Well I'm in the pub.
Beat that shit-cunts!
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 11 Nov 2013, 18:56, 45 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

I'm in the pub too Jeff.
Three quid a pint and it's 26 degrees outside.
Beat you I think
( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Mon 11 Nov 2013, 19:06, Reply)

You winning cunt.
I hope you get the trots from some of that foreign food.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 11 Nov 2013, 19:13, Reply)

Three quid a pint! Extortionate. It's £1.95 on Monday at my fave boozer
Can't beat you on the temperature though.
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Mon 11 Nov 2013, 19:13, Reply)

You are probably in the north or something
So your pricing doesn't count. £1.95 in the North would be about a fiver elsewhere.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 11 Nov 2013, 19:17, Reply)

Midlands
Southern prices are fucking stupid - probably because it costs a fortune to heat the beer to the temperature that southern types like*.

*The same temperature as recent ejaculate
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Mon 11 Nov 2013, 20:05, Reply)

The house bitter in my local is 2 quid a pint.
Cooking lager 2.40 I think.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Mon 11 Nov 2013, 20:10, Reply)

Just finished chili chicken, rice and nan, cooked by someone else.
Now off to the.juicer to drink 2.55 a pint Thatcher's Original Farmhouse Scrumpy i front of an open fire. Might stay for.the.quiz and pig out with butties.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Mon 11 Nov 2013, 19:17, Reply)

Boozer I'm in has about 8 ciders on tap at the moment.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 11 Nov 2013, 19:20, Reply)

Nice one this normall y has a few but there's a few more because of some CAMRA thing. Old Rosie is nice.

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Mon 11 Nov 2013, 19:25, Reply)

What part of the world are you in?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 11 Nov 2013, 19:26, Reply)

Manchester.
Think it's a national cider festival.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Mon 11 Nov 2013, 19:32, Reply)

We're all well off then.
Boozers is good.
( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Mon 11 Nov 2013, 19:27, Reply)

I still hope you get the shits
Because you seem to be winning the 'I'm in the pub' challenge.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 11 Nov 2013, 19:29, Reply)

Well it was a cheese, bacon and pineapple pizza so the shits would be a bonus.

( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Mon 11 Nov 2013, 19:41, Reply)

The boat?

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 11 Nov 2013, 19:35, Reply)

So am I.
I also have free beer.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 11 Nov 2013, 19:34, Reply)

Have Starbucks opened a chain of pubs???
I'll bet you qualify for a couple of free pints a day!
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 11 Nov 2013, 19:39, Reply)

Nah. I did the manager a (non sexual) favour.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 11 Nov 2013, 19:40, Reply)

Whatho Bartie

( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Mon 11 Nov 2013, 19:43, Reply)

i played some tunes
and now I might have a little evening houmous
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 11 Nov 2013, 21:26, Reply)

How does evening houmous differ from other houmouses?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 11 Nov 2013, 22:07, Reply)

it's later

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 11 Nov 2013, 22:10, Reply)

What tunes did you play?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 11 Nov 2013, 22:12, Reply)

Something by Verdi, Beethoven's 5th
that naughty magpie tune and some christmas bollocks
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 11 Nov 2013, 22:24, Reply)

Sounds fun
What instrument do you play?
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 11 Nov 2013, 22:30, Reply)

The Pink Oboe?

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 11 Nov 2013, 22:36, Reply)

Thieving Magpie is all of the win.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 11 Nov 2013, 22:31, Reply)

Well my visage is that, that I don't flinch everytime I look in the mirror
and make kids cry, I'm at home drinking beer and being forced to endure "True Blood"
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 11 Nov 2013, 22:22, Reply)

What is that a vampire thing?

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Mon 11 Nov 2013, 22:29, Reply)

Nah, it's only Harters

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 11 Nov 2013, 22:32, Reply)

:€

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 11 Nov 2013, 22:33, Reply)

I Approve of the beer btw.
Manly handshakes all round.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Mon 11 Nov 2013, 22:30, Reply)

I fucked my back this morning
trying to lift 20kg of solder out of the car.
I think that wins.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 11 Nov 2013, 22:35, Reply)

+ i
Well it is Remembrance day
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 11 Nov 2013, 22:38, Reply)

Tiny soldier?

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 11 Nov 2013, 22:40, Reply)

I was thinking more the light infantary

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 11 Nov 2013, 22:45, Reply)

Wahey!

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 11 Nov 2013, 22:49, Reply)

Evening B3thy-boo how is my favorite shit mod......
Apart from the back of course?
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 11 Nov 2013, 22:50, Reply)

Nothing new on the popular page.
You lot are fucking shit.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 11 Nov 2013, 22:39, Reply)

You say that like it's new information.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 11 Nov 2013, 22:41, Reply)

The wife's watching reruns of 'Two Pints Of Lager And a Packet Of Crisps'.
Fuck's sake, Imma go to bed.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 11 Nov 2013, 22:59, Reply)

Shit program, Runcorn is a shit place.
Trade her in for a.new model. Forthwith. Gadzooks.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Mon 11 Nov 2013, 23:01, Reply)

*OKcupids*

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 11 Nov 2013, 23:09, Reply)

Sounds good, but I have all these texts to use first

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 11 Nov 2013, 23:22, Reply)

Cock texts.
The best of texts.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Mon 11 Nov 2013, 23:37, Reply)