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 Evening one and all
	Evening one and allI saw some jellyfish today.
However none of them were buying tents in Millets.
What haven't you seen sealife doing today?

(, Wed 6 Aug 2008, 18:11, 187 replies, latest was 17 years ago)
 Evening Mrs L
	Evening Mrs LYou beat me to it!
I didn't see any carp molesting a pensioner.
(, Wed 6 Aug 2008, 18:12, Reply)
 You just beat me too
	You just beat me tooI didn't see a goldfish resuscitating a a nun either.
How are we this evening?
(, Wed 6 Aug 2008, 18:14, Reply)
 Hey PoD
	Hey PoDNot too bad, relatively productive day by all accounts.
Hows yourself?
(, Wed 6 Aug 2008, 18:17, Reply)
 Sorry for beating you guys to it
	Sorry for beating you guys to itbut I'm bored and wanted someone to talk to.
I've done a big lot of nowt today, except see some jellyfish.
(, Wed 6 Aug 2008, 18:18, Reply)
 I didn't see a haddock
	I didn't see a haddockshopping for school trousers today. Well except for me that is.
Hi guys, how you doing?
(, Wed 6 Aug 2008, 18:19, Reply)
 @al
	@alWell I'm in Leeds; it's all marsupials up here.
I did see a wallaby driving a moped.
*edit*
Hey TWW
(, Wed 6 Aug 2008, 18:20, Reply)
 *is Northern*
	*is Northern**glares at al*
Just you keep resisting that temptation, meladdo!
(, Wed 6 Aug 2008, 18:24, Reply)
 Al, if you're getting pedantic
	Al, if you're getting pedanticI'm half Highland Scot (and yes, they were Jacobites) and half Border cattle rustler.
When you say Northern, I think Scotland!
(, Wed 6 Aug 2008, 18:29, Reply)
 Well, what you waiting for BK
	Well, what you waiting for BKget out there and rustle you some cattle. It's your duty as a borderer. Oh, and launch an attack on Berwick while you're out, there's a love. Save me the trouble!
(, Wed 6 Aug 2008, 18:33, Reply)
 @TWW
	@TWWI think the closest I'll get here in Leeds is holding up a Burger King.
Berwick's a shithole though.
*paints self blue*
Let's ride!
(, Wed 6 Aug 2008, 18:36, Reply)
 Al
	AlI'm not that small. Or is the hat comically huuuuge?
I really should post a picture sometime but dammit, I'm too shy!
In the meantime, you know the actress Kate Beckinsale? Yeah, well I look nothing like her!
Edit: BK, don't let DG and Tourette's catch you saying that about Berwick! They'll set the Daleks on you.
(, Wed 6 Aug 2008, 18:44, Reply)
 FLUFF!
	FLUFF!*jumps in and distributes cake*
Fluffehs for the evening!
www.boreme.com/boreme/funny-2008/kittens-coca-cola-box-p1.php
Mass capitalism...attacked by teh fluff. What b3ta way to spend the evening :)
*jumps out and returns to masses of work, leaving cakes aplenty*
(, Wed 6 Aug 2008, 18:51, Reply)
 Hmm
	HmmI have not yet had cake today. I would like some cake.
*takes some cake*
That's some good bartering, 'crenne.
(, Wed 6 Aug 2008, 19:00, Reply)
 Ooooh cake
	Ooooh cakedon't mind if I do, ta!
*takes two pieces and gives one to the wee WeeWitch*
*passes round chocolate Brownies*
(, Wed 6 Aug 2008, 19:04, Reply)
 Kaol
	Kaolfun? What's that then?
Oh, you mean when you do things you want to do instead of things you have to do?
*Goes off and eats some more chocolate, just for the fun of it*
(, Wed 6 Aug 2008, 19:18, Reply)
 Fun?
	Fun?No. Sheltering inside from nasty rain? Yes. Very much yes.
Hopefully it shall sun much until Monday, as I am off until then :)
(, Wed 6 Aug 2008, 19:18, Reply)
 I've not done any good bartering lately.
