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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Nobody prints fake fifties, it's a myth.
It's pound coins you've got to watch out for. Millions of fakes in circulation.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 7 Nov 2013, 10:48, 3 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
Make sure you start on the can of pop before you get the £50 out.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 7 Nov 2013, 10:50, Reply)
I got a few last week in some change
They worked in our vendies machine
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 7 Nov 2013, 10:50, Reply)
Liar
You can't get change in the form of a £50 note and vending machines don't take them!
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Thu 7 Nov 2013, 10:55, Reply)
Typical paki prick

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 7 Nov 2013, 10:56, Reply)
lols all round chaps

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 7 Nov 2013, 10:57, Reply)
I like buying a round in the local at home with a £50 so everyone knows I'm a big player in that London with me 'career' and all me nice coats too.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 7 Nov 2013, 10:57, Reply)
And your silver 1998 diesel Astra.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 7 Nov 2013, 11:12, Reply)
1.6 litres of petrol driven sex on wheels. From 2001.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 7 Nov 2013, 11:13, Reply)
Sozzles, didn't realise you were in the Big Leagues.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 7 Nov 2013, 11:15, Reply)
I hope to upgrade to an even older car one day.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 7 Nov 2013, 11:17, Reply)
You should mate, it'll make you friends.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 7 Nov 2013, 11:20, Reply)
I have seen the kudos you have attained and wish for a similar level myself.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 7 Nov 2013, 11:22, Reply)
I love my car.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 7 Nov 2013, 11:24, Reply)
I love your car. I'm a mechaphile and I'm going to have a wank over the spotlights.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 7 Nov 2013, 11:26, Reply)
Top ten Transformers

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 7 Nov 2013, 11:42, Reply)
Hang on to it.
In 2 years, problem solved.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 7 Nov 2013, 11:21, Reply)
It's getting 'classic-er' by the day

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 7 Nov 2013, 11:24, Reply)
what you need is a clapped out mark 2 golf
then people will know you have arrived
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 7 Nov 2013, 11:22, Reply)
I had one. I miss it. I liked the old school switch for the lights.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 7 Nov 2013, 11:23, Reply)
except that you won't ever arrive
"sorry, i'm still stranded on the side of the m25..."
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 7 Nov 2013, 11:24, Reply)
Like they can move quickly enough to join a motorway

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 7 Nov 2013, 11:25, Reply)
sadly, this never stops them
they bimble along on motorways and A roads with the real cars and then break down and hold us all up.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 7 Nov 2013, 11:25, Reply)
* does smug fellow Merc driver nod*

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 7 Nov 2013, 11:26, Reply)
Mercs were phenomenal cars in the late Eighties.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 7 Nov 2013, 11:29, Reply)
I would like a 190 cosworth if I am honest

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 7 Nov 2013, 11:31, Reply)
Is it true you had to have extra heaters installed in the seats as the standard ones weren't enough to heat even one cheek of your huge fat arse?

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 7 Nov 2013, 11:28, Reply)
do you know what an slk looks like?
you can't get in those bucket seats if you're packing ass
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 7 Nov 2013, 11:29, Reply)
Yes I have seen yours.
When you're driving there are three 'buckets' in the car.
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 7 Nov 2013, 11:29, Reply)
Driver, passenger, cum

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 7 Nov 2013, 11:31, Reply)
^tggi^

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 7 Nov 2013, 11:32, Reply)
alt: yeah, because they'll hear you coming from 3 streets away in the nasty noisy thing

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 7 Nov 2013, 11:24, Reply)

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