Evening one and all
I saw some jellyfish today.
However none of them were buying tents in Millets.

What haven't you seen sealife doing today?

( Mrs Entity is in hiding., Wed 6 Aug 2008, 18:11, 187 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Evening Mrs L
You beat me to it!

I didn't see any carp molesting a pensioner.
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Wed 6 Aug 2008, 18:12, Reply)

You just beat me too
I didn't see a goldfish resuscitating a a nun either.

How are we this evening?
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Wed 6 Aug 2008, 18:14, Reply)

Hey PoD
Not too bad, relatively productive day by all accounts.
Hows yourself?
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Wed 6 Aug 2008, 18:17, Reply)

Sorry for beating you guys to it
but I'm bored and wanted someone to talk to.

I've done a big lot of nowt today, except see some jellyfish.
( Mrs Entity is in hiding., Wed 6 Aug 2008, 18:18, Reply)

I didn't see a haddock
shopping for school trousers today. Well except for me that is.

Hi guys, how you doing?
(TheWeeWitch hasn't been here much recently .., Wed 6 Aug 2008, 18:19, Reply)

@al
Well I'm in Leeds; it's all marsupials up here.

I did see a wallaby driving a moped.

*edit*
Hey TWW
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Wed 6 Aug 2008, 18:20, Reply)

*is Northern*

*glares at al*

Just you keep resisting that temptation, meladdo!
(TheWeeWitch hasn't been here much recently .., Wed 6 Aug 2008, 18:24, Reply)

@al
Hmmm, lot of children called Joey up here...
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Wed 6 Aug 2008, 18:25, Reply)

Al, if you're getting pedantic
I'm half Highland Scot (and yes, they were Jacobites) and half Border cattle rustler.

When you say Northern, I think Scotland!
(TheWeeWitch hasn't been here much recently .., Wed 6 Aug 2008, 18:29, Reply)

@TWW
Woo, I'm a cattle rustler!
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Wed 6 Aug 2008, 18:30, Reply)

Well, what you waiting for BK
get out there and rustle you some cattle. It's your duty as a borderer. Oh, and launch an attack on Berwick while you're out, there's a love. Save me the trouble!
(TheWeeWitch hasn't been here much recently .., Wed 6 Aug 2008, 18:33, Reply)

@TWW
I think the closest I'll get here in Leeds is holding up a Burger King.
Berwick's a shithole though.
*paints self blue*

Let's ride!
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Wed 6 Aug 2008, 18:36, Reply)

Al
I'm not that small. Or is the hat comically huuuuge?

I really should post a picture sometime but dammit, I'm too shy!

In the meantime, you know the actress Kate Beckinsale? Yeah, well I look nothing like her!

Edit: BK, don't let DG and Tourette's catch you saying that about Berwick! They'll set the Daleks on you.
(TheWeeWitch hasn't been here much recently .., Wed 6 Aug 2008, 18:44, Reply)

FLUFF!
*jumps in and distributes cake*

Fluffehs for the evening!

www.boreme.com/boreme/funny-2008/kittens-coca-cola-box-p1.php

Mass capitalism...attacked by teh fluff. What b3ta way to spend the evening :)

*jumps out and returns to masses of work, leaving cakes aplenty*
(Holloway_Girl To err is to be human, to be a fool is to believe, Wed 6 Aug 2008, 18:51, Reply)

Hmm
I have not yet had cake today. I would like some cake.

*takes some cake*

That's some good bartering, 'crenne.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Wed 6 Aug 2008, 19:00, Reply)

No cake, thanks
Filling up on chilli.

Evening ancrenne!
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Wed 6 Aug 2008, 19:02, Reply)

Ooooh cake

don't mind if I do, ta!

*takes two pieces and gives one to the wee WeeWitch*

*passes round chocolate Brownies*
(TheWeeWitch hasn't been here much recently .., Wed 6 Aug 2008, 19:04, Reply)

Oh chocolate brownies
I shall save it for after my tea thanks.
( Mrs Entity is in hiding., Wed 6 Aug 2008, 19:14, Reply)

'Evenin' all
Anyone up to anything fun?
( Cawl, Wed 6 Aug 2008, 19:15, Reply)

Kaol
fun? What's that then?

