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Generic evening thread #751
Good evening. Mrs Cow has gone out for curry, leaving me with doorframes to gloss and a bottle of Merlot

What do you have this very evening?
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 7 Nov 2013, 20:10, 73 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

More poppadoms than me and Mrs Cow can possible manage.

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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 7 Nov 2013, 20:12, Reply)

Youll be all in a (lime) pickle

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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 7 Nov 2013, 20:13, Reply)

i am ambivalent about lime pickle

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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 7 Nov 2013, 20:19, Reply)

Lime is for gin.
That is all.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 7 Nov 2013, 20:20, Reply)

I prefer the onion and mango

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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 7 Nov 2013, 20:56, Reply)

I had some sausages
Now im going for a beer after gettibg train #6 of 7 today. Påŕțý øñ!
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 7 Nov 2013, 20:14, Reply)

Are you a train driver or something?

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Thu 7 Nov 2013, 20:19, Reply)

time flies by.....

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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 7 Nov 2013, 20:22, Reply)

No one there to see it.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 7 Nov 2013, 20:23, Reply)

is there not a pub in folkstone?

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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 7 Nov 2013, 20:19, Reply)

yeah loads but im in london innit

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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 7 Nov 2013, 20:22, Reply)

I have Mrs Cow in a compromising position.

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Thu 7 Nov 2013, 20:17, Reply)

Are you in the queue too?

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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 7 Nov 2013, 21:05, Reply)

99 bitches and no pedigree chum :(

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 7 Nov 2013, 20:18, Reply)

I have a fucking shit load of work
That I really can't be arsed doing.
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 7 Nov 2013, 20:18, Reply)

I have sloe gin this very evening

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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 7 Nov 2013, 20:19, Reply)

I NEED slow gin

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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 7 Nov 2013, 20:57, Reply)

stupid autocorrect

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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 7 Nov 2013, 20:58, Reply)

Can you grow sloeberries?

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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 7 Nov 2013, 21:06, Reply)

I think now is the time to be harvesting your sloes

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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 7 Nov 2013, 21:30, Reply)

I know
I was thinking for next year
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 7 Nov 2013, 21:47, Reply)

I'm suit shopping

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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 7 Nov 2013, 20:20, Reply)

Getting something nice to wear for when you come up and see me?

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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 7 Nov 2013, 20:21, Reply)

I saw a video of a 19 year cov bird punching an 80 year old Sikh to the ground today
do you think she'll punch me or is it just forrins?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 7 Nov 2013, 20:24, Reply)

They're not racist round here
They'll punch anyone.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 7 Nov 2013, 20:25, Reply)

oh good

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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 7 Nov 2013, 20:30, Reply)

I have a distain for the film Thor
a belly full of chips and a much cleaner kitchen

also a nuclear warhead, but that's in the loft and I'm not sure where the ladder is
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 7 Nov 2013, 20:31, Reply)

Disdain
I think you mean.
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 7 Nov 2013, 20:32, Reply)

yeah
but half my brain has melted from watching it so i can't be held responsible
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 7 Nov 2013, 20:33, Reply)

It's better that I provide the correction in a sweet and kindly way

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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 7 Nov 2013, 20:34, Reply)

yeah that's how it works here

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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 7 Nov 2013, 20:44, Reply)

I am sweet and kindly.
That's my default setting - middle class lovely.
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 7 Nov 2013, 20:52, Reply)

i dunno, middle class people don't die from heroin overdoses

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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 7 Nov 2013, 21:01, Reply)

tights?

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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 7 Nov 2013, 21:05, Reply)

what?

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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 7 Nov 2013, 21:07, Reply)

Where the ladder is
Do keep up, old boy
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 7 Nov 2013, 21:09, Reply)

nah im quite generous

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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 7 Nov 2013, 21:08, Reply)

+caring lover

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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 7 Nov 2013, 21:10, Reply)

Watching the Walking Dead again
Woo!
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 7 Nov 2013, 21:09, Reply)

zombies are shit

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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 7 Nov 2013, 21:10, Reply)

Having a break from Homeland

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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 7 Nov 2013, 21:11, Reply)

how is the new series i'v not watched it yet

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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 7 Nov 2013, 21:13, Reply)

Still on season two

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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 7 Nov 2013, 21:14, Reply)

do keep up, old boy

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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 7 Nov 2013, 21:20, Reply)

oh man
I been zinged
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 7 Nov 2013, 21:25, Reply)

alright

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 7 Nov 2013, 21:27, Reply)

no, I've been trying to fix my ipod with a knife
can't get into the fucker
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 7 Nov 2013, 21:28, Reply)

just buy a new one
you fucken povverino
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 7 Nov 2013, 21:29, Reply)

yep, that's next. I dunt like wasting money tghough

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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 7 Nov 2013, 21:32, Reply)

I think there are youtube vids on how to get into them

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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 7 Nov 2013, 21:30, Reply)

i just found a blog, 12 steps and 4 different tools to open the fucker
Think I'll buy a new one
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 7 Nov 2013, 21:32, Reply)

I think there are youporn vids on how to get into your mum

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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 7 Nov 2013, 21:33, Reply)

running jump i heard

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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 7 Nov 2013, 21:37, Reply)

I know
I'm starring in most of them

P.s.
I'm not the horse
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 7 Nov 2013, 21:38, Reply)

there are youporn vids on how to get in to those sardine tins after the key's broken.
It's pretty niche stuff, but it gets me off.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 7 Nov 2013, 21:42, Reply)

just stab it with a knife

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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 7 Nov 2013, 21:44, Reply)

But what about the sardines?

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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 7 Nov 2013, 21:46, Reply)

oh you two!

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 7 Nov 2013, 21:47, Reply)

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