	I've not done any good bartering lately.Last thing was an old TFT PC monitor for a few throwing knives and a shuriken.
(, Wed 6 Aug 2008, 19:19, Reply)
 Can always wear a hat.
	Can always wear a hat.You can get away with anything wearing a hat.
(, Wed 6 Aug 2008, 19:24, Reply)
 ancrenne
	ancrenneI'll lend you a witch's hat if you like.
Dual purpose - covers up bad hair days, makes small children run away screaming.
(, Wed 6 Aug 2008, 19:25, Reply)
 Hello
	HelloI'm on an off here this evening, lots to do and little time to do it in.
*snogs everyone*
(, Wed 6 Aug 2008, 19:27, Reply)
 bye ancrenne
	bye ancrenne*snogs*
*throws witch's hat*
hi becky
*snogs*
Will probably disappear quite soon meself. Twitch the wand and off I go!
(, Wed 6 Aug 2008, 19:30, Reply)
 What is this 'fashion' thing you speak of?
	What is this 'fashion' thing you speak of?I think it's guiness o'clock, an enjoyable time for all.
(, Wed 6 Aug 2008, 19:34, Reply)
 Fashion?
	Fashion?Hahaha!
*looks down*
Black t shirt, dark grey jeans, army boots...
Yep, fashion can kiss my arse. I don't need TV and the rest of them media to know I look fabulous.
(, Wed 6 Aug 2008, 19:40, Reply)
 Fashion?
	Fashion?who he?
*looks down*
jeans, plain t shirt, bare feet. Hardly a style icon, eh?
(, Wed 6 Aug 2008, 19:43, Reply)
 Question
	QuestionAnyone know where I can get a scart to vga adaptor so I can plug consoles into my computer monitor?
(, Wed 6 Aug 2008, 19:45, Reply)
 What console, POD?
	What console, POD?xbox do their own one.
I've got it, does a fine job.
(, Wed 6 Aug 2008, 19:46, Reply)
 How about
	How aboutOne of these:
www.amazon.co.uk/Hama-SCART-To-VGA-cable/dp/B0002W69MY/ref=pd_sbs_ce?ie=UTF8&qid=1218048644&sr=8-4
Coupled with one of these:
www.amazon.co.uk/Scart-Coupler-Female-to/dp/B0009N1MX2/ref=pd_sim_ce?ie=UTF8&qid=1218048580&sr=8-1
(, Wed 6 Aug 2008, 19:53, Reply)
 The other option
	The other optionIs that I just buy those, and if they don't work then I'll just do some work on them myself until they do work.
(, Wed 6 Aug 2008, 19:56, Reply)
 Could do.
	Could do.I guess if they're useless, you could always strangle someone to death with the cable.
(, Wed 6 Aug 2008, 19:57, Reply)
 Of they're useless
	Of they're uselessThe I can send them to you, and you can do that bit.
(, Wed 6 Aug 2008, 20:01, Reply)
 I can't recall
	I can't recallseeing a sea cucumber molest a choirboy.
How are all you monkeyluffing spuffburgers this evening?
(, Wed 6 Aug 2008, 20:01, Reply)
 Evenin' 'Red
	Evenin' 'RedSea Cucumbers?
www.b3ta.com/questions/animals/post147786
I'm great thanks, got a good few days ahead of me, ancrenne, B3ta-bash, Cocktail party, London Aquarium, alcohol.
(, Wed 6 Aug 2008, 20:06, Reply)
 I haven't see any basking sharks sitting in the sun.
	I haven't see any basking sharks sitting in the sun.That's because we have had no cunting sun for days, only cunting rain.
And that picture Al did of the WeeWitch made me giggle.
(, Wed 6 Aug 2008, 20:07, Reply)
 howaya?
	howaya?Im here. Wearing a knock off Brazil jersey and Timberland long shorts. So cool. Watching UFC on Setanta and downloading La Reine Margot.
(, Wed 6 Aug 2008, 20:33, Reply)
 It's hot and wet and grey here
	It's hot and wet and grey hereThere's an ice cold Czech beer or three in the fridge. I was in bits this morning. I really shouldn't drink.
