Hit me with something you DO like and I'll do an Altaltalt: just 4 U hun xx

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 9:32, 1 reply, 11 years ago)

I dunno, puppies noses or some shizzle.
I'll be honest frogmeister, today's not been good so far. FIRST WORLD PROBLEMS all over the shop.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 9:33, Reply)

Share your problems pal, we can help!

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 9:35, Reply)

My Asda delivery last night didn't have enough chicken legs in it
Asked for 1.2kg and got 0.45kg. NOT ENOUGH CHICKEN!
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 9:39, Reply)

That 'Asda' be a mistake!

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 9:40, Reply)

No use Sainsburying my head about it

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 9:41, Reply)

More reasons to have chicken
or something
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 9:43, Reply)

Tesco somewhere else and I'll bet you find it cheaper

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 9:44, Reply)

Maybe, but if it's there are queues he'll have to wait, Rose.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 9:45, Reply)

Pansy

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 9:46, Reply)

A killing spree is the only answer.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 9:41, Reply)

*sharpens hammer*

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 9:42, Reply)

There was no fucking milk in the staffroom this morning, imagine.
and the coffee place was chock full of pricks ordering toffee mochachinos. and the centre console touchscreen thing in my car jammed on the reversing camera so I had no music all the way into work AND I had to take the fuse out to turn it off just to stop the battery going flat. 1st world problems, man.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 9:41, Reply)

We had to have an emergency coffee run this morning

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 9:44, Reply)

I'm SOOOO sorry! You should have said something earlier.
I wanted to get an xmas special edition coffee from Starbucks but there was a queue of three people and I couldn't face it.
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 9:44, Reply)

Our "internal" coffee shop is a Starbucks franchise.
It makes me want to break out my killing hammer.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 9:45, Reply)

This is why I like the chap that does coffee out the back of a converted tuk-tuk at my home train station.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 9:46, Reply)

I now have a vision of a grinning gentlemen up to the back wheels in a pot of coffee.
Thanks, frog. Thog.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 9:48, Reply)

Im not even out of bed yet.
... Now I am.

See you pricks again at 11.30.

Man up, Badger!
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 9:46, Reply)

It's having "men up" that has got me the reputation so succinctly summarised in my signature, GJ.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 9:47, Reply)

officelol

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 9:49, Reply)

Preaching to the choir.

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 9:49, Reply)

+ boys

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 9:52, Reply)

It's ok
The only ingredients needed to make a perfect cup of coffee are ground coffee beans and hot (but not boiling) water.

Anyone who orders a toffeecaramelvanillafuckiato can fuck the fuck off
( Peej, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 9:50, Reply)

That might be entirely true.
But I don't really drink coffee, I just wanted tea, and that needs milk.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 9:51, Reply)

I have had a hazelnut latte and a cappucino this morning
*taunts*
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 9:51, Reply)

does he live in taunton?
this might be even wittier than you thought.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 9:52, Reply)

ZOMERZET

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 9:52, Reply)

Taunton isn't in Cornwall
You fucking Northern retard!
( Peej, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 10:58, Reply)