ahh thanks for all the birthday love
where are you all, though? it feels like sitting at the bedside of an elderly relative.

who hasn't made a will.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 11 Nov 2013, 9:50, 5 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

I'm here
Happy birthday missy
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 11 Nov 2013, 9:52, Reply)

How'd the weekend lezfest go?
Any pictures?
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Mon 11 Nov 2013, 9:58, Reply)

LOADS

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 11 Nov 2013, 10:35, Reply)

Happy birthday swipey

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 11 Nov 2013, 10:01, Reply)

It's your birthday?
Facebook never fucking told me, how I am expected to remember, eh?
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 11 Nov 2013, 10:21, Reply)

yes i think i took it off my personal info
along with any kind of relationship status, partly because i'm not 12, and partly because you just get a million horrible blokes from random countries wanting to be your friend.

no, wait. the other one. a green card.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 11 Nov 2013, 10:22, Reply)

Disappointing
I've only had about 4 goal-digging sluts from other countries try and friend me. I must have my privacy better set up. Or have a sufficiently ugly profile pic.

Happy fukken Birthday and that. *mwah*
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 11 Nov 2013, 10:34, Reply)

ahh thank you sweetness xx

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 11 Nov 2013, 10:35, Reply)

I get at least one bloke from india or pakistan every couple of days 'cus of this coding group i'm on.
It's scary the amount of people on there who consider themselves developers yet are releasing dangerously bad code.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 11 Nov 2013, 11:16, Reply)

Unless it's controlling a train
or a nuclear deterrent, I'm struggling to see how bad code can be "dangerous"...
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 11 Nov 2013, 11:28, Reply)

Facebook is usually pretty indiscreet with sharing information, so she must've hidden it.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 11 Nov 2013, 10:23, Reply)

Facebook told my mum that i'd been smoking :(

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 11 Nov 2013, 10:40, Reply)

Oh man, I'm still scared of my mum finding out that I've ever smoked.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 11 Nov 2013, 10:44, Reply)

My mum only found out about my tattoos a couple of years ago
I'm 38.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 11 Nov 2013, 11:10, Reply)