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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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The boiler man has just fixed my heating so I am basking in heat. I now need to put my kitchen cupboards back together :'(
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 11:04, 3 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
if you were a real man
rather than a hamster noncing nancy, you'd have been able to fix your own boiler.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 11:05, Reply)
He isn't Gas Safe registered, and although he is allowed to work on the appliances in his own property, where gas and possibly CO are involved it's best left to the professionals.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 11:07, Reply)
stop touting for business

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 11:08, Reply)
I'm not, I'm saying he did the sensible thing by getting someone to measure efficiency of combustion and levels of pollutant gases properly,
setting up the boiler to work efficiently, and leaving it safe for use. Instead of 'being a man', possibly endangering himself and others.
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 11:11, Reply)
it was the water pipes, not the gas one

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 11:09, Reply)
Oh well, fuck what I have been saying just merely to disagree with Swipe, you should have done that yourself, you big fanny.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 11:12, Reply)
she's a hippo featured attention slut

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 11:13, Reply)
^this

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 15 Nov 2013, 11:14, Reply)
just to disagree with swipe?
I hope you stand on a fork and die
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 11:15, Reply)
*upturned plug

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 11:17, Reply)
upturned butt plug

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 11:18, Reply)
Go fork yourself

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 11:18, Reply)
get forked

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 11:20, Reply)
====E

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 11:21, Reply)
sign o' the tines

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 11:22, Reply)
well that's not very knife

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 11:20, Reply)
I've just had to punctuate my morning with unblocking the bog.
I've informed the missus she'll need to buy a new pair of marigolds.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 15 Nov 2013, 11:06, Reply)
who blocked it in the first place?

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 11:07, Reply)
Well, it weren't me that's fo sho.
However, desperate times called and all that so I had no choice. Compared with going to Manchester later it was a picnic.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 15 Nov 2013, 11:14, Reply)
thou who blocks it unlocks it
should be the motto
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 11:16, Reply)
I agree, however these were extenuating circumstances forced on by last night's curry.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 15 Nov 2013, 11:23, Reply)
Basically I'm saying I needed a massive shit.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 15 Nov 2013, 11:24, Reply)
how delightful

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 11:25, Reply)
It was magnificent. Would have brought back memories for you.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 15 Nov 2013, 11:26, Reply)
I fixed a broken latch on my living room door yesterday.
For a guy that hasn't ventured past changing a lightbulb, this is quite an achievement.
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 11:09, Reply)
I bet it's not the first time you've 'got a little man in' if you know what I mean.
You disgust me, you repugnant bender.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 15 Nov 2013, 11:12, Reply)

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