This is fun!
Keeping with the theme Im getting some festive spirits from Aldi at the weekend. Gluwein and the like.

Also going to the Christmas Markets for treats. :)

Tis (almost) the season
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 12 Nov 2013, 14:42, 4 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Ima get me some gin, vodka and shit this weekend

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 12 Nov 2013, 14:43, Reply)

Yesssssss

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 12 Nov 2013, 14:44, Reply)

I bought a bottle of Diplomatico Venezuelan rum at the weekend.
It is very, very nice.
( Slippery Mick ‏, Tue 12 Nov 2013, 14:44, Reply)

I bought a bottle of Romanian wine at the weekend
because Waitrose. It was fucking vile.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 12 Nov 2013, 15:12, Reply)

Aldi? I buy beer in there because it's German. Rheinheitsgebot, innit.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 12 Nov 2013, 14:44, Reply)

That's the one!
It's good to try new things
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 12 Nov 2013, 14:45, Reply)

I'm off to Lidl at the weekend as they are doing the latte flavourings for £1.50

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 12 Nov 2013, 14:47, Reply)

get bent.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 12 Nov 2013, 15:13, Reply)

Why for so?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 12 Nov 2013, 15:14, Reply)

flavoured. Latte.
Drink coffee, or don't. If you're going to be homosexual about it at least have the common decency to take some good hard cock.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 12 Nov 2013, 15:16, Reply)

I quite like an occasional flavoured latte and I'm comfortable in my sexuality
+homo
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 12 Nov 2013, 15:18, Reply)

but its xmas! have a fucken gingerbread latte with a mince pie dusting

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 12 Nov 2013, 15:18, Reply)

and some good hard cock, hmmm?

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 12 Nov 2013, 15:19, Reply)

nah its bollox innit. as is paying five pounds for one beer. :-(

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 12 Nov 2013, 15:20, Reply)

Is it fuck.
It's mid November. Any cunt starts going "oh, it's christmas" and they're going to be fed to angry fucking bears.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 12 Nov 2013, 14:45, Reply)

Sounds like a Saturday night to me.

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 12 Nov 2013, 14:46, Reply)

^TGGI.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 12 Nov 2013, 15:06, Reply)

It must be Christmas as I've seen at least one reactionary fuckwit post that thing about it being banned this year.
It's like a festive call to prayer for idiots.
( Slippery Mick ‏, Tue 12 Nov 2013, 14:46, Reply)

Yeah. I don't moan when the Muzzers have Eid
but they TAKE OUR GODMAS and piss on it coz they fucking hate us and come overhere taking our jobs and fucking our daughters who are on benefits to get a free house so there is no decoration on our high streets because we can't offend them and the hate fucking santa. the cunts.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 12 Nov 2013, 14:49, Reply)

exactly why I'm not having kids cos pakis fuck 'em innit

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 12 Nov 2013, 14:55, Reply)

It IS the season.
God bless us every one.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 12 Nov 2013, 14:47, Reply)

Shalom!

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 12 Nov 2013, 14:48, Reply)

Gezundheit

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 12 Nov 2013, 14:50, Reply)

^ which is exactly the noise YM's cunt makes on entry

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 12 Nov 2013, 14:50, Reply)

I always thought it sounded like someone
slipping off a tight, wet welly.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 12 Nov 2013, 14:52, Reply)

it's like the door to the bridge of the Starship Enterprise.
only bigger on the inside.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 12 Nov 2013, 14:54, Reply)

*Tardis

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 12 Nov 2013, 14:55, Reply)

is
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 12 Nov 2013, 15:00, Reply)

It's closer to pulling a welly out of really gloopy mud.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 12 Nov 2013, 15:11, Reply)

So more like pulling out of YM's poopchute then

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 12 Nov 2013, 15:26, Reply)

Nah, that would be more the total silence
of a sausage being slowly reversed out of an aircraft hanger.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 12 Nov 2013, 15:32, Reply)

Touche

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 12 Nov 2013, 15:40, Reply)

apart from Battered
he's a right cunt.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 12 Nov 2013, 15:07, Reply)

Damn right.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 12 Nov 2013, 15:08, Reply)

*thunderous cunt fives*

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 12 Nov 2013, 15:11, Reply)

I saw them at Glastonbury

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 12 Nov 2013, 15:14, Reply)

Surely InFest?

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 12 Nov 2013, 15:16, Reply)

No, the doc cleared me

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 12 Nov 2013, 15:17, Reply)

I didnt. I told you to stop doing *that*.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 12 Nov 2013, 15:18, Reply)

Who said that?!
I'M BLIND, MAN!
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 12 Nov 2013, 15:21, Reply)

SPUGGY!

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 12 Nov 2013, 15:31, Reply)

She is as hideous in real life as she was on screen

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 12 Nov 2013, 15:38, Reply)

Also Ant's head really is that big

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 12 Nov 2013, 15:38, Reply)

A CANNIT SEE MAN!!!!
I was an extra on that for a few years. Post Ant and Dec though :(
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 12 Nov 2013, 15:37, Reply)

Excellent trivia!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 12 Nov 2013, 15:37, Reply)