For example:
Keith Norris: Can I just publicly apologise to you on behalf of the human race. It has taken millions and millions of years for us to evolve and become the dominant species on this planet. We however have a problem with a really stubborn "dumb" gene. We've tried to eradicate this gene with something called "education" and "common sense" but alas with little or no effect in a small percentage of our kind. We even invented this thing called the "internet", but this has backfired spectacularly and become a haven for the dumb gene. There are a minority if us who have chosen to come into the "internet" to tackle this problem head on, but boy we've got a lot of work to do. Until we win the war be assured the dominant section of the human race can tell the difference between you and someone with the same name. With your help we want to adopt the "H" in your name to signify "hope" for us all. Be happy and happy pantomime season!
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 27 Nov 2013, 14:49, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

What a fucking piece of shit cunt.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 27 Nov 2013, 14:50, Reply)

Keith's a prick and should be smashed in the face repeatedly with a sledgehammer.
On behalf of the human race.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 27 Nov 2013, 14:51, Reply)

whilst having a wank and SCREAMING The Lord's Prayer.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 27 Nov 2013, 14:52, Reply)

OBVS

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 27 Nov 2013, 14:58, Reply)

Nah, Jay's alright really

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 27 Nov 2013, 14:55, Reply)

awww thanks bbz xx

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 27 Nov 2013, 14:57, Reply)

I mean, I wouldn't let you anywhere near my kids...

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 27 Nov 2013, 14:58, Reply)

Wouldn't even want to breathe the same air as them, so this works out well.
I hate kids almost as much as corduroy
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 27 Nov 2013, 15:03, Reply)

Oh right, so you're saying my kids aren't attractive enough for you now?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 27 Nov 2013, 15:04, Reply)

Sorry bout it.

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 27 Nov 2013, 15:06, Reply)

Savile 'hated' kids too.......

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 27 Nov 2013, 15:07, Reply)

only when they fought back.

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 27 Nov 2013, 15:10, Reply)

We want the "H" to signify hope?!
Kill it with fire and salt the earth beneath it!!
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 27 Nov 2013, 14:57, Reply)