Monday morning thread from me, yes, the Saviour of OT
Tell me you tales of weekend woe/joy.

My 2yr old daughter nicked my extra hot chicken Jalfrezi and ate most of it. I was very proud of her. She wasn't laughing the next day though hahahaha.

I took the family to watch the towns Chrismas lights get turned on by Titan the robot and saw the Worlds Shittest Christmas Tree

How about you?
( Peej, Mon 25 Nov 2013, 8:25, 70 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Saw a very funny Stewart Lee on Friday.
Watched West Ham get battered on Saturday and then had rack of lamb yesterday after a Spring clean.

It's rock n roll Chez Stunned you know.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 25 Nov 2013, 8:28, Reply)

God. It's shit on here.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 25 Nov 2013, 8:33, Reply)

I disagree! Its only shit when I, The Saviour of OT am not around.

( Peej, Mon 25 Nov 2013, 8:34, Reply)

I agree. Be here MOAR plz k thx bye

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 25 Nov 2013, 8:35, Reply)

Sleep!
Hospital for broken ear.
Sleep.
Pub with friends and met a friend I used to work with but haven't actually seen for the best part of a year and her new chap, so that was nice.
Iranian food and mediocre company in that there London last night.
Lost to a fucking cheat at Trivial Pursuit.
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 25 Nov 2013, 8:35, Reply)

I fucking hate cheating cunts.
I also despise anyone that attaches the notion of "intelligence" to being good at Trivial Pursuits.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 25 Nov 2013, 8:37, Reply)

Me too, it was blatant 'accidental' closure of the ipad game, which co-coincided with me on the verge of a near flawless victory.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 25 Nov 2013, 8:39, Reply)

+vinegar strokes.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 25 Nov 2013, 8:48, Reply)

I despise wankaz that call it 'Trivial Pursuits'

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 25 Nov 2013, 8:45, Reply)

Trivials Pursuits. Seemples.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 25 Nov 2013, 8:49, Reply)

Did they cheat by knowing about sport
No-one gets the orange wedge without being a sports cheat.
( Peej, Mon 25 Nov 2013, 8:43, Reply)

I got the orange one by knowing Ernie Els does a golf.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 25 Nov 2013, 9:03, Reply)

Cheater cheater dog poo eater

( Peej, Mon 25 Nov 2013, 9:20, Reply)

Went to Covent Garden on Saturday & had lunch at Baltazar, Lusty came round for lunch yesterday.
Ate too much. Got an excellent night's sleep. Now eating a danish pastry.

More news as it happens.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 25 Nov 2013, 8:55, Reply)

I had pints with Lusty's ex on saturday
Not Monty.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 25 Nov 2013, 8:57, Reply)

SOMEONE TURNED UP!!!
I am so pleased for you, man.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 25 Nov 2013, 9:01, Reply)

yer
Several pints, cheeky malt, pizza, home.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 25 Nov 2013, 9:02, Reply)

BONG.............BONG................BONG................BONG............
( Peej, Mon 25 Nov 2013, 9:30, Reply)

my weekend was nice but today is distinctly meh

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 25 Nov 2013, 9:31, Reply)

christ you finally did kill it!

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 25 Nov 2013, 9:43, Reply)

I'm going to Reddit to comment on photos of well lol animals.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 25 Nov 2013, 9:46, Reply)

I had a look on there on one of the quiet days on here recently
It looked shit and I didn't get it, everyone seemed to be a prick and it was shit.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 25 Nov 2013, 9:49, Reply)

Yeah, I look at the pictures on there when I'm bored, but they don't seem to appreciate laughing at spastics and kiddy fiddlers like *we* do.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 25 Nov 2013, 9:50, Reply)

it's definitely different to here
I posted something totally banal, got a fucktonne of upvotes. then posted something REALLY WITTY AND FUNNY AND CLEVER.

lots of downvotes. I don't think they get it. any of them.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 25 Nov 2013, 9:51, Reply)

It's almost like what YOU think is funny and clever, is pathetic and banal to the rest of the universe and all life known and unknown contained within.
Weird innit?
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 25 Nov 2013, 9:53, Reply)

i DO know better than the rest of the universe, it's true

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 25 Nov 2013, 9:56, Reply)

know bett have an arse bigg
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 25 Nov 2013, 10:05, Reply)

My weekend was very joyful.
Amongst other things I watched a children's programme about a time-traveling nerd with little tangle, went to the pub with some friends and saw a performance of a landmark Minimalist piece.
It continues to be joyful on this, the third day of my weekend.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 25 Nov 2013, 9:47, Reply)

technically a whole bunch of time travelling nerds
and a hottie.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 25 Nov 2013, 10:35, Reply)

I saw your new library last night
It's alright innit
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 25 Nov 2013, 10:38, Reply)

I have a new library?