(, Wed 6 Aug 2008, 20:39, Reply)
 Urgent warning to all on here.
	Urgent warning to all on here.Pilfered from the /main board.
news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/wales/7545002.stm
Especially Tulip.
@Baz - you were in bits? you mean you had a stonking hangover?
(, Wed 6 Aug 2008, 20:42, Reply)
 Over here.
	Over here.'in bits' means very upset.
But it's a school night Baz.
Mind you having been to Dublin and watching the whole of the Dublin populace hit the pubs after work on a Friday afternoon, it doesn't surprise me.
(, Wed 6 Aug 2008, 20:50, Reply)
 @ Kaol
	@ KaolI must save you the manliest of manhugs for such an event to be told.
EDIT: BGB, that is one of the greatest warnings you could ever bestow upon us
(, Wed 6 Aug 2008, 20:51, Reply)
 @Ethel
	@EthelI thought I'd better share that with you all. It's a danger we must be aware of.
@Baz - step away from the fridge.
(, Wed 6 Aug 2008, 20:56, Reply)
 Sorry chaps
	Sorry chapsbuggered off there for a moment as Mr L managed to get Granny's Garden running on a BBCmicro emulator.
(, Wed 6 Aug 2008, 20:59, Reply)
 I saw a jellyfish at Reiss beach on Saturday
	I saw a jellyfish at Reiss beach on SaturdayIt was quite dead. When I lured my friend over to view it I then threw him in water.
HAHA
(, Wed 6 Aug 2008, 21:00, Reply)
 @Mrs Liveinabin
	@Mrs LiveinabinYou've completely lost me with that statement.
Woo! post 69....it's a bit rude.
(, Wed 6 Aug 2008, 21:12, Reply)
 Hey everyone!
	Hey everyone!*hugs all round*
Just watched Volver, it was rather bloody good.
Penelope Cruz is class when the dialogue's Spanish!
And slightly trashy hotness in that film.
(, Wed 6 Aug 2008, 21:40, Reply)
 'lo people!
	'lo people!I had the first day at home in aaaages today! Got bugger all done, though.
(, Wed 6 Aug 2008, 21:43, Reply)
 @PS&P
	@PS&PThat sounds like the way forward to me!
My only day off in the next 2 months had been knocked back as every other bugger nabbed it. I will be in no fit state either!
(, Wed 6 Aug 2008, 21:46, Reply)
 Jaysus ancrenne!
	Jaysus ancrenne!You cant live like that. I'm leaving a score behind the bar at your local.
(, Wed 6 Aug 2008, 21:53, Reply)
 Even I don't get squiffy on two pints!
	Even I don't get squiffy on two pints!You must be either short or thin or both.
Or just a lightweight.
Edit: Ooh, didn't read the bit about having no dinner. Fair enough. *spangs self on head*
(, Wed 6 Aug 2008, 21:55, Reply)
 @ancrenne
	@ancrenneNicely done.
I found a bottle of mulled wine at the back of my cupboard this evening. It is now history.
(, Wed 6 Aug 2008, 21:57, Reply)
 I found guiness in the cupboard
	I found guiness in the cupboardIt was old, and didn't taste good, not at all.
It's the weekend!! And I'm meant to be building a shed tomorrow. Hope the rain finally stops.
(, Wed 6 Aug 2008, 21:59, Reply)
 @Pretty strangers
	@Pretty strangersI would offer some but...well I do seem to drink by osmosis these days.
*hics*
(, Wed 6 Aug 2008, 21:59, Reply)
 Baz's stash.
	Baz's stash.Couple bottles each of Praszky, Erdinger, Miller, Heineken, Carlsberg. Two-fer on an Argentinian Viognier and a Californian Pinotage. Bottle of Jemmy (Jameson). Half a dozen disco biccies and two packets of fags (one Marlboro Lights, one Lucky Strike), all of which I am denying myself this fair even.
