Jesus was born in lambing season, which is way before now.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 6 Dec 2013, 12:10, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

We can skip over the "virgin" birth and Son of God things, I think

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 6 Dec 2013, 12:12, Reply)

Mary fucked around behind Joseph's back thus making Jesus a bastard.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 6 Dec 2013, 12:14, Reply)

Jeremy Kyle would be frotthing at the clopper over this

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 6 Dec 2013, 12:17, Reply)

Exactly. But in this case we based whole theism around the story
and millions of people died trying to prove who's pixie in the sky has the biggest dick.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 6 Dec 2013, 12:23, Reply)

its me

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 6 Dec 2013, 12:25, Reply)

And how!

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 6 Dec 2013, 12:26, Reply)

Goes without saying

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 6 Dec 2013, 12:37, Reply)

Aslong as the till bell's are ringing, then it's all good by me.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 6 Dec 2013, 12:28, Reply)

Christians in "hijacking native festivals for their own ends" shocker.
Luckily, I bypass all that by not believing in anything to do with the nativity. I just like food, booze, presents and those skimpy Mrs Claus costumes.
( Kroney, Fri 6 Dec 2013, 12:15, Reply)

They really suit you

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 6 Dec 2013, 12:17, Reply)

I might try getting the missus to wear it this year.
The family don't like seeing my plums every time I bend over to retrieve a pressie.
( Kroney, Fri 6 Dec 2013, 12:19, Reply)

Hazelnutlols

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 6 Dec 2013, 12:23, Reply)

I'll skip the plum pudding thanks

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 6 Dec 2013, 12:24, Reply)

And the pickled walnuts.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 6 Dec 2013, 12:25, Reply)

those sprouts are looking pretty grim now

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 6 Dec 2013, 12:26, Reply)

That'd ruin your Christmas Dinner, copping an eyeful of that.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 6 Dec 2013, 12:27, Reply)

bloody french, coming over here flashing their pomme de terres, ruining chrimbopoops for everyone

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 6 Dec 2013, 12:28, Reply)

With their sunburnt armpits.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 6 Dec 2013, 12:29, Reply)

Exactly, a bit of cheer on a cold night ain't no problem.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 6 Dec 2013, 12:36, Reply)