coke is for cunts

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 5 Dec 2013, 11:41, 5 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

^^

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 5 Dec 2013, 11:43, Reply)

turns normal people into pricks
And pricks into mega pricks.

Tbh I'm glad it's all full of caustic concrete powder, amonia and hydrocarbons
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 5 Dec 2013, 11:44, Reply)

And yet everybody that does it reckons it doesn't do it to them.

( Kroney, Thu 5 Dec 2013, 11:58, Reply)

yeah its all about diet coke bruv

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 5 Dec 2013, 11:43, Reply)

...says the guy with the red trousers and the tweed tie.

( Kroney, Thu 5 Dec 2013, 11:43, Reply)

green trouser today my petite french hen

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 5 Dec 2013, 11:46, Reply)

woah
that makes it so much better.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 5 Dec 2013, 11:55, Reply)

dark green innit, they're Autumnal

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 5 Dec 2013, 11:57, Reply)

The word you are looking for here is awful

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 5 Dec 2013, 11:58, Reply)

I'd post a picture but
A) I don't how
B) the instantaneous wide ons it would cause among the female contigent (and jay) would leave them drowning in fanny batter
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 5 Dec 2013, 12:12, Reply)

You should hijack a thread and initiate a long dull 'help me' section like i did.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 5 Dec 2013, 12:13, Reply)

You still don't know how to post a picture???

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 5 Dec 2013, 12:14, Reply)

I know how to link one
But dunno how to get it from my phone to what I like to call a "hosting site"
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 5 Dec 2013, 12:23, Reply)

Generally speaking you go to the "hosting site", then you "register", then you click "upload"
You great big fat green trousered spastic.
( Kroney, Thu 5 Dec 2013, 12:26, Reply)

from my phone?! really?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 5 Dec 2013, 12:26, Reply)

Ugh.

( Kroney, Thu 5 Dec 2013, 12:27, Reply)

umnal istic
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 5 Dec 2013, 11:58, Reply)

^ I like and endorse both of the above ^

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 5 Dec 2013, 12:00, Reply)

VALIDATION!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 5 Dec 2013, 12:04, Reply)

jealoud of my sexy trousers

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 5 Dec 2013, 12:24, Reply)

coke's alright
Time and place though.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 5 Dec 2013, 11:49, Reply)

NO WHISKEY CHAT

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 5 Dec 2013, 11:51, Reply)

off your mums arse before she's tag fucked by the Chelsea squad?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 5 Dec 2013, 11:55, Reply)

Like there's enough time between "visits" to get a line out on there

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 5 Dec 2013, 11:58, Reply)

Oh come on, he's from Yorkshire.
It'd be Sheffield Wednesday.
( Kroney, Thu 5 Dec 2013, 11:58, Reply)

Barnsley Thursday
Wakefield Friday
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 5 Dec 2013, 11:59, Reply)

Chills on Sunday.

( Kroney, Thu 5 Dec 2013, 12:01, Reply)

Craig t'David.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 5 Dec 2013, 12:10, Reply)

*fills you in*

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 5 Dec 2013, 12:11, Reply)

I'm not a cunt. On coke or otherwise.
I don't limit myself as to what drugs to take really.
All fun and games on all of them.

It's people who get greedy with it, or those who already have a superiority complex who turn cunty.

Alcohol is by far the worst cunt maker of all!
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 5 Dec 2013, 11:58, Reply)

maybe you should ask a friend to video you

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 5 Dec 2013, 11:59, Reply)

I've seen me off it. I'm cool man. All cool.
Everyone wants to party with Gay Jay
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 5 Dec 2013, 12:00, Reply)

I'm a cunt on it
See also:

Beer
Pot
Nothing
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 5 Dec 2013, 12:01, Reply)

How can you be a cunt on spliffage?

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 5 Dec 2013, 12:02, Reply)

I'm saying I'm a cunt

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 5 Dec 2013, 12:03, Reply)

***INITIATE GJ 'THE JOKE; YOUR HEAD' POST***

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 5 Dec 2013, 12:04, Reply)

I get louder on beer and sillier on "other"

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 5 Dec 2013, 12:05, Reply)

I get loud and swear more on beer, and get (more) arrogant on 'other'

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 5 Dec 2013, 12:08, Reply)

I really need to swear less often

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 5 Dec 2013, 12:09, Reply)

I didn't have you down as arrogant, frog.

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 5 Dec 2013, 12:10, Reply)

No, I'm not really, but Nakers is right about the 'turning into a prick' thing

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 5 Dec 2013, 12:10, Reply)

I really am this blonde Im afraid :(

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 5 Dec 2013, 12:06, Reply)

chortle

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 5 Dec 2013, 12:08, Reply)

I always imagine you get riled and indignant exactly the same time as you at best 'skim-read' the posts you reply to. It's funny.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 5 Dec 2013, 12:10, Reply)

:)
I do skim read, but there's no riled emotions. I'm really chilled IRL.
My frantic typing must suggest otherwise, but I try to be nothing more than thorough in my responses :)
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 5 Dec 2013, 12:16, Reply)

upset

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 5 Dec 2013, 12:17, Reply)

YOU used to rile me until I wisened to your ways
Now you're just like an annoying Dad, always correcting from behind a shuffled newspaper.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 5 Dec 2013, 12:18, Reply)

Wisened isn't a word, Jason.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 5 Dec 2013, 12:24, Reply)

See!
Wizened is however, and it describes you perfectly.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 5 Dec 2013, 12:26, Reply)

(he typed, with great indignation)

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 5 Dec 2013, 12:17, Reply)

Calm down mate

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 5 Dec 2013, 12:18, Reply)