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MEANDERING SUNDAY THREAD TIMEWhat you doing?
Alt: what do you want for Xmas? I have no ideas what to get any of you.
Altalt: alright?
Let's get the replies into double figures by midday and help beat cancer and bum AIDS!!!1!11!!
LETS GO SPASTICS LETS GO *CLAP CLAP*
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sun 24 Nov 2013, 10:19,
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latest was 11 years ago)
Browsing the internet while baby tangle plays with her ducks in the bathAlt: Get me records please
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sun 24 Nov 2013, 10:21,
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Ok I will get you records. I will choose what I think is appropriate. No 'rap' because it promotes violence and funds terrorvision.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sun 24 Nov 2013, 10:24,
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why did i want to strike through the U and replace with an I?why? what's wrong with me?
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rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 24 Nov 2013, 11:27,
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alrightI would like a Sisters of Mercy t shirt please.
Oh yer and 'Miles From Home' by Peshay.
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You will definitely get one. What size? Most shit black band t shirts only come in xxxl innit.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sun 24 Nov 2013, 10:35,
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Frickin' about on t'interwebz while I try to remember where I put a stash of bone saddle blanksAlt: a parlour size guitar, failing that- maybe some good computer speakers
Altalt. Yes, quite chipper. Had a really good meal last night at a local(ish) pub. A most pleasant evening all round.
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Just think back to where you had them last YOU BUFFOON(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sun 24 Nov 2013, 10:46,
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I did, they're not there.I'll search again when/if I can be arsed.
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Found them!Unfortunately they're not the right thickness. Boo Hoo.
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I just saved £66 a year changing my phone bill to direct debit and paperless billing.I don't know what to do with all these new funds.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sun 24 Nov 2013, 10:57,
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Put the money towards buying me some new computer speakersYou did ask!
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Shove it up your cockend and shit out a piggy bank(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sun 24 Nov 2013, 11:24,
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And I have saved £85 on home insurance. Cor!(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sun 24 Nov 2013, 11:37,
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A month? Nice work. Mine just went down by £7!(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sun 24 Nov 2013, 11:52,
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I'd like some new shirts please.You can have frankincense like everyone else
Feeding the ducks with mini wise man at the moment, then might do some work.
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sun 24 Nov 2013, 11:27,
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What are you feeding the ducks with? (
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 24 Nov 2013, 11:29,
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I thought ducks liked bread best.(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 24 Nov 2013, 11:31,
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God I slept well last night, 11 hours of deep sober sleep.Might go out for breakfast in a bit.
Christmas can fuck off.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 24 Nov 2013, 11:29,
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Two tucking glasses of Malbec And 2 pints and a g&t, but over a long evening
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sun 24 Nov 2013, 11:58,
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I had twelve yesterday, an afternoon doze, and a good nine last night. I'm getting pretty good at this sleeping lark.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sun 24 Nov 2013, 11:35,
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That's why you aren't supposed to stop drinking too early champ.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sun 24 Nov 2013, 11:49,
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This thread is shit.I've still got bum AIDS.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 24 Nov 2013, 12:20,
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Soz Jeff, I meant to say stop the spread of bum aids. If you've already got it, hard luck, that's down to your poor life decisions.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sun 24 Nov 2013, 12:25,
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Fuck off Frogcock.I want a Meteors tshirt, as we're doing tshirt Xmas pressies talk stuff. I'll gaz you a box number.
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if only there was a photo we could post to prove this...(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sun 24 Nov 2013, 12:59,
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Bellend in a hat.....DONEfarm4.staticflickr.com/3525/3245270689_931f083d06_o.jpg
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sun 24 Nov 2013, 13:02,
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why have you posted a picture of "J" from '90s boyband 5ive?(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sun 24 Nov 2013, 13:08,
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Because he's your favourite! I prefer 'abs'
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sun 24 Nov 2013, 13:10,
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Innit. I was gonna post a pic of me in a silly hat but I chickened out.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sun 24 Nov 2013, 13:12,
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sun 24 Nov 2013, 13:15,
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Whaaat? This coming from mr mysterious who everyone apart from me has seen on LinkedIn? :((((
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sun 24 Nov 2013, 13:16,
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yeah well that's kronley's fault the french deviant (
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sun 24 Nov 2013, 13:23,
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I don't want to know what you look like, I prefer my fantasy version.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sun 24 Nov 2013, 13:25,
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soz mate you're not mentionedwww.buzzfeed.com/scottybryan/21-reasons-why-york-is-the-greatest-city-in-the-north
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sun 24 Nov 2013, 13:25,
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I would rather live in folkestone**i wouldn't
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sun 24 Nov 2013, 13:31,
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I'd likeTimberland Mens Earthkeepers Rugged Originals Chukka boots
Ipad air
Thick stripey socks
iPhone 5s black
A new kitchen
Chocolate orange
Jeep patriot crd black
A new coat
A coffee machine
A parrot
Onitsuka tiger Mexico 66 but all suede and canvas, no leather
Someone to make all my iTunes library spread across three laptops go in one place
Some taxidermy and fossils of fish
Thanks.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sun 24 Nov 2013, 14:12,
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I got you some metal coat hangersAlso wtf is going on in the rugby?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sun 24 Nov 2013, 14:22,
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Snooker? I like snooker. I play snooker. I like all the different colours best.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sun 24 Nov 2013, 14:31,
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sun 24 Nov 2013, 14:32,
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Then shitting them up your mums 'pocket'(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sun 24 Nov 2013, 14:33,
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That's how she likes it. Plus she has to stand up otherwise she's just a puddle of flab and bed sores lying down.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sun 24 Nov 2013, 14:39,
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yeah skateboarding involves no physical dexterity, fitness or mastering of complicated techniques(, Sun 24 Nov 2013, 14:34, Reply)
I could never do it. Or roller skates.I think things with wheels are a challenge for me. That's why I'm no good at Stephen hawking either.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sun 24 Nov 2013, 14:35,
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yeah but it's subjective innit, like figure skating(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sun 24 Nov 2013, 14:36,
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oh so you can win by scoring more goals than another skater?(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sun 24 Nov 2013, 14:43,
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Dunno pal, it's not proper rugby is it? Isn't it league? Or the other one? Either way it's not as good.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sun 24 Nov 2013, 14:27,
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it's fastened to HIS headwhat do you think?
