You'll be an old unemployed shit cunt with clothing that looks like you found them in a skip and a shit hat, you shit hat cock gargling mega cunt

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 18 Nov 2013, 18:26, 3 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

So you. But with no job.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 18 Nov 2013, 18:27, Reply)

I dunt have a hat

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 18 Nov 2013, 18:28, Reply)

Floppy haired wig then

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 18 Nov 2013, 18:30, Reply)

No way bruv, I've great great hair jeans

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 18 Nov 2013, 18:31, Reply)

hair jeans
is that like what modern day monks have to wear when they are naughty?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 18 Nov 2013, 18:34, Reply)

he'd be like alfred itchycock

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 18 Nov 2013, 18:35, Reply)

hairmani?

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 18 Nov 2013, 18:46, Reply)

Mega cunt! 10/10

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 18 Nov 2013, 18:27, Reply)

shit hat cock gargling mega cunt
is almost as good as "scarf wearing cockhound"
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 18 Nov 2013, 18:27, Reply)

I don't understand the problem people have about wearing a scarf. It isn't twattish in the way wearing sunglasses on the tube is.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 18 Nov 2013, 18:50, Reply)

I wear a scarf in winter and Im dead cool.

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 18 Nov 2013, 18:51, Reply)

just dont wear one with a t shirt and youre alright by me

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 18 Nov 2013, 18:52, Reply)

Geordies don't wear long sleeves!!
Actually, since I moved to Manc I bought 5 (FIVE) jumpers!
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 18 Nov 2013, 18:56, Reply)

It's all about jumpers mate. The birds love em.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 18 Nov 2013, 19:02, Reply)

I've lost my jumper

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 18 Nov 2013, 19:03, Reply)

Write a song about it

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 18 Nov 2013, 19:04, Reply)

I like your manifesto put it to the testo

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 18 Nov 2013, 19:05, Reply)

Good job Monty's not here to tell us that the Sultans of Ping FC were shit, eh?

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 18 Nov 2013, 19:05, Reply)

even though they are up there with Black Flag, Stooges and JAMC.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 18 Nov 2013, 19:09, Reply)

Psst, don't tell anyone right?
This is just between you and me, yeah?

I quite like Where's Me Jumper
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 18 Nov 2013, 19:13, Reply)

Me too.
It's a deeply philosophical song which asks as many questions as it answers. It positions rock n roll as the main vessel of post-Kierkegaardian thought, allowing the visceral to exist on an equal footing with the cerebral.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 18 Nov 2013, 19:18, Reply)

I just like its sillyness.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 18 Nov 2013, 19:20, Reply)

are we thinking of the same song?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 18 Nov 2013, 19:20, Reply)

It's the one where Major Tom ends up stranded in space yeah?

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 18 Nov 2013, 19:21, Reply)

I'm thinking about the one about Donald and the possibly unknown location of his trousers.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 18 Nov 2013, 19:23, Reply)

I bet you are you filthy cunt.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 18 Nov 2013, 19:24, Reply)

I had them all along.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 18 Nov 2013, 19:24, Reply)

Oh GREAT!!

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 18 Nov 2013, 19:03, Reply)

INORITE?

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 18 Nov 2013, 19:07, Reply)

well, i wasn't there
but I think the problem was with wormulus, not the scarf.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 18 Nov 2013, 18:56, Reply)

Having met Wormulus I can confirm he is a prick.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 18 Nov 2013, 18:56, Reply)

I've met worse.
I think.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 18 Nov 2013, 18:57, Reply)

Well yes. You've met me for a start.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 18 Nov 2013, 18:58, Reply)

I set 'em up, etc.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 18 Nov 2013, 19:00, Reply)