(, Wed 6 Aug 2008, 22:04, Reply)
 I have
	I havework in the morning, so going to read a bit of Bulgakov and sleep.
Night all!
(, Wed 6 Aug 2008, 22:04, Reply)
 Hi again
	Hi againI'm not liking my computer tonight. Anyone on here good with wireless networks?
(, Wed 6 Aug 2008, 22:08, Reply)
 Aww, I want curry
	Aww, I want curryI have had a curry hanckering for about 3 weeks now. Proper takeaway, really unhealthy curry, with many naan breads.
Aww, you made me hungry Kaol.
edit - what part of wireless networks?
(, Wed 6 Aug 2008, 22:08, Reply)
 Becks.
	Becks.What wireless router thingy are you using, and Windows or Mac?
I'll ask Mr Inabin later, he's dead good with wireless stuff.
(, Wed 6 Aug 2008, 22:15, Reply)
 Manly?
	Manly?Not particulary...
There was frozen portion of curry I'd made, and I was feeling too lazy to cook.
Vodka was just excellent preparedness...
(, Wed 6 Aug 2008, 22:16, Reply)
 People, both lovely and otherwise are in here
	People, both lovely and otherwise are in hereOnly kidding, just the lovelies.
How are you, clendrix m'dear?
(, Wed 6 Aug 2008, 22:30, Reply)
 Evenin'
	Evenin'Re wireless networks: use wired instead - it solves the problem of drive-by hackers armed with Pringles-tubes.
I also second ancrenne's notion of pretty photo ness for Mrs. Liveinabin's photo.
(, Wed 6 Aug 2008, 22:31, Reply)
 PoD
	PoDI'm very well thank you, my lovely. But tonight I watched a film about Afghanistan and the plight of its women, so I'm feeling like I should be doing something radical and worthy.
Hopefully this feeling will last.
You OK today?
Edit: @ancrenne - joy of joys! Cock Soup!
(, Wed 6 Aug 2008, 22:32, Reply)
 Oh, I like the photo adoration
	Oh, I like the photo adorationIt took me ages to figure out how to upload the picture and all that business.
I'm glad I bothered.
(, Wed 6 Aug 2008, 22:33, Reply)
 I ain't bad Clendrix
	I ain't bad ClendrixBusy day at work, but I have 4 days off in a row now. That's right, a full 4 days!!
Looking forward to getting your cock soup then?
(, Wed 6 Aug 2008, 22:40, Reply)
 Hooray for my comfy chair!
	Hooray for my comfy chair!I have rose and fags, and all is good with the world.
*snogs to all*
EDIT: Fuck off out of my chair you cunt.
(, Wed 6 Aug 2008, 22:44, Reply)
 Greetings MM
	Greetings MM@ancrenne:
OK. I admit it. I have no experience doing wireless networking. Mine is all wired. I like it that way.
@clendrix:
Hanging around with likeminded people is one way to make sure those fires keep burning.
(, Wed 6 Aug 2008, 22:47, Reply)
 Ethel
	EthelYou looking at my chair? You better fucking leave my chair alone now right. Cause it's MINE.
'ning spak
(, Wed 6 Aug 2008, 22:49, Reply)
 @ MM
	@ MMPfft, you better not be dissing me or I'll bring you down like a cow in a hurricane.
(, Wed 6 Aug 2008, 22:51, Reply)
 Clendrix
	ClendrixIs it an orange packet with cock soup written on the front, Jamaican sort of a brand?
EDIT: Yeah well I is getting me biatches and me hoes and they gonna whoop yo ass mofo. Me bluds are gonna take you down.
(, Wed 6 Aug 2008, 22:52, Reply)
 Who cares where it's from?
	Who cares where it's from?The cock is for me and I will await its arrival with glee.
(, Wed 6 Aug 2008, 22:55, Reply)
 ancrenne
	ancrenneIf it's got a recipe for one pot curry on the back then you should make it as its like totally yum yeah?
(, Wed 6 Aug 2008, 22:55, Reply)
 The soup is for my flatmate
	The soup is for my flatmatewho also likes a bit of cock.