Oh, you mean when you do things you want to do instead of things you have to do?

*Goes off and eats some more chocolate, just for the fun of it*
(TheWeeWitch hasn't been here much recently .., Wed 6 Aug 2008, 19:18, Reply)

Fun?
No. Sheltering inside from nasty rain? Yes. Very much yes.

Hopefully it shall sun much until Monday, as I am off until then :)
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Wed 6 Aug 2008, 19:18, Reply)

I've not done any good bartering lately.
Last thing was an old TFT PC monitor for a few throwing knives and a shuriken.
( Cawl, Wed 6 Aug 2008, 19:19, Reply)

Can always wear a hat.
You can get away with anything wearing a hat.
( Cawl, Wed 6 Aug 2008, 19:24, Reply)

ancrenne
I'll lend you a witch's hat if you like.

Dual purpose - covers up bad hair days, makes small children run away screaming.
(TheWeeWitch hasn't been here much recently .., Wed 6 Aug 2008, 19:25, Reply)

Hello
I'm on an off here this evening, lots to do and little time to do it in.

*snogs everyone*
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 6 Aug 2008, 19:27, Reply)

I'm a man of many hats
My "Burglar Hat" is a particular favorite.
( Cawl, Wed 6 Aug 2008, 19:29, Reply)

bye ancrenne
*snogs*

*throws witch's hat*

hi becky

*snogs*

Will probably disappear quite soon meself. Twitch the wand and off I go!
(TheWeeWitch hasn't been here much recently .., Wed 6 Aug 2008, 19:30, Reply)

What is this 'fashion' thing you speak of?
I think it's guiness o'clock, an enjoyable time for all.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Wed 6 Aug 2008, 19:34, Reply)

Fashion?
Hahaha!

*looks down*

Black t shirt, dark grey jeans, army boots...

Yep, fashion can kiss my arse. I don't need TV and the rest of them media to know I look fabulous.
( Cawl, Wed 6 Aug 2008, 19:40, Reply)

Fashion?
who he?

*looks down*

jeans, plain t shirt, bare feet. Hardly a style icon, eh?
(TheWeeWitch hasn't been here much recently .., Wed 6 Aug 2008, 19:43, Reply)

Question
Anyone know where I can get a scart to vga adaptor so I can plug consoles into my computer monitor?
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Wed 6 Aug 2008, 19:45, Reply)

What console, POD?
xbox do their own one.
I've got it, does a fine job.
( Cawl, Wed 6 Aug 2008, 19:46, Reply)

ps2 and wii
No fancy xbox 360 for me.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Wed 6 Aug 2008, 19:48, Reply)

Ah...
I'm not sure if such a magical device exists...
( Cawl, Wed 6 Aug 2008, 19:50, Reply)

How about
One of these:

www.amazon.co.uk/Hama-SCART-To-VGA-cable/dp/B0002W69MY/ref=pd_sbs_ce?ie=UTF8&qid=1218048644&sr=8-4

Coupled with one of these:

www.amazon.co.uk/Scart-Coupler-Female-to/dp/B0009N1MX2/ref=pd_sim_ce?ie=UTF8&qid=1218048580&sr=8-1
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Wed 6 Aug 2008, 19:53, Reply)

I'd say pimp that shit, yo.
Or something along those lines.
( Cawl, Wed 6 Aug 2008, 19:55, Reply)

The other option
Is that I just buy those, and if they don't work then I'll just do some work on them myself until they do work.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Wed 6 Aug 2008, 19:56, Reply)

Could do.
I guess if they're useless, you could always strangle someone to death with the cable.
( Cawl, Wed 6 Aug 2008, 19:57, Reply)

Of they're useless
The I can send them to you, and you can do that bit.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Wed 6 Aug 2008, 20:01, Reply)

I can't recall
seeing a sea cucumber molest a choirboy.

How are all you monkeyluffing spuffburgers this evening?
(Ethelred is watching cheese grow, Wed 6 Aug 2008, 20:01, Reply)

Evenin' 'Red
Sea Cucumbers?
www.b3ta.com/questions/animals/post147786

I'm great thanks, got a good few days ahead of me, ancrenne, B3ta-bash, Cocktail party, London Aquarium, alcohol.
( Cawl, Wed 6 Aug 2008, 20:06, Reply)

I haven't see any basking sharks sitting in the sun.
That's because we have had no cunting sun for days, only cunting rain.


