I could die.
Painfully zapped by electric.

Alright.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 27 Nov 2013, 12:10, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

and what's the worst that could happen..?

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 27 Nov 2013, 12:13, Reply)

haha

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 27 Nov 2013, 12:14, Reply)

Its a click from me Bob

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 27 Nov 2013, 12:15, Reply)

:(((

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 27 Nov 2013, 12:18, Reply)

*ruffles hair*
You're one of the best ones here!
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 27 Nov 2013, 12:20, Reply)

Nah, I'm barely here at all anymore.
30 min lunch is all them time I get with you.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 27 Nov 2013, 12:22, Reply)

Wasn't a lot of your training about how to not die painfully zapped by electric?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 27 Nov 2013, 12:14, Reply)

Training is for wimps

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 27 Nov 2013, 12:15, Reply)

So you have tried the TA then?

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 27 Nov 2013, 12:15, Reply)

Tits and Arse

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 27 Nov 2013, 12:17, Reply)

Well yeah,
But all the training is based on how stuff should be done in different environments. Stuff is rarely installed properly.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 27 Nov 2013, 12:18, Reply)

I don't know how the BT/Virgin/Sky dudes cope
Inside those phone junction box thingys ( I believe that is the technical term) just looks like an explosion of wires. Obviously there will be a complex system in place but wow.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 27 Nov 2013, 12:20, Reply)

Those are not an bad as they look.
Once you know the number/colour system you're away.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 27 Nov 2013, 12:21, Reply)

My mate was an engineer in the Royal Navy for 8 years, wiring up weapons systems, etc.
When he left he found he was colour blind
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 27 Nov 2013, 12:22, Reply)

That's reassuring.

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 27 Nov 2013, 12:27, Reply)

I worked on an explosives stock control system for the Royal Army of Oman
I accidentally reversed a mixing rule so that it required the binary explosive components to be stored in the same bin, rather than preventing it.

I like to use this example whenever anyone suggests cutting down on testing due to a project overrun.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 27 Nov 2013, 12:43, Reply)

Excellent

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 27 Nov 2013, 12:46, Reply)