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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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He is getting a nosh from the missus later

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 14:20, 1 reply, 12 years ago)
Ah the yearly gobble.
Good lad think of something bad to make it last.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 14:31, Reply)
he just looks at his sorry excuse for genitals

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 14:33, Reply)
They are down there somewhere
*shifts hairy gunt*
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 14:38, Reply)
Once a year?
Divorce papers would be served with once a month.
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 14:50, Reply)
You can tell you aren't married

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 14:51, Reply)
I've been in relationships spanning years and it never dipped to below once a week.

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 14:53, Reply)
because men

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 14:54, Reply)
Point taken.
Why do you women go off all the sex?

You entrapment harpies?
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 14:57, Reply)
Dry up innit

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 14:58, Reply)
On the 8th day He created lubricant

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 15:02, Reply)
and spit

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 15:26, Reply)
i think that only happens when you have kids, to be honest

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 15:09, Reply)
I also think that
Men don't need to be in the mood, and men are also shit at reading womens moods. So with a bit of bad timing we can easily ruin the chance
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 15:26, Reply)
I am pretty sure it was part of her wedding vows
" To love, Honour, and stop sticking his greasy cock down my gullet"
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 14:54, Reply)
Obey.
Obey means "suck it, bitch".
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 14:57, Reply)

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