And that picture Al did of the WeeWitch made me giggle.
( girlinthehole, Wed 6 Aug 2008, 20:07, Reply)

I is all alone.
*sobs*
( girlinthehole, Wed 6 Aug 2008, 20:29, Reply)

I is here
But I'm also guitaring, and drinking guiness.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Wed 6 Aug 2008, 20:31, Reply)

At the same time?
Ooo! you is clever.
( girlinthehole, Wed 6 Aug 2008, 20:32, Reply)

howaya?
Im here. Wearing a knock off Brazil jersey and Timberland long shorts. So cool. Watching UFC on Setanta and downloading La Reine Margot.
(bazmorningstar efil4nat3b, Wed 6 Aug 2008, 20:33, Reply)

Well Baz
How very continental of you.

You suave bugger : )
( girlinthehole, Wed 6 Aug 2008, 20:36, Reply)

It's hot and wet and grey here
There's an ice cold Czech beer or three in the fridge. I was in bits this morning. I really shouldn't drink.
(bazmorningstar efil4nat3b, Wed 6 Aug 2008, 20:39, Reply)

Urgent warning to all on here.
Pilfered from the /main board.

news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/wales/7545002.stm



Especially Tulip.


@Baz - you were in bits? you mean you had a stonking hangover?
( girlinthehole, Wed 6 Aug 2008, 20:42, Reply)

Yeah, brutal hangover.
'In bits' must be an Irish expression.
(bazmorningstar efil4nat3b, Wed 6 Aug 2008, 20:47, Reply)

Over here.
'in bits' means very upset.

But it's a school night Baz.

Mind you having been to Dublin and watching the whole of the Dublin populace hit the pubs after work on a Friday afternoon, it doesn't surprise me.
( girlinthehole, Wed 6 Aug 2008, 20:50, Reply)

@ Kaol
I must save you the manliest of manhugs for such an event to be told.

EDIT: BGB, that is one of the greatest warnings you could ever bestow upon us
(Ethelred is watching cheese grow, Wed 6 Aug 2008, 20:51, Reply)

ah yeah but one bottle of Praszky cant hurt, right?
Can it? :)
(bazmorningstar efil4nat3b, Wed 6 Aug 2008, 20:52, Reply)

@Ethel
I thought I'd better share that with you all. It's a danger we must be aware of.

@Baz - step away from the fridge.
( girlinthehole, Wed 6 Aug 2008, 20:56, Reply)

Sorry chaps
buggered off there for a moment as Mr L managed to get Granny's Garden running on a BBCmicro emulator.
( Mrs Entity is in hiding., Wed 6 Aug 2008, 20:59, Reply)

I saw a jellyfish at Reiss beach on Saturday
It was quite dead. When I lured my friend over to view it I then threw him in water.


HAHA
( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Wed 6 Aug 2008, 21:00, Reply)

@Mrs Liveinabin
You've completely lost me with that statement.


Woo! post 69....it's a bit rude.
( girlinthehole, Wed 6 Aug 2008, 21:12, Reply)

Post 70
Not rude at all.
(bazmorningstar efil4nat3b, Wed 6 Aug 2008, 21:24, Reply)

Post
71, erm, up your bum.
(Ethelred is watching cheese grow, Wed 6 Aug 2008, 21:29, Reply)

Hey everyone!
*hugs all round*

Just watched Volver, it was rather bloody good.
Penelope Cruz is class when the dialogue's Spanish!
And slightly trashy hotness in that film.
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Wed 6 Aug 2008, 21:40, Reply)

'lo people!
I had the first day at home in aaaages today! Got bugger all done, though.
(Pretty strangers and promises, Wed 6 Aug 2008, 21:43, Reply)

@PS&P
That sounds like the way forward to me!