I shall encourage him to cook the one pot thing.
(, Wed 6 Aug 2008, 22:58, Reply)
 Ah yes.
	Ah yes.I forgot about that for a minute.
But clendrix, it is great. If it's what I'm thinking of.
*shifts back in bestest chair*
(, Wed 6 Aug 2008, 23:01, Reply)
 @Kaol
	@KaolYou there?
Edit: to clarify, this question was not in relation to ancrenne's last suggestion^.
(, Wed 6 Aug 2008, 23:04, Reply)
 @kaol
	@kaolI am going to bring your cd on Friday. Don't let me go home with it again, ffs.
How were Le Chat Noir?
@Spak - am having a karaoke night with some of my friends and one of them has said he'll only sing if he's really drunk. I see that as a challenge!
(, Wed 6 Aug 2008, 23:10, Reply)
 @clendrix
	@clendrixI once set myself the challenge of doing a Karaoke solo in a pub when sober - and I succeeded.
(, Wed 6 Aug 2008, 23:14, Reply)
 Chat Noir is a good album
	Chat Noir is a good albumI'll burn you a copy of it and bring it with me, yeah?
EDIT: Mr. Z! Great to see you!
(, Wed 6 Aug 2008, 23:15, Reply)
 @spak
	@spakI have been forced to sing karaoke sober, in front of large crowds, more times than I can remember. One time, I hadn't even had the chance to take my coat off.
(, Wed 6 Aug 2008, 23:16, Reply)
 Well
	WellI'm off to walk my doggie now, but i'll see you all on Friday!
Woo and yay in large quantities
xxxxxxx
(, Wed 6 Aug 2008, 23:16, Reply)
 @Kaol
	@KaolIt is indeed great.
I have been breaking sticks in fury most of this evening. If I saw bambi, I'd kick his face in.
How are we all?
(, Wed 6 Aug 2008, 23:17, Reply)
 Hi Lo Zapio-la-la-la
	Hi Lo Zapio-la-la-la@clendrix: I like to set myself these pointless challenges every once in a while. I also once did a Karaoke number when I was out on my own, but I was drunk then.
Edit: Bye MM
(, Wed 6 Aug 2008, 23:19, Reply)
 @spak
	@spakI've sung: hundreds of karaoke songs, some drunk, some sober; in front of twenty people with no music; in a band at a street festival.
But...I can't sing! So it was less of a challenge for me than it was for everyone else.
(, Wed 6 Aug 2008, 23:22, Reply)
 Meh.
	Meh.To illustrate.
This is the calibre of people I work with.
How many x's are there?
X X X X X
X X X X X
X X X X X
How many do you think the girl I work with counted?
Meh. General work frustration.
Doesn't hurt if you kick them.
(, Wed 6 Aug 2008, 23:24, Reply)
 @C
	@CI'm not sure whether I can sign or not. That is, I'm not sure if the cheers and good reactions I get from my friends are because of my talents or because I came out of my shell to get up on stage and sing.
(, Wed 6 Aug 2008, 23:27, Reply)
 @Mr. O La La de Zap
	@Mr. O La La de ZapMaybe she misheard you and thought "how many sexes are there"?
(, Wed 6 Aug 2008, 23:28, Reply)
 Wah, it's thundering again *cowers*
	Wah, it's thundering again *cowers*I've just come back from Mr Maladicta's as I went there straight from work to get a look at the tenancy agreement, which has DRAFT watermarked all over it, so I'm not sure what's happening and neither of us can work out what needs chasing up reference-wise...
In other news, living in halls sucks GIGANTACOCK because some absolute twat pulled the fire alarm at the crack of 4.00 this morning, meaning yours truly had to spend five minutes grubbing around for clothes and stuff before staggering blindly into the carpark with everyone else as she had no time to put contacts in. If I don't get this flat I may have to kill someone. Feel free to send me your hitlists!
(, Wed 6 Aug 2008, 23:29, Reply)
 @Ancrenne
	@AncrenneGAH!
The idiot girl was counting letters.
She counted 15 letters as two.
HOW?
