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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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4pm thread o'clockCome on team, it's 4pm and we are almost done for the day. How are you gonna last this last few minutes? I'm eating "Fizzers" sweets and drinking coffee
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 12 Nov 2013, 16:07,
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I am admiring the Kenwood Premier Chefon the Currys website. £150 snots off.
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I've had a fucking shit dayI need beer
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 12 Nov 2013, 16:13,
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Had to move Calf 2 from his morning nursery to a childminder as he hated it(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 12 Nov 2013, 16:20,
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give him a chanceWhen you're a massive cunt it can be hard to intergrate
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 12 Nov 2013, 16:30,
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he'll be okVery important to mix with othger kids
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 12 Nov 2013, 16:35,
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He was at least a year old than the other kids at his nurseryHis new childminder has a boy his age
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 12 Nov 2013, 16:36,
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surely they are postioned by age?Also fobtm
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 12 Nov 2013, 16:37,
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Not in that nurseryNot enough kids
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 12 Nov 2013, 16:38,
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This just reads asI am tired of my wife and want to fuck the babysitter
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WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 12 Nov 2013, 16:20,
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oh man I hope it doesn't crash And turn into a ball of fire and sharp metal
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 12 Nov 2013, 16:33,
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I'm done for the day. And home. Might have a beer.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 12 Nov 2013, 16:31,
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Dull paperwork shite, Still, on my way, off to Daventry tomorrow, get to spend a week following a bloke around.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 12 Nov 2013, 16:42,
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I might touch his bottom. (
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 12 Nov 2013, 16:47,
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I'm on the dunnyI feel like I need a poo, but none is forthcoming.
Its a mystery all right!
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 12 Nov 2013, 16:32,
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Did you hear about the constipated mathematician. ...He had to work it out with a pencil.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 12 Nov 2013, 17:13,
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i'm a bit poorly but not enough to gain sympathyI've not been to the gym and I need to write a story
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 12 Nov 2013, 16:34,
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write about your doomed love affair with a victorian explorer(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 12 Nov 2013, 16:36,
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Around The Cock With 80 Gays(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 12 Nov 2013, 16:37,
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quack?myth busted
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 12 Nov 2013, 16:54,
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Nothing sad about itGO ON MY SON!
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 12 Nov 2013, 16:37,
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How's the new job going? Have they realised what an inept Rupert you are?(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 12 Nov 2013, 16:37,
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nah not yet, it'll be too late when they do(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 12 Nov 2013, 16:39,
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I bet your team already referred you as 'that cunt' and are dreading having to sit near you at the Christmas meal. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 12 Nov 2013, 16:41,
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they fucking love meBut not as much as your ex likes the feeling of my ejaculate running down her throat
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 12 Nov 2013, 16:43,
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tbh I only started saying that cos it wound chompy up(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 12 Nov 2013, 16:46,
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great, cos she gobbles like an epileptic turkey(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 12 Nov 2013, 16:52,
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I'm getting some music lined up for the walk home(
Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Tue 12 Nov 2013, 16:57,
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actually, I've decided on a podcast insteadif it changes in the meantime I'll keep y'all posted
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Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Tue 12 Nov 2013, 17:00,
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I still work til 8.I feel like I miss out on the morning rush here!
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 12 Nov 2013, 17:05,
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I'm looking at clothes for the office party(
GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 12 Nov 2013, 17:05,
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i;m distressednever mind the buzzcocks is on and it turns out there's a guy from west life and he's cute
I am ashamed
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 12 Nov 2013, 17:10,
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I am looking at cufflinks online.I could spend so much money on cufflinks. I hardly ever wear them. I'm just a magpie.
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Kroney, Tue 12 Nov 2013, 17:19,
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I'm talking about proper cufflinks.Not silver-plated overpriced Paul Smith tat with a gaudy plastic insert.
I'm actually looking for something to go with my DJ for a party I've got over Christmas.
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Kroney, Tue 12 Nov 2013, 17:22,
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Plain ovals in either silver or gold. Timeless, classic, go with anything. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 12 Nov 2013, 17:31,
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Well, sure. I'm looking at antique stuff for a bit of originality. You can get some pretty nice things in the onyx/mother of pearl vein if you go back a few years.
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Kroney, Tue 12 Nov 2013, 17:34,
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NrdsT9qvdnc
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 12 Nov 2013, 17:22,
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we needed two magpies to make it lucky(
Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 12 Nov 2013, 17:23,
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