Fucking hell I've had a nasty attack of IBS overnight.
My arse feels like a Pakistani rent boy's bum after a chance meeting with Boyce. What's reminded you of Those No Longer With Us?
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 2 Dec 2013, 8:11, 38 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Buzzz repitition of Arse
you have 43 seconds remaining on "No Long with Us"
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 2 Dec 2013, 8:17, Reply)

I 'accidentally' ended up with a dildo up my arse
While doing bumsex with a lady while employing a string of 'hilarious' alliterative similes.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 2 Dec 2013, 8:18, Reply)

I had next to no sleep last night so obviously I am reminded of Adam Yauch.
Although I'm not going to Brooklyn.
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 2 Dec 2013, 8:20, Reply)

so, grey haired and dying of cancer?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 2 Dec 2013, 8:21, Reply)

Fingers crossed

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 2 Dec 2013, 8:21, Reply)

Why couldn't you sleep? Was it sabotage?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 2 Dec 2013, 8:26, Reply)

It was like I was in another dimension.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 2 Dec 2013, 8:28, Reply)

maybe he had a root down

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 2 Dec 2013, 8:41, Reply)

Fuck your health problems I dropped and smashed the screen on my iPhone yesterday :(
I mean I'm due an upgrade anyway but was thinking of leaving Vodafone
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 2 Dec 2013, 8:25, Reply)

Congratulations on being in the 75% of iphone owners with a cracked screen club.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 2 Dec 2013, 8:28, Reply)

I no rite
Plus the mrs been mating me to get screen protected since day one...
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 2 Dec 2013, 8:30, Reply)

"Plus the mrs been mating me to get screen protected since day one..."
I suppose that's one way to persuade you.
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 2 Dec 2013, 8:31, Reply)

Tbh I'll jut order a new one today so should be out I thy group pretty quickly

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 2 Dec 2013, 8:30, Reply)

I dropped my ipad on the tube yesterday, and the other passengers looked scared as it made quite a loud noise, but it didn't break.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 2 Dec 2013, 8:32, Reply)

I have a company iphone
which I have had now for nearly 2 years, and it is still in perfect condition, only spastics drop things
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 2 Dec 2013, 8:47, Reply)

I see, so you pretend to be a man of the people, looking out for the downtrodden and homeless
But you're just a weekend warrior straight back to mummy and daddy's house in surrey once th weather turns and lustre has gone off your "occupy" protest.
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 2 Dec 2013, 8:51, Reply)

Damn right

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 2 Dec 2013, 8:53, Reply)

But dont you oppress me

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 2 Dec 2013, 8:53, Reply)

I oppressed my cock up your mums arse last night

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 2 Dec 2013, 8:58, Reply)

Mmmmm corpsey

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 2 Dec 2013, 9:09, Reply)

It's just a phone.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 2 Dec 2013, 8:33, Reply)

iPhone.
Outclassed by HTC in every respect.

But spastics like Nakers insist on having one.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 2 Dec 2013, 8:44, Reply)

I dunno, my htc seems to get pretty fucked when I drop it and all

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 2 Dec 2013, 8:45, Reply)

b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post2158645
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 2 Dec 2013, 8:46, Reply)

I'm going iphone next as my galaxy s3 is shite. True story.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 2 Dec 2013, 8:47, Reply)

I dunno anything about an htc except that they have epically shit adverts

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 2 Dec 2013, 8:47, Reply)

I dunno whether to get a 5s or 5c...

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 2 Dec 2013, 9:01, Reply)

The coloured ones are for girls and queers. So get one of them.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 2 Dec 2013, 9:03, Reply)

I still have a NEC p3.
That's modern enough for me.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Mon 2 Dec 2013, 9:07, Reply)

That was might thought process

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 2 Dec 2013, 9:07, Reply)

I was reminded of scarpe, only this morning, as I tried to stick my cock up my arse

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 2 Dec 2013, 8:42, Reply)

*The 'drinky-drinky' gesture*

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 2 Dec 2013, 8:43, Reply)

we've all tried sticking our cocks up your arse

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 2 Dec 2013, 8:45, Reply)

Try standing on a chair next time

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 2 Dec 2013, 8:45, Reply)

Alright Gonz.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 2 Dec 2013, 8:55, Reply)

The one with the ears was good.
On qotw.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Mon 2 Dec 2013, 9:05, Reply)

how delightful
this post. it's reminded me of how much I wish you were No Longer With Us.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 2 Dec 2013, 9:24, Reply)

Upset^^^^

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 2 Dec 2013, 13:32, Reply)