Went for dinner last night,
Lovely pub in Fyfield, food was great, service passable, company terrible. Ladypigs dad is a nob.
I'm getting a bit excited about the new job. I'd done the maths wrong and it looks like I'll be earning about what I was at the pub if I hit my bonus targets, so that's good.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 8 Nov 2013, 9:18, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

YO! Why's he a knob?
Plus good news money wise, but be careful, mo' money mo' problems innit RIP BIGGIE 4EVA etc etc...
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 8 Nov 2013, 9:21, Reply)

He's just a miserable shit bag.
Nothing is good enough, or everyone is out to scam him, I'm not good enough for his daughter, I'm an idiot for not having a job yet and so on.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 8 Nov 2013, 9:27, Reply)

Sounds like a cunt. Kill him.
Obviously you are a simply *wonderful* chap. And now you have a job, and you retrained and have a new career to begin, which I, quite genuinely, admire and respect. Fuk da h8rs d00d, you're going places.
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 8 Nov 2013, 9:31, Reply)

Yeah, the guy is just a nob.
I don't know why he's so angry.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 8 Nov 2013, 9:38, Reply)

but enough about Battered, what about ladypig's dad?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 8 Nov 2013, 9:40, Reply)

Tell him you're good enough when you're up to your guts in his little girl.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 8 Nov 2013, 9:31, Reply)

He's a big fella,
I don't really want to get punched in the face.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 8 Nov 2013, 9:40, Reply)

Fyfield?
if its the same place I went to school there...
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 8 Nov 2013, 9:27, Reply)

Just outside Oxford.
Little village. Pub was called the White Hart I think.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 8 Nov 2013, 9:28, Reply)

Ah different one then
it was the one in Essex, where I believe Gary Linekers brother lived
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 8 Nov 2013, 9:30, Reply)

It's another COOL STOREEE!!

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 8 Nov 2013, 9:35, Reply)

Two places with the same name, IMAGINE THAT!

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 8 Nov 2013, 9:36, Reply)

I liked the bit about Gary Linekar's brother.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 8 Nov 2013, 9:37, Reply)

he was jailed for tax fraud fact fans

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 8 Nov 2013, 9:38, Reply)

Its a relatively unique name to be fair
And you didn't have to read a mini discussion between old rust head and myself so NERRRRRRRRR
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 8 Nov 2013, 9:37, Reply)

There's one in Wiltshire as well.
I wonder what the name means.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 8 Nov 2013, 9:40, Reply)

Here to help:
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fyfield,_Oxfordshire#Toponym
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 8 Nov 2013, 9:43, Reply)

This village in the Domesday Book was 'Fif-hide', a variable distance, and ... its derivation (Saxon) meaning an estate containing five fields or hides.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 8 Nov 2013, 9:45, Reply)

Although it shouldn't really take wikipedia to work out it's a contraction of fivefields.

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 8 Nov 2013, 9:46, Reply)

Now you point it out I feel a bit daft not noticing it.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 8 Nov 2013, 9:48, Reply)

I'm beginning to think ladypig's dad is right about you.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 8 Nov 2013, 9:52, Reply)

click

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 8 Nov 2013, 9:53, Reply)

:(
Yurt prick.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 8 Nov 2013, 9:53, Reply)

I missed it too WP
but I too feel stupid so at least we are on an even keel
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 8 Nov 2013, 10:01, Reply)

Incidentally, The White Hart is probably named after a hart that was white.

( Kroney, Fri 8 Nov 2013, 10:07, Reply)

Or the infamous Wye Tart
who held the record for most sailors drained for nearly 40 years.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 8 Nov 2013, 10:45, Reply)