My only day off in the next 2 months had been knocked back as every other bugger nabbed it. I will be in no fit state either!
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Wed 6 Aug 2008, 21:46, Reply)

Right I'm off to my pit.
*waves*

Goodnight.
( girlinthehole, Wed 6 Aug 2008, 21:52, Reply)

Two pints to get you squiffy?
*takes note*
( Cawl, Wed 6 Aug 2008, 21:52, Reply)

Jaysus ancrenne!
You cant live like that. I'm leaving a score behind the bar at your local.
(bazmorningstar efil4nat3b, Wed 6 Aug 2008, 21:53, Reply)

Even I don't get squiffy on two pints!
You must be either short or thin or both.
Or just a lightweight.
Edit: Ooh, didn't read the bit about having no dinner. Fair enough. *spangs self on head*
(Pretty strangers and promises, Wed 6 Aug 2008, 21:55, Reply)

@ancrenne
Nicely done.
I found a bottle of mulled wine at the back of my cupboard this evening. It is now history.
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Wed 6 Aug 2008, 21:57, Reply)

*has no alcohol
*is sad
(Pretty strangers and promises, Wed 6 Aug 2008, 21:58, Reply)

I found guiness in the cupboard
It was old, and didn't taste good, not at all.

It's the weekend!! And I'm meant to be building a shed tomorrow. Hope the rain finally stops.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Wed 6 Aug 2008, 21:59, Reply)

@Pretty strangers
I would offer some but...well I do seem to drink by osmosis these days.
*hics*
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Wed 6 Aug 2008, 21:59, Reply)

Yay! Virtual alcohol!
*hands around virtual cakes
(Pretty strangers and promises, Wed 6 Aug 2008, 22:00, Reply)

I've got vokda, King of Alcohol
And curry.
Fuck Yes.
( Cawl, Wed 6 Aug 2008, 22:02, Reply)

*virtually dances*
but not quite.
(Ethelred is watching cheese grow, Wed 6 Aug 2008, 22:03, Reply)

Baz's stash.
Couple bottles each of Praszky, Erdinger, Miller, Heineken, Carlsberg. Two-fer on an Argentinian Viognier and a Californian Pinotage. Bottle of Jemmy (Jameson). Half a dozen disco biccies and two packets of fags (one Marlboro Lights, one Lucky Strike), all of which I am denying myself this fair even.
(bazmorningstar efil4nat3b, Wed 6 Aug 2008, 22:04, Reply)

I have
work in the morning, so going to read a bit of Bulgakov and sleep.

Night all!
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Wed 6 Aug 2008, 22:04, Reply)

Night BK
Kaol - Manly food for manly men?
(Pretty strangers and promises, Wed 6 Aug 2008, 22:06, Reply)

I'm being
very virtuous and eating an apple.
( Mrs Entity is in hiding., Wed 6 Aug 2008, 22:07, Reply)

Hi again
I'm not liking my computer tonight. Anyone on here good with wireless networks?
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 6 Aug 2008, 22:08, Reply)

Aww, I want curry
I have had a curry hanckering for about 3 weeks now. Proper takeaway, really unhealthy curry, with many naan breads.

Aww, you made me hungry Kaol.

edit - what part of wireless networks?
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Wed 6 Aug 2008, 22:08, Reply)

Encryption type stuff
and other things PoD
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 6 Aug 2008, 22:09, Reply)

100?
Is it?
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Wed 6 Aug 2008, 22:13, Reply)

Nope
But this is 100.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Wed 6 Aug 2008, 22:13, Reply)

Becks.
What wireless router thingy are you using, and Windows or Mac?

I'll ask Mr Inabin later, he's dead good with wireless stuff.
( Mrs Entity is in hiding., Wed 6 Aug 2008, 22:15, Reply)

Manly?
Not particulary...
There was frozen portion of curry I'd made, and I was feeling too lazy to cook.

Vodka was just excellent preparedness...
( Cawl, Wed 6 Aug 2008, 22:16, Reply)

Ohh
Ta ancrenne.
( Mrs Entity is in hiding., Wed 6 Aug 2008, 22:23, Reply)

Bon Swar!
This is where all the lovely people are, eh?
( thealternativefact, Wed 6 Aug 2008, 22:29, Reply)

Well you've got me
and damn it, that'll have to do.
( Mrs Entity is in hiding., Wed 6 Aug 2008, 22:29, Reply)

People, both lovely and otherwise are in here
Only kidding, just the lovelies.

