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If any of you fancy lunch on the 15thStunned has suggested www.thefellow.co.uk as a venue.
Get your objections in now!
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 27 Nov 2013, 13:30,
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15th Dec?A Sunday? You avin a babble? I intend to be having sex with at least two women as part of my post-birthday celebrations, thank you.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 27 Nov 2013, 13:34,
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I wore them both like fishy gloves(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 27 Nov 2013, 13:46,
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I'm filming it for a Channel 4 documentary.(
Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 27 Nov 2013, 13:48,
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Bit far to go for lunch(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 27 Nov 2013, 13:34,
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i'm having lunch right nowWarwick services because it has a waitrose as well as the usual KFC motorway shite. my wrap? ruined by tomatoes. my side salad? ruined by tomatoes. fuck off and die tomatoes.
I am in Essex with the family that day :((((
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 27 Nov 2013, 13:43,
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Wow everyone is trying to get closer to me today(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 27 Nov 2013, 13:46,
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Thanks Kimwww.youtube.com/watch?v=reSOp1domrU
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 27 Nov 2013, 14:02,
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god noi can't drive out of here quickly enough
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 27 Nov 2013, 13:53,
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You gonna pop in for a cup of tea?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 27 Nov 2013, 14:10,
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I oject on the grounds that I live about two hundred miles away (
willenium Fist bump for verification, Wed 27 Nov 2013, 13:45,
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Im not travelling anywhere over 10 miles for High Tea.(
GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 27 Nov 2013, 13:52,
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Probably in Birmingham on the Saturday for my brother's birthday So unlikely to be back in London by lunchtime, and certainly not in any fit state to drink with Stunned.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 27 Nov 2013, 13:55,
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No objections from me.You chaps have a lovely time xx
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 27 Nov 2013, 13:57,
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Whaa? You not coming along. You need to meet your betters in order that Swipe can get our approval and continue to like you. (, Wed 27 Nov 2013, 14:13, Reply)
Careful, you're being groomed here.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 27 Nov 2013, 14:23,
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I might have overdosed on Internet weirdos recently.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 27 Nov 2013, 14:33,
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You mean the ones that stopped round about the same time that Frog started posting?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 27 Nov 2013, 14:33,
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5 years 2 months and 23 days ago, actually.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 27 Nov 2013, 14:36,
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If I can bring my step ladder you'll get one back.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 27 Nov 2013, 14:39,
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S'esly. Sunday roast, pints, larf. Appreciate it's a bit of a schlep for you.
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It's not really, I might show my face. You know, my 'ugly midget' face.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 27 Nov 2013, 14:43,
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When you click on my profile, it's like you are touching mexx
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 27 Nov 2013, 14:39,
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Funnily enough I am holding your twelve inches as we speak.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 27 Nov 2013, 14:41,
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What's your picture of?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 27 Nov 2013, 14:48,
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A green flakey door complete with rusty bolt (
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 27 Nov 2013, 14:52,
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My calendar is free on the 15th(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 27 Nov 2013, 14:06,
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in that case can I have 2 Sportscows through history 2014 calendars please
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August is a cheeky photo(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 27 Nov 2013, 14:13,
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Of courseWatch out for May though
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 27 Nov 2013, 14:13,
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I object to this thread.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 27 Nov 2013, 14:09,
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wrecked good or wrecked bad?(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 27 Nov 2013, 14:14,
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Depends if you are his boss or one of his clients, or not.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 27 Nov 2013, 14:16,
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Wrecked pissed. Too much red wine too fast and itsd still catching up with me.
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Just as well we've postponed this evening. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 27 Nov 2013, 14:19,
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The stain on your office chair?(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 27 Nov 2013, 14:20,
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Says that you'll never leave me. The spew on shirt says that you don't believe me.
The touch of your hand says you'll catch me wherever I fall.
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where do you work?We can not meet swipe for pizza if you like
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 27 Nov 2013, 14:54,
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Object to his face, then call him a cunt.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 27 Nov 2013, 14:32,
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Looks like Mick Jagger with a beard(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 27 Nov 2013, 14:35,
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Just to clear out some of the abuse there has been the past few hours... This is the 'Official Ian H Watkins' website. Better known as H from Steps. H is in NO WAY related with the news about the singer from Lostprophets! Please don't post any comments about the news here because they will be deleted. Thank you!
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 27 Nov 2013, 14:34,
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Some drunken lumbering oaf(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 27 Nov 2013, 14:39,
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This is like the time an unknown snooker player called Mark Williams was getting all of famous snooker player Mark Williams winningsso he had to change his name to Mark J Williams. Almost the same thing, really.
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Afternoon ParrodorWhat are tekkers? I thought that was a football thing
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I feel for the fat middle aged queers who are writing full essays to reply to the trolling.Most of them have probably fucked a kid or 2
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 27 Nov 2013, 14:47,
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For example:Keith Norris: Can I just publicly apologise to you on behalf of the human race. It has taken millions and millions of years for us to evolve and become the dominant species on this planet. We however have a problem with a really stubborn "dumb" gene. We've tried to eradicate this gene with something called "education" and "common sense" but alas with little or no effect in a small percentage of our kind. We even invented this thing called the "internet", but this has backfired spectacularly and become a haven for the dumb gene. There are a minority if us who have chosen to come into the "internet" to tackle this problem head on, but boy we've got a lot of work to do. Until we win the war be assured the dominant section of the human race can tell the difference between you and someone with the same name. With your help we want to adopt the "H" in your name to signify "hope" for us all. Be happy and happy pantomime season!
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 27 Nov 2013, 14:49,
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Keith's a prick and should be smashed in the face repeatedly with a sledgehammer.On behalf of the human race.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 27 Nov 2013, 14:51,
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Nah, Jay's alright really(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 27 Nov 2013, 14:55,
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I mean, I wouldn't let you anywhere near my kids...(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 27 Nov 2013, 14:58,
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Wouldn't even want to breathe the same air as them, so this works out well.I hate kids almost as much as corduroy
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 27 Nov 2013, 15:03,
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Oh right, so you're saying my kids aren't attractive enough for you now?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 27 Nov 2013, 15:04,
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We want the "H" to signify hope?!Kill it with fire and salt the earth beneath it!!
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 27 Nov 2013, 14:57,
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I would 100% much rather be gay than straight.I ent dealing with those wimmin.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 27 Nov 2013, 14:55,
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It's a fact mate, gays are worse. Ask anyone.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 27 Nov 2013, 14:59,
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It looks shit and you're all cunts.(
Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 27 Nov 2013, 14:38,
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I think it's hard to think of new fangled thread ideas from your work desk.I get hardly any inspiration from my sellotape dispenser :(
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 27 Nov 2013, 15:15,
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I have more obviously but that's what came to mind.Anyway YOUN ARE!
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 27 Nov 2013, 15:18,
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