got david attenborough on
also Craig Charles funk. Drinking tea, cooking and answering you. Look at me and my multitasking skillz

Got two new corsets today. Don't look *too* terrible in them
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 30 Nov 2013, 19:36, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

A good corset is a wonderful thing.
The lady is watching strictly, they're doing musicals. I secretly quite like musicals.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sat 30 Nov 2013, 19:40, Reply)

Calm down John Barrowman.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sat 30 Nov 2013, 19:41, Reply)

I know, I should probably kill myself

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sat 30 Nov 2013, 19:42, Reply)

It would make it fair, after you killed that man and all.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 30 Nov 2013, 19:44, Reply)

Who hasn't?

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sat 30 Nov 2013, 19:47, Reply)

I killed 2 guys.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sat 30 Nov 2013, 19:48, Reply)

You have just doubled your 'cool' factor

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 30 Nov 2013, 19:49, Reply)

i tend to stop at maiming
which is why I'll never hang out with the cool kids
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 30 Nov 2013, 19:50, Reply)

Cool beans.
How are you groggy old boy?
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sat 30 Nov 2013, 19:50, Reply)

Cool mate, cool as fuck me.
Going to drink beers soon, so that's good. Had a pizza too, so really am living the dream. You alright?
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 30 Nov 2013, 19:51, Reply)

Yeah, I'm ace.
Got a bit sideways yesterday, and off to relatives to meet a new tiny human tomorrow, so pondering a double hangover for the morning.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sat 30 Nov 2013, 19:53, Reply)

Those new humans are weird, they all look the same, right, but when they get bigger they all look different!
Apart from the downs ones anyway.
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 30 Nov 2013, 19:55, Reply)

Yeah, weird that.
I wonder why downs kids all look the same? Probably god did it so you can see them coming and avoid their vice like grip.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sat 30 Nov 2013, 19:57, Reply)

Yeah, that and so you can avoid talking to them, they all wanna be mates and don't understand why we don't like them.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 30 Nov 2013, 19:58, Reply)

I think I met Rory on Friday.
I was at a care home for autistic adults. One of them spent the entire time I was working there shouting at me and occasionally writing stuff in a little book.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sat 30 Nov 2013, 20:00, Reply)

Ha ha! Clicking dis!

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 30 Nov 2013, 20:04, Reply)

musicals are ace.
Most of the time. I think they are underrated, especially by guys who want to make sure everyone knows they're heterosexual
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 30 Nov 2013, 19:43, Reply)

Singings for poofs, I just do poems.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 30 Nov 2013, 19:50, Reply)

Tell that to Marc Almond.
Oh.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sat 30 Nov 2013, 19:51, Reply)

Musicals are for gays though.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sat 30 Nov 2013, 19:54, Reply)

Bugsy Malone's alright I s'pose.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sat 30 Nov 2013, 19:55, Reply)

Nonce.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sat 30 Nov 2013, 19:59, Reply)

No. No it's not
There are no good musicals, there aren't even any acceptable musicals

All musicals and bent and shit and bent
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sat 30 Nov 2013, 20:22, Reply)

^
Nakers may know nothing about music, but even he can see that musicals have no merit.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sat 30 Nov 2013, 20:27, Reply)

Musicals are the worst things on earth

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sat 30 Nov 2013, 20:20, Reply)