How are you, clendrix m'dear?
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Wed 6 Aug 2008, 22:30, Reply)

Evenin'
Re wireless networks: use wired instead - it solves the problem of drive-by hackers armed with Pringles-tubes.

I also second ancrenne's notion of pretty photo ness for Mrs. Liveinabin's photo.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Wed 6 Aug 2008, 22:31, Reply)

PoD
I'm very well thank you, my lovely. But tonight I watched a film about Afghanistan and the plight of its women, so I'm feeling like I should be doing something radical and worthy.

Hopefully this feeling will last.

You OK today?

Edit: @ancrenne - joy of joys! Cock Soup!
( thealternativefact, Wed 6 Aug 2008, 22:32, Reply)

Oh, I like the photo adoration
It took me ages to figure out how to upload the picture and all that business.
I'm glad I bothered.
( Mrs Entity is in hiding., Wed 6 Aug 2008, 22:33, Reply)

Hello all
mind if I join you?
( Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Wed 6 Aug 2008, 22:38, Reply)

@ancrenne
Good. I really need to try to do something.

MM - yay!
( thealternativefact, Wed 6 Aug 2008, 22:39, Reply)

I ain't bad Clendrix
Busy day at work, but I have 4 days off in a row now. That's right, a full 4 days!!

Looking forward to getting your cock soup then?
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Wed 6 Aug 2008, 22:40, Reply)

Ooooh....
The bestest chair?
Why thank you!
*sits*
( Cawl, Wed 6 Aug 2008, 22:41, Reply)

Hooray for my comfy chair!
I have rose and fags, and all is good with the world.

*snogs to all*

EDIT: Fuck off out of my chair you cunt.
( Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Wed 6 Aug 2008, 22:44, Reply)

PoD
Nowt better than a bit o cock and a bit o soup.
( thealternativefact, Wed 6 Aug 2008, 22:45, Reply)

Greetings MM
@ancrenne:
OK. I admit it. I have no experience doing wireless networking. Mine is all wired. I like it that way.

@clendrix:
Hanging around with likeminded people is one way to make sure those fires keep burning.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Wed 6 Aug 2008, 22:47, Reply)

@ ancrenne, MM and Kaol
Has the music stopped yet?
(Ethelred is watching cheese grow, Wed 6 Aug 2008, 22:47, Reply)

Ethel
You looking at my chair? You better fucking leave my chair alone now right. Cause it's MINE.

'ning spak
( Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Wed 6 Aug 2008, 22:49, Reply)

Ethel!
Not there!
You're sitting on my cock
soup.
( thealternativefact, Wed 6 Aug 2008, 22:51, Reply)

@ MM
Pfft, you better not be dissing me or I'll bring you down like a cow in a hurricane.
(Ethelred is watching cheese grow, Wed 6 Aug 2008, 22:51, Reply)

Clendrix
Is it an orange packet with cock soup written on the front, Jamaican sort of a brand?

EDIT: Yeah well I is getting me biatches and me hoes and they gonna whoop yo ass mofo. Me bluds are gonna take you down.
( Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Wed 6 Aug 2008, 22:52, Reply)

@MM
Orange Cock?

Umpaloompa.
(Ethelred is watching cheese grow, Wed 6 Aug 2008, 22:53, Reply)

Who cares where it's from?
The cock is for me and I will await its arrival with glee.
( thealternativefact, Wed 6 Aug 2008, 22:55, Reply)

ancrenne
If it's got a recipe for one pot curry on the back then you should make it as its like totally yum yeah?
( Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Wed 6 Aug 2008, 22:55, Reply)

The soup is for my flatmate
who also likes a bit of cock.
I shall encourage him to cook the one pot thing.
( thealternativefact, Wed 6 Aug 2008, 22:58, Reply)

Ah yes.
I forgot about that for a minute.
But clendrix, it is great. If it's what I'm thinking of.

*shifts back in bestest chair*
( Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Wed 6 Aug 2008, 23:01, Reply)

@Kaol
You there?

Edit: to clarify, this question was not in relation to ancrenne's last suggestion^.
( thealternativefact, Wed 6 Aug 2008, 23:04, Reply)

I'm here
Why?
( Cawl, Wed 6 Aug 2008, 23:08, Reply)

@clendrix
Who must you get drunk enough to sing?
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Wed 6 Aug 2008, 23:09, Reply)

@kaol
I am going to bring your cd on Friday. Don't let me go home with it again, ffs.

