The first time I took ecstasy was absolutely awesome.
I must have been (was) dancing like a right tit, because I had people coming up to me saying kindy/patronisingly "First time?"

Alt: nah. Seems nice enough, but ... nah.

Altalt: Oi dunno what the BLUDDY ELL YOR TALKIN ABOWT!
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 11:05, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

It's that or go around shaking everyone's hand saying "Hello, mate. Dave, North London" or wherever you're from.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 11:13, Reply)

Yes.
I was doing the most enthusiastic version of "Big fish, little fish, cardboard box" in all of Christendom, while grinning like a rapist in a nunnery and grinding my teeth into dust.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 11:28, Reply)

The first time you took E was the last time you were truly happy?
Or are you just telling the group your LOLWAKI drugs tales?

*whispers* We all do it...
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 11:34, Reply)

Yes I was wondering when this reply would come up.
That and "I'd take drugs too/dark graph novels/north London bedsit".

It's nearly Thursday!
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 11:36, Reply)

You must have had more recent happier moments though?

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 11:38, Reply)

I met a man who had lost his house, wife, son and daughter in Hurricane Katrina, while he was working on an oil rig.
As he said, "You've just got to get on, and know that every day above ground is a blessing."
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 11:53, Reply)

Wise words.
Still, you'd be a bit pissed off though. I bet his wife was a right bitch and he was cashing it in with the insurance.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 11:58, Reply)

Clean slate for him innit
Big insurance payout and no dependants he will have himself a dolly bird in no time
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 12:00, Reply)

I settled with simply prodding him in the chest and saying
"You know what you are, Sir? You're CARELESS, that's what!"

I then finished my drink, and walked away. People like that don't deserve company.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 12:03, Reply)

*Tips Hat*
Genuine office chuckle, well played
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 12:05, Reply)