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 25 Nov 2013, 10:47, Reply)

I've just spoken to somebody that doesn't know what "irretrievably" means.

( Kroney, Mon 25 Nov 2013, 9:53, Reply)

So can you get it back for me then?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 25 Nov 2013, 10:00, Reply)

NO!
lols
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 25 Nov 2013, 10:05, Reply)

It's not that I can't, it's really more of a won't.

( Kroney, Mon 25 Nov 2013, 10:06, Reply)

Monty sent me an e-mail this morning of a bloke off ebay he said looks like you.
Gaz me your email address and I'll send it to you.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 25 Nov 2013, 10:07, Reply)

He'd better be handsome.

( Kroney, Mon 25 Nov 2013, 10:10, Reply)

Done.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 25 Nov 2013, 10:12, Reply)

Whaaaat? Outrage!
The guy looks like that bald prick off The Gadget Show.
( Kroney, Mon 25 Nov 2013, 10:14, Reply)

Oh, I don't know.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 25 Nov 2013, 10:15, Reply)

I hadn't thought it a particularly esoteric word, if I'm honest.

( Kroney, Mon 25 Nov 2013, 10:06, Reply)

hardly sesquipedalian, is it?

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 25 Nov 2013, 10:36, Reply)

nup. they is well fick, innit.

( Kroney, Mon 25 Nov 2013, 11:18, Reply)

alright

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 25 Nov 2013, 10:23, Reply)

No.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 25 Nov 2013, 10:24, Reply)

good

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 25 Nov 2013, 10:25, Reply)

yer

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 25 Nov 2013, 10:26, Reply)

camouflage

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 25 Nov 2013, 10:27, Reply)

\o/

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 25 Nov 2013, 10:28, Reply)

clear

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 25 Nov 2013, 10:29, Reply)

He really was an awfully big Marine.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 25 Nov 2013, 10:35, Reply)

who, dozer?
an awfully big twat, more like
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 25 Nov 2013, 10:36, Reply)

Cam-o-flage.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 25 Nov 2013, 10:37, Reply)

Morning
Quiet weekend, watched the Dr Who thingy and caught up on some internet telly. Tried a new cafe for my Full English, it's more expensive than my regular but friendlier and better service. Less food, though. Something of a toss-up.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 25 Nov 2013, 10:39, Reply)

up er
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 25 Nov 2013, 10:39, Reply)

bully
*flounces off to Reddit*
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 25 Nov 2013, 10:48, Reply)

my colleague just bought me an exploding candy chocolate orange
all chocolate should contain exploding candy. ALL OF IT.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 25 Nov 2013, 11:02, Reply)

exploding candy raisins*
*not 'rape' raisins
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 25 Nov 2013, 11:19, Reply)

rape raisins

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 25 Nov 2013, 11:21, Reply)

fuck raisins
fuck them right in their withered little black holes
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 25 Nov 2013, 11:27, Reply)

Why are people arseholez OT? Why?

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Mon 25 Nov 2013, 11:49, Reply)

this is like posting on FB
"i'm so unhappy........"

come on, spill!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 25 Nov 2013, 11:52, Reply)

U OK HUN? XX

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 25 Nov 2013, 11:54, Reply)

moaning lesbians

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 25 Nov 2013, 11:59, Reply)

you really were watching porn

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 25 Nov 2013, 12:00, Reply)

If the porn what I was watching then I refer you to Sporters' earlier remark.

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 25 Nov 2013, 12:13, Reply)

Good point.

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Mon 25 Nov 2013, 12:00, Reply)

Bit tongue in cheek

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 25 Nov 2013, 12:02, Reply)

Which bit?

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Mon 25 Nov 2013, 12:05, Reply)

The bit where I gave your mum a rimming.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 25 Nov 2013, 12:06, Reply)