How were Le Chat Noir?

@Spak - am having a karaoke night with some of my friends and one of them has said he'll only sing if he's really drunk. I see that as a challenge!
( thealternativefact, Wed 6 Aug 2008, 23:10, Reply)

@clendrix
I once set myself the challenge of doing a Karaoke solo in a pub when sober - and I succeeded.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Wed 6 Aug 2008, 23:14, Reply)

*looms in*
*glances around*

*sniffs*

'lo

*looms away*
(Zapiola zip-zap-zop, Wed 6 Aug 2008, 23:15, Reply)

Chat Noir is a good album
I'll burn you a copy of it and bring it with me, yeah?

EDIT: Mr. Z! Great to see you!
( Cawl, Wed 6 Aug 2008, 23:15, Reply)

@spak
I have been forced to sing karaoke sober, in front of large crowds, more times than I can remember. One time, I hadn't even had the chance to take my coat off.
( thealternativefact, Wed 6 Aug 2008, 23:16, Reply)

Well
I'm off to walk my doggie now, but i'll see you all on Friday!

Woo and yay in large quantities

xxxxxxx
( Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Wed 6 Aug 2008, 23:16, Reply)

@kaol
Yes please! That would be fab.

Did I just see Zap...?
( thealternativefact, Wed 6 Aug 2008, 23:17, Reply)

@Kaol
It is indeed great.

I have been breaking sticks in fury most of this evening. If I saw bambi, I'd kick his face in.

How are we all?
(Zapiola zip-zap-zop, Wed 6 Aug 2008, 23:17, Reply)

Hi Lo Zapio-la-la-la
@clendrix: I like to set myself these pointless challenges every once in a while. I also once did a Karaoke number when I was out on my own, but I was drunk then.

Edit: Bye MM
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Wed 6 Aug 2008, 23:19, Reply)

@spak
I've sung: hundreds of karaoke songs, some drunk, some sober; in front of twenty people with no music; in a band at a street festival.

But...I can't sing! So it was less of a challenge for me than it was for everyone else.
( thealternativefact, Wed 6 Aug 2008, 23:22, Reply)

Meh.
To illustrate.

This is the calibre of people I work with.

How many x's are there?

X X X X X
X X X X X
X X X X X

How many do you think the girl I work with counted?

Meh. General work frustration.

Doesn't hurt if you kick them.
(Zapiola zip-zap-zop, Wed 6 Aug 2008, 23:24, Reply)

@C
I'm not sure whether I can sign or not. That is, I'm not sure if the cheers and good reactions I get from my friends are because of my talents or because I came out of my shell to get up on stage and sing.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Wed 6 Aug 2008, 23:27, Reply)

@Mr. O La La de Zap
Maybe she misheard you and thought "how many sexes are there"?
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Wed 6 Aug 2008, 23:28, Reply)

Wah, it's thundering again *cowers*
I've just come back from Mr Maladicta's as I went there straight from work to get a look at the tenancy agreement, which has DRAFT watermarked all over it, so I'm not sure what's happening and neither of us can work out what needs chasing up reference-wise...

In other news, living in halls sucks GIGANTACOCK because some absolute twat pulled the fire alarm at the crack of 4.00 this morning, meaning yours truly had to spend five minutes grubbing around for clothes and stuff before staggering blindly into the carpark with everyone else as she had no time to put contacts in. If I don't get this flat I may have to kill someone. Feel free to send me your hitlists!
( Maladicta, Wed 6 Aug 2008, 23:29, Reply)

@Ancrenne
GAH!

The idiot girl was counting letters.

She counted 15 letters as two.

HOW?

How in the name of buggery blue blaze colostomy bag cow tipping fuck do you count 15 letters as 2 letters?

Sigh. Then two people in my room had a massive falling out and one ended up crying.

Oh and I got pickpocketed. They only took £1.40 though.

