Some thick cunt on Twitter did an RIP wif da Angles
Actually spelling like that. I replied with "How obtuse"
Silly bint.

Freeeeeeeeeeeeee Nelson Mandelaaaaaa

Not much this weekend. Need to wait in for a parcel tomorrow which will probably come at the very last minute.
Usual cooking, drinking, spliffing.

It's a hard knock life
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 6 Dec 2013, 10:11, 5 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

*turns the bass out*

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 6 Dec 2013, 10:12, Reply)

I think they were being ironic.

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 6 Dec 2013, 10:14, Reply)

Dont you think?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 6 Dec 2013, 10:14, Reply)

Like derrr.

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 6 Dec 2013, 10:16, Reply)

No. It was a serious post. Not on my friends or anything.
Was retweeted by someone I follow. Kisses, hearts, everything.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 6 Dec 2013, 10:17, Reply)

Is there an emoticon for vomit?

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 6 Dec 2013, 10:18, Reply)

:#

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 6 Dec 2013, 10:19, Reply)

the the emoticon for wafflely versatile

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 6 Dec 2013, 10:24, Reply)

Grills 'em, bakes 'em, fries 'em, eats 'em

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 6 Dec 2013, 10:25, Reply)

This has just given me a fabulous idea for breakfast tomorrow.
Bacon and egg in waffles.

Yes.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 6 Dec 2013, 10:28, Reply)

Waffles need cheese

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 6 Dec 2013, 10:41, Reply)

like rain on your wedding day?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 6 Dec 2013, 10:17, Reply)

Not married.
Living in sin.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 6 Dec 2013, 10:20, Reply)

Alright Internet Nonce?

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 6 Dec 2013, 10:25, Reply)

Better than Nelson Mandela, that's for sure.

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 6 Dec 2013, 10:31, Reply)

Also
Thats a cute response
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 6 Dec 2013, 10:14, Reply)

^tggi

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 6 Dec 2013, 10:17, Reply)

Going to be an unusually smoke-free weekend for me :(

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 6 Dec 2013, 10:15, Reply)

How so? Family stuff?

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 6 Dec 2013, 10:18, Reply)

tuberculosis hopefully

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 6 Dec 2013, 10:18, Reply)

Out of stock 'til next week

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 6 Dec 2013, 10:19, Reply)

No good. You need to get a back up seller.

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 6 Dec 2013, 10:19, Reply)

I don't deal with these people directly, I have a friend who knows how to speak working class to act as intermediary.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 6 Dec 2013, 10:22, Reply)

Yeah my fella gets mine. His dealer was proper strung out on coke the other week and asking what every car parked outside mine was.
Is this Breaking Bad?
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 6 Dec 2013, 10:29, Reply)

don't fret jay tomorrow is only a day away

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 6 Dec 2013, 10:16, Reply)

*drinks gin*

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 6 Dec 2013, 10:17, Reply)

I have gone from no gin to 2l of gin this week
\o/
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 6 Dec 2013, 10:19, Reply)

I've got some vodka in for tonight.
With Asda's version of Russchian and some bitter cranberry
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 6 Dec 2013, 10:20, Reply)

What do you mix that with or do you drink it neat?

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 6 Dec 2013, 10:22, Reply)

No, he spills it everywhere

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 6 Dec 2013, 10:23, Reply)

* belms*

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 6 Dec 2013, 10:24, Reply)

I have a drinking problem
*throws drink over head*
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 6 Dec 2013, 10:30, Reply)

I answered that with the second line.

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 6 Dec 2013, 10:29, Reply)

I thought you were talking about a flavoured vodka.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 6 Dec 2013, 10:33, Reply)

Ah, no. Stoli, darling.
Russchian is like a tonic but much nicer. Asda's is called Moscow summat.
Bitter cranberry Ive yet to try
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 6 Dec 2013, 10:36, Reply)

I've bought some of that in Asda
Sounds nice
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 6 Dec 2013, 10:40, Reply)

Bombay Sapphire FTW

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 6 Dec 2013, 10:22, Reply)

18 quid for a litre in sainsbo's the other day!

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 6 Dec 2013, 10:28, Reply)

Yeah Bombay is best of all the gins.

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 6 Dec 2013, 10:30, Reply)

While this may be true
it's still a horrible, bitter drink. It's like the battered of the alcohol world.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 6 Dec 2013, 10:39, Reply)

Nah, there are loads of better gins out there, Blackwood's, Sipsmith, etc.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 6 Dec 2013, 10:40, Reply)

I do need to branch out. Im not a fan of Hendricks or Tanqueray

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 6 Dec 2013, 10:42, Reply)

There's a really good gin parlour in Birmingham where they have hundreds and the staff are very knowledgeable about most of them.
Plus I really fancy the girl who runs it.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 6 Dec 2013, 10:43, Reply)

Downside is going to Brimingham

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 6 Dec 2013, 10:50, Reply)

Yes, it was a grotty place in the 1970s and 80s

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 6 Dec 2013, 10:52, Reply)

Try Cork gin from Ireland. Apparently it's very good.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 6 Dec 2013, 10:44, Reply)

Over that way in Jan. I will try at the source :)

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 6 Dec 2013, 10:50, Reply)

you dumb dog

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 6 Dec 2013, 10:19, Reply)