i didn't get to tease you properly about the super rich
it's almost like you knew my heart wasn't in it
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 19 Nov 2013, 15:11, 2 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

It's almost like you were being half-arsed about the troll.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 19 Nov 2013, 15:11, Reply)

There is nothing half arsed about Clyde.
More triple arsed.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 19 Nov 2013, 15:13, Reply)

mmmm
triple cooked chips.

we need to get our Richmond date with micro and monty in the diary. i'm away next week, but how's the beginning of December for you?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 19 Nov 2013, 15:14, Reply)

Could do Sunday 8th, other than that December is full.
In other news, Lusty is coming over this Sunday which will be good. Micro adores her.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 19 Nov 2013, 15:17, Reply)

i think that works for me, aye
i'll pencil it in, and you can let me know when you've confirmed with the ex! will also text monty. hoorah, micro will love the playground there. ahhh, I adore her too, give her a hug from me.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 19 Nov 2013, 15:18, Reply)

That day is already confirmed with bitchtits as it's my weekend with micro.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 19 Nov 2013, 15:20, Reply)

oh grand
it's in the diary!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 19 Nov 2013, 15:29, Reply)

Waoh there! Shouldn't you check this sort of thing with me?
WHAT KIND OF SHAM RORY FANTASY RELATIONSHIP IS THIS?????
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 19 Nov 2013, 15:21, Reply)

ASK HIM NOT ME

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 19 Nov 2013, 15:29, Reply)

IT'S OKAY I CHECKED I'M IN BARCELONA

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 19 Nov 2013, 15:30, Reply)

i don't think i agreed that you could go away

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 19 Nov 2013, 15:34, Reply)

also, I should point out that the people I am talking about up there aren't tiresome because they are rich
they are tiresome because they are wankers.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 19 Nov 2013, 15:12, Reply)

why are there so many wankers in the world?
and why have these ones been allowed to breed?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 19 Nov 2013, 15:16, Reply)

they aren't really massive wankers.
they just totally lack self awareness.

One of the dads from my group is an ex-commando, ex-SBS, and a sweeter guy you would not ever meet. He now has a company on the side that rehabilitates ex servicemen and gets them work and occasionally that is a bit... "third world protection" kind of work. Banker chap was questioning the morality of getting people such jobs. I nearly wet myself with the irony. He didn't really get it.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 19 Nov 2013, 15:22, Reply)

oh dear god

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 19 Nov 2013, 15:30, Reply)

typical Edinburgh snobs

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 19 Nov 2013, 15:31, Reply)

As it goes the banker is from Yorkshire.
SBS chap is from Montrose.

So not really.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 19 Nov 2013, 15:32, Reply)

Terrible bullying of swipe's dad

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 19 Nov 2013, 15:34, Reply)

he probably deserved it

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 19 Nov 2013, 15:35, Reply)

I've seen the pictures of GJ "bullying" swipe's dad.
shocking.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 19 Nov 2013, 15:36, Reply)

Not so shocking that you didn't look at all of the pictures

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 19 Nov 2013, 15:37, Reply)

twice.
and laminated a couple. Just, y'know. because.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 19 Nov 2013, 15:38, Reply)

\O/

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 19 Nov 2013, 16:02, Reply)

Is that your head and his legs?

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 19 Nov 2013, 16:04, Reply)

I'll give you head in a minute....
no, wait...
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 19 Nov 2013, 16:11, Reply)

if you want it to be...

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 19 Nov 2013, 16:11, Reply)