Nice meal at the G/F's, bit of internetting , wine and playing with a mental Jack Russel
Life is quite good!
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 20:26, 4 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Jack Russells are generally mental, though.
Alreet Cap?
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 26 Nov 2013, 20:27, Reply)

Is life ever not quite good for you?
It almost feels like you're trying to persuade yourself...
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 20:28, Reply)

Life is *quite* good?

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 20:30, Reply)

That is the absolute maximum possible for a Coventry dweller

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 20:33, Reply)

I'd finger dogs too if I etc etc....

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 20:34, Reply)

What time we meeting at greggs for lunch tomorrow?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 20:36, Reply)

True fact; I don't think I've ever been to greggs

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 20:40, Reply)

If you like nondescript meat wrapped in pastry you'd love it

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 20:41, Reply)

Pretty sure I've never set foot in one either

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 20:42, Reply)

And yet it's still one of the most successful austerity-era high street companies in the UK.
If this government got its shit together they could wipe out the unemployed population by feeding them into Greggs mincers and simultaneously buoying the economy in one fell swoop.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 26 Nov 2013, 20:46, Reply)

Sweeney Todd fives

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 20:46, Reply)

Didn't know you were a mod, cappers

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 20:30, Reply)

All the way to the wrist mate

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 20:31, Reply)

I laughed at both tangles and your comments but I'm not telling you separately.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 20:33, Reply)

I'll take this as a win as you've replied to me not yurt prick

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 20:35, Reply)

You believe that if you like mate
*pats head*
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 20:36, Reply)

*does that pre cum thing*

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 20:40, Reply)

*Remembers the good old days*

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 26 Nov 2013, 20:41, Reply)

*re-lurks*

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 20:43, Reply)

*lurker fives*

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 20:43, Reply)

*replying to each other within millisecondfives*

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 20:45, Reply)

Well this is truely sad

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 20:46, Reply)

No *fives* for you, naysayer!

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 20:47, Reply)

I prefer yeasayer if you don't mind

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 20:49, Reply)

Alright 'lil Jon'

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 20:50, Reply)

I prefer lil wayne if it's all the same to you

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 20:53, Reply)

WELL OKAY

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 20:54, Reply)

you guys are so cute together

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 20:47, Reply)

Thx

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 20:48, Reply)

*lurks*

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 20:43, Reply)

POW!

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 20:44, Reply)

*lord's prayer cry wank*

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 20:43, Reply)

Alright cavy, how's things?
Still taking photos with an old coke can?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 20:45, Reply)

not for a while
might do more when I've sorted the darkroom out. It was a beer can, by the way..I thought it made me look more punk or something. Wasn't even my beercan
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 20:46, Reply)

This is a beautifully self depreciating post

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 20:51, Reply)

How's ya bird, she never posts anymore

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 20:44, Reply)

Probably killed like he did the last one

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 20:46, Reply)

She's in the kitchen where she belongs.
The first one's under the patio, where she belongs.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 26 Nov 2013, 20:47, Reply)

No wonder his garden is so "moundy"

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 20:47, Reply)

This works on two levels cos you killed and buried your first wife and your secod has massive bangers

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 20:48, Reply)

Oh-ho!

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 26 Nov 2013, 20:49, Reply)

+thundercats

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 20:50, Reply)

*delivers tedious moral lesson at end of episode*

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 26 Nov 2013, 20:52, Reply)

*Does your Mum-ra up the Cheetara*

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 20:54, Reply)

Your mum sucked my shnarf

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 20:57, Reply)

You mum touched my sword of omens

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 20:59, Reply)

Your mum rimmed my brown eye of thundera

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 21:06, Reply)

Things are very good!
The Jack Russell is more mental than usual, probably due to my teasing her unmercifully with a laser pen.
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 21:07, Reply)

+ up her bumhole.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 26 Nov 2013, 21:08, Reply)