All in all a great day.
(Zapiola zip-zap-zop, Wed 6 Aug 2008, 23:30, Reply)

@spak
everyone always cheers whoever's singing, even if they're shit.

but as ancrenne says, who cares? fuck 'em! enjoy it!
( thealternativefact, Wed 6 Aug 2008, 23:32, Reply)

@Ancrenne
Why yes I am, how did you guess?

I do need a drink.

Sigh.

And now the power has been cut off.

Great.

EDIT: I have to go. A friend is stoned and incapable of working out how to use a key. Should be around tomorrow though. Night all.

Its pitch black here. Aside from the computer screen.

God shits on me again.
(Zapiola zip-zap-zop, Wed 6 Aug 2008, 23:35, Reply)

True
Random interactions of an unfeeling and uncaring universe metaphorically defecate with extreme, yet accurate, gusto all over me.

I swear to god I'm laughing!

Anyway, I'd better head off. A friend of mine is chemically mentally altered and needs help opening doors and negotiating stairs.

Night all, hopefully around tomorrow.
(Zapiola zip-zap-zop, Wed 6 Aug 2008, 23:41, Reply)

If the power's out
How is Z still on the net?

That Herbie film that was on earlier, the one Bert was drooling over, was rubbish.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Wed 6 Aug 2008, 23:49, Reply)

G'night...

Leaving
Is cleaving
A hole
In my soul

or something
whatever...I'm fecking off for the night x
( thealternativefact, Wed 6 Aug 2008, 23:52, Reply)

Good night
everyone!
( Mrs Entity is in hiding., Wed 6 Aug 2008, 23:53, Reply)

Oh! G'night people!
I'm still here.
( Cawl, Wed 6 Aug 2008, 23:56, Reply)

Night people who are leaving
Yes, Herbie with a car. The stupid Lindsay Lohan remake of the classic. It was rubbish.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Wed 6 Aug 2008, 23:56, Reply)

Bye Zap.
Hope God wipes his arse properly tomorrow.

@ancrenne & clendrix: I agree. Fuck 'em.

@POD: Laptop batteries, and also phonelines are immune to power-cuts.

Edit: g'night C

Edit2: g'night Mrs. Bin
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Wed 6 Aug 2008, 23:56, Reply)

True spak
But routers are not immune.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Thu 7 Aug 2008, 0:01, Reply)

@PoD
If the laptop was plugged directly into the phone-jack (or whatever broadband-hole he's using) or if the router is powered by the broadband-hole or the laptop, the Internet will still work. Not everyone uses wireless.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Thu 7 Aug 2008, 0:13, Reply)

Well
That's just all round not grand, is it now?

The cat bit is quite amusing though.

It's all gone quiet here....

edit - true spak, true. I just always think of routers as being plugged into the mains these days.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Thu 7 Aug 2008, 0:13, Reply)

@ancrenne
Maybe you could use your cats as part of a cat-based network. Upload everything you want to post onto a USB memory-sticks and get your cats to transport them to the nearest computer with a working Internet connection. They will bring back USB sticks containing the response of the Internet Oracle.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Thu 7 Aug 2008, 0:16, Reply)

I feel
That they may well be in some trouble from you if they weren't cute.

Well, if people are going to reappear, I shan't see them, as I plan to disappear and do the sleepy thing now.

Nights all.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Thu 7 Aug 2008, 0:22, Reply)

I like your cats.
Even though I'm certainly not a "cat person".

Only bad thing about them is the white hairs get everywhere.
There're still some inside my jacket.
( Cawl, Thu 7 Aug 2008, 0:23, Reply)

Haha!
They don't do that to me, I think they're still a bit wary.
( Cawl, Thu 7 Aug 2008, 0:31, Reply)

'night POD
And 'night me.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Thu 7 Aug 2008, 0:39, Reply)

Oh...
G'night Gentlemen.

I'm gonna go to bed soon, not gonna stay awake all night again.

EDIT: Yeah, just you and me...
*grabs knife*
( Cawl, Thu 7 Aug 2008, 0:40, Reply)

Yep...
Several days of exciting adventure-type stuff... *grins*
( Cawl, Thu 7 Aug 2008, 0:54, Reply)

Sounds good!
Anyway, time to go to sleep for me now.
Well, try to.

Night!
( Cawl, Thu 7 Aug 2008, 1:11, Reply)