A degree of that may have been indulged in today

( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 19:40, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

Didn't have you down as a skaghead, TD

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 19:42, Reply)

If the cap fits...
Not regular, but met up with a mate earlier with a good line of produce.

I'm ambivalent. I know where drink takes me and I can plot a course, but smokey takes me different ways.

Edit - this depends upon your interpretation of the term. Strictly loose leaf now.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 19:49, Reply)

you're not a regular heroin user?
Good for you
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 19:58, Reply)

No I'm not a heroin user at all
Puff The Magic Dragon was blow.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 20:04, Reply)

you're thinking of dozer

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 20:05, Reply)

I've only smoked smack once; we've all been 15.
Love speckly dingers though, but that's ket innit.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 20:08, Reply)

I suspect that what you smoked was probably epoxy resin
Used to fix cracks in bike helmets and sold to gullible teenagers for lots of money.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 20:19, Reply)

No, it was definitely smack.
I used to hang around with some very dodgy characters, some of whom are now dead.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 20:20, Reply)

I wish they had lived and you died, that would be better for everyone, especially you.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 20:22, Reply)

I dunno like.
It's not a nice way to live, there was a proper vicious heroin scene in and around Aberdeen in the late 90s.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 20:23, Reply)

Skag problem in scotchcuntland shocker!

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 20:25, Reply)

well yer
Aberdeen's yer classic city of two halves. Massive oil wealth on the one hand, horrible poverty on the other.

It's more crack these days, the Wolverhampton-Aberdeen route for crack is getting busted fairly regularly.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 20:26, Reply)

hahahahahahahahahaah yeah 'wealth'

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 20:28, Reply)

Do you not understand how wealthy Aberdeen is, and how much of the European oil industry is based there?
Average salary in the sector is £73,000, which is way more than you get paid.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 20:30, Reply)

how would you know?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 20:31, Reply)

Do you earn over 73K?
Because if not, then 'hahaha yeah wealth'.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 20:31, Reply)

that's not what you asked

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 20:36, Reply)

What, how would I know how wealthy Aberdeen is and how much of the European oil industry is based there?
It's not exactly a secret, is it?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 20:38, Reply)

I would move to York if I were you.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 20:29, Reply)

York is laughable in terms of the 'rough bits'.
The only people who genuinely think that Bell Farm, Tang Hall and Clifton are rough are people who have never lived anywhere other than York.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 20:31, Reply)

i love a story with a happy ending

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 20:23, Reply)

Some of them were proper nasty, no sympathy here.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 20:24, Reply)

I was being light-hearted as usual
But I grew up in Barrow-in-Furness which has a fucking terrifying drug abuse death ratio, and also had - when I was younger - certain areas where boats would arrive at night.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 20:33, Reply)

let's be honest it's best for everyone when druggies die

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 20:37, Reply)

My bleeding liberal heart says no
My rational head says yes.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 20:46, Reply)

you like to compare flesh tunnels with dozer

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 20:08, Reply)

I don't have flesh tunnels, soz

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 20:09, Reply)

you should get some, it'll help your career

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 20:15, Reply)

It's worked wonders for Darth Foxtrot.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 20:16, Reply)

has he come down from the attic yet?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 20:18, Reply)

still trapped in the closet

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 20:18, Reply)

He was never exactly closeted though, was he?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 20:21, Reply)

have you seen his recent pictures on fb?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 20:22, Reply)

No.
Please repost.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 20:22, Reply)

do you not know his name? open profile

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 20:22, Reply)

only his first name.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 20:24, Reply)

yes, i hope he's ok :(

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 20:27, Reply)

that last selfie was 4th of september
he is most likely dead by now
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 20:29, Reply)

i saw your big gurning selfie too
you really need to fix those privacy settings......
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 20:31, Reply)

I don't think that's a selfie. It looks like someone else took it and he cropped it for his profile.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 20:32, Reply)

my profile ent a picture of me you :p

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 20:34, Reply)

I'm glad I haven't seen a pic of you, everyone I have seen or met so far have been a massive disappointment.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 20:36, Reply)

YOU SAID MY PICTURE WAS HAWT
YOU LYING FROGCUNT
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 20:36, Reply)

Just 'massive' in your case.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 20:37, Reply)

Yeah but then I met you at a secret baysh and that clearly wasn't your picture.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 20:38, Reply)

The pictures were three years old, right?
You met her in a pub in Kensington and were shocked at how fat she was.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 20:40, Reply)

no bash chat
and it totally was. it's my fb profile and everything.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 20:40, Reply)

Someone on my Facebook has a picture of a car but they don't look like a car just like you appear to have a new, slightly worse face.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 20:42, Reply)

You never said you'd been to Sea World

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 20:40, Reply)

I wanted to see whales in unnatural habitat

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 20:43, Reply)

you must have seen me, right?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 20:36, Reply)

You know I have. That pic of you with a silly hoodie on.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 20:38, Reply)

Nah, I meant ones from my portfolio.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 20:39, Reply)

???

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 20:41, Reply)

yeah on the catwalk yeah
I do my little turn on the catwalk
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 20:41, Reply)

I never did any catwalk, not tall enough :'(

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 20:42, Reply)

and you kept tripping over your feet

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 20:44, Reply)

it was well embarro :'(

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 20:45, Reply)

i have never taken a selfie in my entire life thankyouverymuch

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 20:33, Reply)

hmmmmm
you should buy mini ape one of those kids' digital cameras from fisherprice. the pics are well lol, life through the eyes of a toddler.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 20:35, Reply)

i leave expensive gifts to relatives

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 20:40, Reply)

these are not expensive, about £40-50 i think?
my nephew took loads of his sister crying. or "croying" as he says, being a poxy southerner.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 20:41, Reply)

yeah, that's expensine
a puzzle/bag of bricks/cardboard box is just as much fun i can guarantee you
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 20:44, Reply)

Place near me you can let kids run riot painting. £5.
It's worth that to not have to clean my place if she did so here.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 20:45, Reply)

yeah, I'm all about getting the messy shit done on other peoples property

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 20:52, Reply)

this is not a euphamism

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 20:53, Reply)

you try this logic when she's 15
no darling, George at asda jeans are just as cool as seven for all mankind...
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 20:45, Reply)

yeah maybe...but she's 2 so...

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 20:51, Reply)

you wait
that is all
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 20:58, Reply)

his is clogged with the corpses of a thousand furry rodents

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 20:13, Reply)

Leave Grace out of this you fucking hamster h8r

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 20:19, Reply)

Yeah!

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 20:21, Reply)

Is the hamster dead?
Hopefully not of rectal contractions.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 20:21, Reply)

No, she's fine.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 20:22, Reply)

Good.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 20:24, Reply)

heroin's a killer td, don't you forget it

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 20:22, Reply)

Most stuff kills you in the end
I'll remember your kind words though, when I'm down to my last fiver and selling my raggedy arse to sailors for a fix.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 20:25, Reply)