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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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happy Saturday everyone what are you up to, apart from not posting on here? I'm off to brave the tourists for lunch with some girlfriends in covent garden...
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rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 16 Nov 2013, 10:49,
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latest was 12 years ago)
Well if you can't be arsed to stick aroundI don't see why I should bother answering.
PS happy belated Birthday
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 16 Nov 2013, 10:55,
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3G? Old skool. It's all about HPSA+Mong.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 16 Nov 2013, 13:07,
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It's not happy, I'm still half deaf and at work.Grumble grumble....
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 16 Nov 2013, 11:04,
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Mornin' allI've had the best sleep for ages, got up late and I've been bimbling around for a while. I may be going off to an Aikido course later, I may not. it's that sort of day.
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i'm going to drink coffee with a manso that will end badly either way
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 16 Nov 2013, 13:34,
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Have you lined up a 'HAWT D8' with Rory?(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 16 Nov 2013, 13:44,
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Oh, sorry I didn't know. Congratulations.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 16 Nov 2013, 13:50,
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either would end badlyonce I've sharpened my murderin' axe
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 16 Nov 2013, 13:50,
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They say if you kill a man in the dead of winter, you can see the steam rise from his wounds.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 16 Nov 2013, 13:52,
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who's trying to kill you mr doughnut man?(
Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 16 Nov 2013, 14:19,
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Someone's just gazzed me to tell me that Scaryduck fingers kids.(
Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sat 16 Nov 2013, 16:20,
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There was a scurrilous rumour that he was an alcoholic nonce whose wife threw him out(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sat 16 Nov 2013, 16:22,
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Alright dozleI'm making curry while baby tangle sleeps.
You still listening to that 3 hour Avery set?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sat 16 Nov 2013, 16:27,
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Nah, it just finished.It's pretty good. Doesn't sag at all, pretty consistent. A fair few of his tracks and remixes though.
Props for DJing for 3 hours though, I can just about manage 2. I've done bar sets of 4 hours. but that's a totally different thing.
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It's just playing records, it's not like playing real instruments(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sat 16 Nov 2013, 16:31,
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It's a fundamentally different performance paradigm.You wouldn't understand.
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Make sure you play 'Come On Eileen' that always gets people up.(
Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sat 16 Nov 2013, 16:39,
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I always play it in the centre of my sets, I build up to it so that it gets the recognition it deserves.(, Sat 16 Nov 2013, 16:42, Reply)
Amateur. 'New York New York' or GTFO.
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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sat 16 Nov 2013, 17:06,
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Party hour is the bestWhen they play The Birdie Song and Aggadoo.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 16 Nov 2013, 17:07,
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oh man, you should be up here clicking 'play' on a pre-loaded iTunes playlist :'((, Sat 16 Nov 2013, 17:08, Reply)
Play Bon Jovi and dip out the chorus so the crown sing along and go WYLD!!!!!!!1!1(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 16 Nov 2013, 17:11,
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I saw a wakki prick on the tube wearing a t-shirt that had 'I came on Eileen' printed on it. Classy.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sat 16 Nov 2013, 17:48,
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I thought you knew her name? Or does she wear a gag when you fuck her?(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sat 16 Nov 2013, 17:51,
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I'm never sure because of her hideous speech impediment.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 16 Nov 2013, 17:52,
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That's from when one of Stunned's farmhouse 'struggle cuddles' went wrong. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sat 16 Nov 2013, 17:56,
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I'vebeen baking spelt bread.
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social hand grenade I was a lurker before you were a lurker, Sat 16 Nov 2013, 16:46,
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I have also been cooking Well, I say cooking. I've been spitroasting your mum
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sat 16 Nov 2013, 17:33,
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I have also been cooking,Well, I say cooking, I have been basting your mum with man fat after stuffing her giblets.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 16 Nov 2013, 17:38,
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I've been at a freezing cold petting zoo with micro, then sorting my laptop out. Bastard McAfee had failed to pick up 22 separate MRT.exe Trojans. No wonder the machine had been running like glue down a wall.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sat 16 Nov 2013, 17:50,
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How come my mate who earns about 20k more than me always needs to borrow a score?Im beginning to think I just might be a bit of a mug.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 16 Nov 2013, 18:05,
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What's working with got to do with anything?(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 16 Nov 2013, 18:09,
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You're only 'mates' are your 'workmates' and even they despise you.(, Sat 16 Nov 2013, 18:10, Reply)
No I have six real friends too. My work pals live in St. Albans and Leighton.They, like you, all have the wrong idea about Folkestone :(
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 16 Nov 2013, 18:12,
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not sureI've decided chips or getting a pizza from the shop. None of these are diet friendly, I don't care.
