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Browsing the internet while baby tangle plays with her ducks in the bath
Alt: Get me records please
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sun 24 Nov 2013, 10:21,
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why did i want to strike through the U and replace with an I?
why? what's wrong with me?
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rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 24 Nov 2013, 11:27,
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Nonce
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sun 24 Nov 2013, 11:30,
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alright
I would like a Sisters of Mercy t shirt please.
Oh yer and 'Miles From Home' by Peshay.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 24 Nov 2013, 10:30,
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medium innit
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 24 Nov 2013, 10:42,
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ta bbz
You NINCOMPOOP.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 24 Nov 2013, 10:50,
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AOK you ignominious buffoon
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 24 Nov 2013, 10:53,
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Frickin' about on t'interwebz while I try to remember where I put a stash of bone saddle blanks
Alt: a parlour size guitar, failing that- maybe some good computer speakers
Altalt. Yes, quite chipper. Had a really good meal last night at a local(ish) pub. A most pleasant evening all round.
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Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Sun 24 Nov 2013, 10:44,
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I did, they're not there.
I'll search again when/if I can be arsed.
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Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Sun 24 Nov 2013, 10:48,
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Found them!
Unfortunately they're not the right thickness. Boo Hoo.
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Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Sun 24 Nov 2013, 12:23,
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Put the money towards buying me some new computer speakers
You did ask!
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Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Sun 24 Nov 2013, 11:02,
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Shove it up your cockend and shit out a piggy bank
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sun 24 Nov 2013, 11:24,
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my mortgage just went down by 260 notes! yeah!
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 24 Nov 2013, 11:50,
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I really need to remortgage
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sun 24 Nov 2013, 11:57,
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there's no point fixing
Rates ent gunna rise until 2015
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 24 Nov 2013, 12:02,
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yer a month
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 24 Nov 2013, 12:01,
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I'd like some new shirts please.
You can have frankincense like everyone else
Feeding the ducks with mini wise man at the moment, then might do some work.
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sun 24 Nov 2013, 11:27,
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What are you feeding the ducks with?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 24 Nov 2013, 11:29,
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Grain innit
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sun 24 Nov 2013, 11:30,
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I thought ducks liked bread best.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 24 Nov 2013, 11:31,
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Nah, not good for them
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sun 24 Nov 2013, 11:57,
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God I slept well last night, 11 hours of deep sober sleep.
Might go out for breakfast in a bit.
Christmas can fuck off.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 24 Nov 2013, 11:29,
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I awoke with an unfair banging headache
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sun 24 Nov 2013, 11:29,
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Can't handle your Lambrini, eh.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 24 Nov 2013, 11:31,
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Two tucking glasses of Malbec
And 2 pints and a g&t, but over a long evening
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sun 24 Nov 2013, 11:58,
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I had a beer nap yesterday then couldn't sleep later
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 24 Nov 2013, 11:47,
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o rite
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 24 Nov 2013, 11:50,
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This thread is shit.
I've still got bum AIDS.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 24 Nov 2013, 12:20,
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Fuck off Frogcock.
I want a Meteors tshirt, as we're doing tshirt Xmas pressies talk stuff. I'll gaz you a box number.
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Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Sun 24 Nov 2013, 12:34,
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Hats are for bellends.
Discuss.
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Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Sun 24 Nov 2013, 12:44,
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if only there was a photo we could post to prove this...
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sun 24 Nov 2013, 12:59,
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why have you posted a picture of "J" from '90s boyband 5ive?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sun 24 Nov 2013, 13:08,
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whoever that is, he's a good looking guy
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 24 Nov 2013, 13:11,
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do it!
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 24 Nov 2013, 13:12,
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do it, do it, do it, do it, do it, do itdo it, do it, do itdo it, do it, do itdo it, do it, do itdo it, do it, do itdo it, do it, do itdo it, do it, do itdo it, do it, do itdo it, do it, do it
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sun 24 Nov 2013, 13:15,
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^ what she said
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 24 Nov 2013, 13:15,
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yeah well that's kronley's fault the french deviant
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sun 24 Nov 2013, 13:23,
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I'll gaz you a link m8
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 24 Nov 2013, 13:24,
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meh, i wouldn't want to meet him
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sun 24 Nov 2013, 13:12,
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I got pissed with a b3tan yesterday
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 24 Nov 2013, 13:13,
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did you get a stink finger?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sun 24 Nov 2013, 13:14,
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no
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 24 Nov 2013, 13:15,
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no
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 24 Nov 2013, 13:15,
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yer probbington
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 24 Nov 2013, 13:18,
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Stibbins
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 24 Nov 2013, 13:22,
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fuck me taht's shit
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sun 24 Nov 2013, 13:27,
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It's no Milton Keynes.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 24 Nov 2013, 13:28,
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Betty's is shit
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 24 Nov 2013, 13:28,
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I'd like
Timberland Mens Earthkeepers Rugged Originals Chukka boots
Ipad air
Thick stripey socks
iPhone 5s black
A new kitchen
Chocolate orange
Jeep patriot crd black
A new coat
A coffee machine
A parrot
Onitsuka tiger Mexico 66 but all suede and canvas, no leather
Someone to make all my iTunes library spread across three laptops go in one place
Some taxidermy and fossils of fish
Thanks.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sun 24 Nov 2013, 14:12,
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I got you some metal coat hangers
Also wtf is going on in the rugby?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sun 24 Nov 2013, 14:22,
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rugby is a poof's game
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 24 Nov 2013, 14:26,
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only snooker and skateboarding
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 24 Nov 2013, 14:29,
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all the different colours inserting each and every ball into my anal cavity
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sun 24 Nov 2013, 14:32,
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up?
