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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Oh go on thenNot only am I terrible drunk, I'm also a junkie.
How low can you go?
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 21:01,
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Death row?What a brother know! Once again back is the incredible!
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and I'll tell you how i became teh prince of bel air(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 21:06,
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It's lovely to see you're still alive Monty.(
Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 21:03,
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The difference is that I have the will and motivation to carry onAnd that I'm taking the piss a bit.
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 21:06,
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I understand and respect your wish(
The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 21:14,
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I thank you for your fair and just adjudication.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 21:15,
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I am an indepedent and impartial observer of this boardD'you know - I wrote that as fun but actually I am!
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 21:17,
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I think everyone thinks they are above it but joining in to help those less fortunate.Turns out we are all shitcunts and losers.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 21:19,
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Not a bad assessmentI'm better than engaging with some of our friends, but prepared to accept that some of our other friends are perfectly acceptable.
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 21:32,
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I completely agree with your subtext, Dozer *is* a prick, but an alright one.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 21:36,
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I'll let you say it Dozer - a bit of kudos. People off b3ta you've met. (
The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 21:40,
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On the fingers of how many hands?(
The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 21:43,
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You used to think Phudbree was my sockpuppet, ye dippit fucken bam (, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 21:19, Reply)
I did.Thank you for finding it.
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 21:27,
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He never talks to her so he'd not have a clue anyway.(
The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 21:09,
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she's always got her mouth full to be fair(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 21:10,
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I had sex with a number of elderly or dead women in order to taunt their kids about it on the internet(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 21:08,
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You'll be OK - nobody checks b3ta anywayKeep it up.
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 21:11,
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I'm not a terrible drunk. I'm really good at it.How low can I go? Under a Jack Russells's bollocks with a top hat on. Doing the can-can. On stilts.
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i'd drink heavily as well if i wrote posts like this(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 21:11,
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You know when you openly and uninvitedly discuss your shaven nads?It's really fucking creepy.
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Hope so!Edit.
Not so much a discussion as an announcement. Genital topiary was the discussion topic of last night, in the bar of a hotel in Durham with some sales types and computer geeks - some of whom were actually female!
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We were discussing favourite biscuits in the pub last night.It was like OT, with alcohol and a log fire.
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Hobnobs topped the list I seem to remember.Although Jaffa cakes were being discussed rather robustly.
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They're called cakes, but are really biscuits.It was discussed in the PUB! It is right therefore. Pedantic twat.
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Although Wikipedia agrees with you.Hmmm...
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jaffa_Cakes
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They had to prove to HMRC that they were cakes so that they could retain their VAT status.Cool story zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
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^^this^^The distinction is easy. A cake goes hard and dry when it's stale. A biscuit goes soggy and soft when it's stale. Ergo a Jaffa cake is NOT a biscuit.
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So fucking boring and full of cunts as the best ones had gone home, with alcohol and a log fire?(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 21:18,
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Haven't you? Fucking city link are the bane of my life this week. I will chase it up tomorrow. Fucking cunts that was about a week ago!(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 21:22,
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A photo of you from linkedin covered in my semen.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 21:24,
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Brown Paper Bag and Circles, so I can mix them like every fucken cunt was doing in 1997.(, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 21:24, Reply)
Nah, Hey Jack and Kick a Hole.So I can mix them like every fucken cunt was doing in 2002.
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No it's two copies of the Edwin birdsong cola bottle baby so you can mix and cut the instrumental bits and make that daft punk track.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 21:29,
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Oddly enough...I wasn't the one to bring it up as a topic of conversation last night
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I was specifically referring to you bringing it up on here.Nowhere else, thankfully I don't drink in the same establishments as you.
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The Lumineers are on telly.They sound just like Mumford and Sons.
Who are fucking shit. Why would you actively aim to sound just like a band which is fucking shit? At least when Arcade Fire were openly ripping off A Silver Mt Zion it was just about excusable.
Fucking wankers.
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i am a larper who dressed as a tramp and ate a squirrel(
Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 21:29,
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Thing is Froggsy, she has that little self-esteem that she is actually proud of being a larper.(, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 21:41, Reply)
Not being funny pal, but you have a fucking hamster.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 21:42,
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Hamsters are great pets, what can I say?I also have an active social life and offline friends.
And have never been dumped on Valentine's Day.
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I had a hamster, tooyou are just like me
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 21:44,
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I don't do the White Knight or Pandertron thing But if you seriously think you've more entitlement to air than Cavy you're getting BADLY deluded, pal.
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 21:50,
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Dozer is pretty black and white between being funny and being a cunt. Absolutely no in between.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 21:52,
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where as I am a great philanthopist and witty orator of great standing in the community
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 21:55,
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I think she means 'philanthropist'.Either that or she's started collecting stamps.
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Yes I gathered that, but given the amount of editing I do of my posts because of auto correct, fat fingers or me being a thick, poorly educated idiotI am in no place to comment on these errors.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 22:08,
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yer innit bruv, listening to house now, dunt care how fick you are soz xx(, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 22:09, Reply)
Well that's been diffused.Now y'all play nicely because I'm not going to be here for several days.
Night. x
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 22:07,
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I know mate, I can't help but think it's quite 'nice' you have a little pet.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 21:44,
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She's totes cute with her little pink nose, silvery fur and tiny stubby tail xx(, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 21:46, Reply)
if you're at the bottom you might as well relish it(
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