Bloke who bought my MG off me 4 years ago
paid in cash, in Clydesdale bank fifties.

I swear, they don't look real. And they are green. I was fucking shitting it until I got to a bank that they were fake.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 7 Nov 2013, 11:17, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Never accept jock money.
It's a bastard to get rid of. No one wants it.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 7 Nov 2013, 11:19, Reply)

McPounds
Worst of all the pounds
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 7 Nov 2013, 11:20, Reply)

All the oil they fry it in leaves a horrible gunky residue in your wallet an' all.

( Kroney, Thu 7 Nov 2013, 11:21, Reply)

And you can't spend them before 10:30

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 7 Nov 2013, 11:22, Reply)

They come covered in Soss.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 7 Nov 2013, 11:23, Reply)

Just like YM

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 7 Nov 2013, 11:23, Reply)

I gave a jock fiver to charity cos I couldn't get rid of the fucking thing.
And I HATE giving to charity.
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 7 Nov 2013, 11:20, Reply)

That's funny because I hate Jocks.
And the Irish.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 7 Nov 2013, 11:22, Reply)

+ Chinese.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 7 Nov 2013, 11:25, Reply)

And the Indians.
and the fucking Polish.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 7 Nov 2013, 11:30, Reply)

And Somalians.
Fucking fiveheads.
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 7 Nov 2013, 11:31, Reply)

Or "pseudo blacks" as I like to call them.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 7 Nov 2013, 11:35, Reply)

Yeah, but I live in Jockland
it makes it somewhat harder to refuse, what with that being what the banks give you.

Plus, the thought of wandering around with that many thousands of pounds in cold hard cash gave me a full DC, obvs.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 7 Nov 2013, 11:22, Reply)

Holy wallet strain!

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 7 Nov 2013, 11:51, Reply)

dont they also print a proper shoddy looking £100 note

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 7 Nov 2013, 11:24, Reply)