I think you should have curry
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 16 Nov 2013, 18:15,
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I had Thai green chicken curry, which is a bit passé now but I enjoyed it, so screw the h8rs.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 16 Nov 2013, 18:16,
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does passe = past it sell by date?(
Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 16 Nov 2013, 18:17,
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Probably, I didn't check. Speaking of dates, when's yours?(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 16 Nov 2013, 18:18,
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it was nothing bad, it was OK, not going to see him again though. Don't know how you tell people this, though
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 16 Nov 2013, 18:18,
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Surely you've been dumped enough times to know how it works.(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 16 Nov 2013, 18:20,
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its not dumping after 1 date(
Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 16 Nov 2013, 18:20,
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You just chuck in a load of clichéd nonsenseYou were lovely but we didn't 'click', it's not you it's me, use the word 'maybe' a lot.....
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 16 Nov 2013, 18:22,
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no ideadoubt it. That's why I'm waiting to see if the situation resolves itself
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 16 Nov 2013, 18:23,
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Just use the 'maybe' and 'I will get back to you' patented and tested get out clauses.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 16 Nov 2013, 18:25,
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No, you should be vaguely nice or just honest with people.You know how much it's hurts when your dates end up with you texting furiously and getting no reply, case in point, ch*mp stood you up.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 16 Nov 2013, 18:33,
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a nice onewith naan bread
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 16 Nov 2013, 18:24,
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yes, although not as importantthey always give you too much rice
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 16 Nov 2013, 18:26,
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You don't need both, you fat bastard(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sat 16 Nov 2013, 19:16,
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Course you do.And a couple of side dishes.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 16 Nov 2013, 19:21,
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We need to go back to the curryhouse in the old stock exchange. Excellent stuff.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sat 16 Nov 2013, 20:35,
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Alright. I've had a pretty good day, been up to town, got the new futon up in the spare room so we can have guests, made a cake.
It's nice to have a productive day. Might settle in with a beer and watch the second half of the rugby.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sat 16 Nov 2013, 18:29,
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No, you're right, we don't. I'm going down 'the stunned cave' in a bit.You having yet another evening cry-wanking and mopping up your pathetic attempt at ejaculation with your hamster?
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 16 Nov 2013, 20:21,
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Look out the window of your Victorian red bricked mid terrace and you might catch a glimpse of me.I'm the one with the night vision goggles, satellite dish, Cold War style listening equipment and flaccid penis due to the disappointment of seeing you aren't nearly as handsome as you would have us believe.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 16 Nov 2013, 20:26,
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I know. Some recent photographs showed that my face needs a bit of an iron to remove the creases.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 16 Nov 2013, 20:38,
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Yep all 9 the woods and the puttertee hee
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 16 Nov 2013, 21:58,
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only when we have a room fullof laughing gas
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 16 Nov 2013, 20:32,
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Worked, went to a market and picked up a vinyl that I'd never thought I'd ever see in the UK Worked a bit more, drove to the pub, had drinks, last bus home.
Now I'm here.
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sat 16 Nov 2013, 20:39,
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Korky Buchek is difficult to get hold of.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 16 Nov 2013, 20:41,
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So are toads. And probably reindeer.(
The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sat 16 Nov 2013, 20:42,
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I saw a reindeer in town today.True story,
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 16 Nov 2013, 20:43,
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A real one? Not a stuffed one.(
The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sat 16 Nov 2013, 20:44,
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Yeah!They have them in the town centre leading up t Xmas for kids to look at. Some charity or other.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 16 Nov 2013, 20:46,
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i was the front end of a camel once
not its toe, btw
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 16 Nov 2013, 20:48,
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"Charity", eh?Venison farm.
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sat 16 Nov 2013, 20:48,
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What record did you get?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sat 16 Nov 2013, 20:52,
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John Hiatt's "Slug Line"His first album. More for the obsessive than anything else.
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sat 16 Nov 2013, 20:55,
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It all turns out quite well in the end(
The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sat 16 Nov 2013, 20:49,
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He's deludedAnd there are guns.
I'm not a film person but it's good.
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sat 16 Nov 2013, 21:03,
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You're a young girl, you should be at home. You should be dressed up, going out with boys, going to school, you know, that kind of stuff.(, Sat 16 Nov 2013, 21:14, Reply)
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