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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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"Recovering alcoholics", most boring sanctimonious cunts around.
I occasionally work with one, dry for 10 years and still they harp on about it. FFS.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Fri 8 Nov 2013, 14:01, 4 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
I recover alcoholics by making them tea with vodka in

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 8 Nov 2013, 14:04, Reply)
That's not big and clever, spiking the drinks.
I'm shocked.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Fri 8 Nov 2013, 14:14, Reply)
errr
I was joking
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 8 Nov 2013, 14:17, Reply)
Whenever fat people came to be served in the bars I worked in
I gave them diet coke, whether they asked or not.
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 8 Nov 2013, 14:35, Reply)
you're a good man

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 8 Nov 2013, 14:36, Reply)
you'd think after 10 years they could have a little glass of sherry or something.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 8 Nov 2013, 14:17, Reply)
Yeah
You'd think they would be clamming for a drink by then
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 8 Nov 2013, 14:28, Reply)
Licking their hands after using anti bacterial stuff.

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 8 Nov 2013, 14:36, Reply)
Brain works strange with addiction.
One drink and you can be straight back on the lash.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Fri 8 Nov 2013, 14:42, Reply)
I like the righteous ex-smokers.
They're great.

I like pointing out to them how us ex-smokers all absolutely love to smoke.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 8 Nov 2013, 14:36, Reply)
I love a smoke me, but ain't had a proper one for months now.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 8 Nov 2013, 14:40, Reply)
yeah,
i love a cigarette once in a while. i miss it.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 8 Nov 2013, 14:42, Reply)
I only smoke the green now on a weekend but I don't flap about like a prick.

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 8 Nov 2013, 14:43, Reply)
I used to smoke, drink AND dance the hootchie-coo
Imagine that!
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 8 Nov 2013, 15:10, Reply)
i do, daily.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 8 Nov 2013, 15:38, Reply)
I'll be honest, I'm trying really hard not to imagine your hootchie-coo

(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 8 Nov 2013, 15:49, Reply)

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