That's some strength you have
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sun 24 Nov 2013, 14:38,
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yer snooker
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 24 Nov 2013, 14:32,
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yeah, like they are sports
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sun 24 Nov 2013, 14:31,
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but they are though
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 24 Nov 2013, 14:31,
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yeah skateboarding involves no physical dexterity, fitness or mastering of complicated techniques
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 24 Nov 2013, 14:34,
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yeah but it's subjective innit, like figure skating
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sun 24 Nov 2013, 14:36,
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not necessarily
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 24 Nov 2013, 14:40,
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oh so you can win by scoring more goals than another skater?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sun 24 Nov 2013, 14:43,
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nah you do better tricks innit
Hardflip beats kickflip etc etc
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 24 Nov 2013, 14:47,
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now THAT'S a sport
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sun 24 Nov 2013, 14:49,
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Ire V NZ union
The proper one
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sun 24 Nov 2013, 14:31,
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need to get down to the pay point eh?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sun 24 Nov 2013, 14:37,
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i fear you are correct
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sun 24 Nov 2013, 14:44,
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i thought my ears were burning
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sun 24 Nov 2013, 14:49,
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is it no better today?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sun 24 Nov 2013, 14:52,
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it's fastened to HIS head
what do you think?
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rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 24 Nov 2013, 14:56,
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alright swipey?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sun 24 Nov 2013, 14:58,
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working :(
ye?
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rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 24 Nov 2013, 15:12,
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doing ebay shit, it's fucking dull
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sun 24 Nov 2013, 15:14,
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why is it recurring?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sun 24 Nov 2013, 15:06,
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aside from all the ear raping
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sun 24 Nov 2013, 15:06,
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i had a ear infection once and that ear always hurts more on aeroplanes
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sun 24 Nov 2013, 15:10,
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where are you off to?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sun 24 Nov 2013, 15:14,
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nice, i have friends there, one of whom is local so knows all the best restaurants and bars
top tip, stay away from the Ramblas and get lost in the old town instead
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sun 24 Nov 2013, 15:17,
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i want some cake, but i have no cake
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sun 24 Nov 2013, 15:07,
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mini ape is napping so can't go out and I only have 1 egg so can't make one
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sun 24 Nov 2013, 15:10,
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www.hungryhouse.co.uk
order in!
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rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 24 Nov 2013, 15:13,
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do they send nommy cayke?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sun 24 Nov 2013, 15:14,
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computer says YES
go onto hungryhouse, type "cake" into the search box. there were 134 delivering cake to my postcode. although you'd have to do some careful filtering, since a few of those were fishcakes. which could be disappointing.
there seemed to be a lot of hanky panky cake. what's that?
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rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 24 Nov 2013, 15:24,
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only you!
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rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 24 Nov 2013, 15:59,
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this feels a little bit internet fatty
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sun 24 Nov 2013, 15:28,
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so?
order a diet coke with it
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rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 24 Nov 2013, 15:58,
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I'd like some cake as well, please.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 24 Nov 2013, 15:28,
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to celebrate your football victory?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sun 24 Nov 2013, 15:31,
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No. Because I like cake.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 24 Nov 2013, 15:33,
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fair do's. I make a nice caramelised apple and almond cake
alright?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sun 24 Nov 2013, 15:39,
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I don't care what cake you buy or make.
It isn't as if I'm going to have any of it.
I'm going to watch the start of the Grand Prix in a bit, I might ask The Doris to make me a coffee before it starts.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 24 Nov 2013, 15:42,
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is it on the BBC?
you should be watching this Ireland V NZ game, it's epic
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sun 24 Nov 2013, 15:44,
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It is on the BBC.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 24 Nov 2013, 15:50,
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so it is
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sun 24 Nov 2013, 15:52,
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After the first couple of laps, I'll get bored with it and do something else.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 24 Nov 2013, 15:56,
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I blame the shit cunt what started it.
What a dirty rotter.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 24 Nov 2013, 16:24,
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sitting about in a towel
waiting to go out. Sure wish it was saturday
alt: books. What happened to people just having amazon wish lists and going by that. That was the best way of dealing with it
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 24 Nov 2013, 17:27,
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You're going out dressed on in a towel?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 24 Nov 2013, 17:29,
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it's post modern
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 24 Nov 2013, 18:10,
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I like books.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sun 24 Nov 2013, 18:31,
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SUNDAY WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!
Stupid lady pig has gone to see a musical. I declined the invite, so I've got Heineken and burgers and porn.
Still gonna be in bed by 10 though. Work at 6 am tomorrow.
What are you who are bored enough on a sundayto be here doing? Tell me a victory of your weekend.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sun 24 Nov 2013, 18:30,
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Just back from the boozer
I will soon be having fillet steak, salad and cous cous with my G/F. Life is good
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Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Sun 24 Nov 2013, 18:44,
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Rustlers burger microwave chips and a pokey bum wank then?
Nag, only joking, glad you're doing good. Life in the pig house has improved immeasurably with finally getting some work that doesn't involve working every weekend.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sun 24 Nov 2013, 18:55,
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