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rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 24 Nov 2013, 14:56,
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Damaged ear canal I think, so it's more susceptible to infection. It usually goes in a few days but it's been over w pa week this time.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sun 24 Nov 2013, 15:09,
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i had a ear infection once and that ear always hurts more on aeroplanes(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sun 24 Nov 2013, 15:10,
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I had a bad infection that perforated the eardrum, and it's been shit ever since.I haven't been on a plane since then, but I'm going on one in two weeks. Expect I will suffer the same fate.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sun 24 Nov 2013, 15:11,
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nice, i have friends there, one of whom is local so knows all the best restaurants and barstop tip, stay away from the Ramblas and get lost in the old town instead
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sun 24 Nov 2013, 15:17,
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There's about 30 of us going, I think there is some sort of vague itinerary. (
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sun 24 Nov 2013, 15:21,
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i want some cake, but i have no cake: (
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sun 24 Nov 2013, 15:07,
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Could you somehow *get* some cake?That would solve your predicament
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sun 24 Nov 2013, 15:09,
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mini ape is napping so can't go out and I only have 1 egg so can't make one(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sun 24 Nov 2013, 15:10,
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Now I want cake :(I have no food whatsoever at home
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sun 24 Nov 2013, 15:12,
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computer says YESgo onto hungryhouse, type "cake" into the search box. there were 134 delivering cake to my postcode. although you'd have to do some careful filtering, since a few of those were fishcakes. which could be disappointing.
there seemed to be a lot of hanky panky cake. what's that?
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rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 24 Nov 2013, 15:24,
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"Type "cake" into the search box""If you google it, there will be a map"
Do you assume everyone is a moron?
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sun 24 Nov 2013, 15:28,
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I'd like some cake as well, please.(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 24 Nov 2013, 15:28,
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fair do's. I make a nice caramelised apple and almond cakealright?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sun 24 Nov 2013, 15:39,
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I don't care what cake you buy or make.It isn't as if I'm going to have any of it.
I'm going to watch the start of the Grand Prix in a bit, I might ask The Doris to make me a coffee before it starts.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 24 Nov 2013, 15:42,
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is it on the BBC?you should be watching this Ireland V NZ game, it's epic
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sun 24 Nov 2013, 15:44,
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After the first couple of laps, I'll get bored with it and do something else.(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 24 Nov 2013, 15:56,
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Someone do a new thread, I'm bored of this one now.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sun 24 Nov 2013, 16:17,
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I blame the shit cunt what started it.What a dirty rotter.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 24 Nov 2013, 16:24,
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That wanker always does the worst threads. Someone should have a word.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sun 24 Nov 2013, 16:27,
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sitting about in a towelwaiting to go out. Sure wish it was saturday
alt: books. What happened to people just having amazon wish lists and going by that. That was the best way of dealing with it
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 24 Nov 2013, 17:27,
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You're going out dressed on in a towel?(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 24 Nov 2013, 17:29,
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I like books.(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sun 24 Nov 2013, 18:31,
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SUNDAY WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!Stupid lady pig has gone to see a musical. I declined the invite, so I've got Heineken and burgers and porn.
Still gonna be in bed by 10 though. Work at 6 am tomorrow.
What are you who are bored enough on a sundayto be here doing? Tell me a victory of your weekend.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sun 24 Nov 2013, 18:30,
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Just back from the boozerI will soon be having fillet steak, salad and cous cous with my G/F. Life is good
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Rustlers burger microwave chips and a pokey bum wank then?Nag, only joking, glad you're doing good. Life in the pig house has improved immeasurably with finally getting some work that doesn't involve working every weekend.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sun 24 Nov 2013, 18:55,
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