How in the name of buggery blue blaze colostomy bag cow tipping fuck do you count 15 letters as 2 letters?
Sigh. Then two people in my room had a massive falling out and one ended up crying.
Oh and I got pickpocketed. They only took £1.40 though.
All in all a great day.
(, Wed 6 Aug 2008, 23:30, Reply)
 @spak
	@spakeveryone always cheers whoever's singing, even if they're shit.
but as ancrenne says, who cares? fuck 'em! enjoy it!
(, Wed 6 Aug 2008, 23:32, Reply)
 @Ancrenne
	@AncrenneWhy yes I am, how did you guess?
I do need a drink.
Sigh.
And now the power has been cut off.
Great.
EDIT: I have to go. A friend is stoned and incapable of working out how to use a key. Should be around tomorrow though. Night all.
Its pitch black here. Aside from the computer screen.
God shits on me again.
(, Wed 6 Aug 2008, 23:35, Reply)
 True
	TrueRandom interactions of an unfeeling and uncaring universe metaphorically defecate with extreme, yet accurate, gusto all over me.
I swear to god I'm laughing!
Anyway, I'd better head off. A friend of mine is chemically mentally altered and needs help opening doors and negotiating stairs.
Night all, hopefully around tomorrow.
(, Wed 6 Aug 2008, 23:41, Reply)
 If the power's out
	If the power's outHow is Z still on the net?
That Herbie film that was on earlier, the one Bert was drooling over, was rubbish.
(, Wed 6 Aug 2008, 23:49, Reply)
 G'night...
	G'night...Leaving
Is cleaving
A hole
In my soul
or something
whatever...I'm fecking off for the night x
(, Wed 6 Aug 2008, 23:52, Reply)
 Night people who are leaving
	Night people who are leavingYes, Herbie with a car. The stupid Lindsay Lohan remake of the classic. It was rubbish.
(, Wed 6 Aug 2008, 23:56, Reply)
 Bye Zap.
	Bye Zap.Hope God wipes his arse properly tomorrow.
@ancrenne & clendrix: I agree. Fuck 'em.
@POD: Laptop batteries, and also phonelines are immune to power-cuts.
Edit: g'night C
Edit2: g'night Mrs. Bin
(, Wed 6 Aug 2008, 23:56, Reply)
 @PoD
	@PoDIf the laptop was plugged directly into the phone-jack (or whatever broadband-hole he's using) or if the router is powered by the broadband-hole or the laptop, the Internet will still work. Not everyone uses wireless.
(, Thu 7 Aug 2008, 0:13, Reply)
 Well
	WellThat's just all round not grand, is it now?
The cat bit is quite amusing though.
It's all gone quiet here....
edit - true spak, true. I just always think of routers as being plugged into the mains these days.
(, Thu 7 Aug 2008, 0:13, Reply)
 @ancrenne
	@ancrenneMaybe you could use your cats as part of a cat-based network. Upload everything you want to post onto a USB memory-sticks and get your cats to transport them to the nearest computer with a working Internet connection. They will bring back USB sticks containing the response of the Internet Oracle.
(, Thu 7 Aug 2008, 0:16, Reply)
 I feel
	I feelThat they may well be in some trouble from you if they weren't cute.
Well, if people are going to reappear, I shan't see them, as I plan to disappear and do the sleepy thing now.
Nights all.
(, Thu 7 Aug 2008, 0:22, Reply)
 I like your cats.
	I like your cats.Even though I'm certainly not a "cat person".
Only bad thing about them is the white hairs get everywhere.
There're still some inside my jacket.
(, Thu 7 Aug 2008, 0:23, Reply)
 Oh...
	Oh...G'night Gentlemen.
I'm gonna go to bed soon, not gonna stay awake all night again.
EDIT: Yeah, just you and me...
*grabs knife*
(, Thu 7 Aug 2008, 0:40, Reply)
 Sounds good!
	Sounds good!Anyway, time to go to sleep for me now.
Well, try to.
Night!
(, Thu 7 Aug 2008, 1:11, Reply)
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