Alright.
Wizzard's about the only one that doesn't do my ed in.

One of you expert coders tell me how to do a christmas name without risking having the old one half inched?
Ta.
( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Fri 6 Dec 2013, 14:09, 4 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Spare account innit

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 6 Dec 2013, 14:11, Reply)

Or be too insignificant for anyone to bother.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 6 Dec 2013, 14:11, Reply)

So just open a new one ?
It'll have an L plate will it?
( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Fri 6 Dec 2013, 14:14, Reply)

Christ how long have you been here edj?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 6 Dec 2013, 14:18, Reply)

Fierce defender of the good name edjogs

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 6 Dec 2013, 14:13, Reply)

You have to let rob finger your bumhole, then He'll save it for you

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 6 Dec 2013, 14:14, Reply)

That's twice he's fingered my bumhole.
Is that one account or two?
Edit: Stop ninjaing!
( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Fri 6 Dec 2013, 14:16, Reply)

I ninjad your mum last night, right in the bumhole

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 6 Dec 2013, 14:21, Reply)

you could take the whimsical and much-loved approach to nomenclature and regularly change your username to variations on a theme

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 6 Dec 2013, 14:17, Reply)

Nah, only pricks do that.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 6 Dec 2013, 14:18, Reply)

pricks and bent comedy-trousered spastics

( Kroney, Fri 6 Dec 2013, 14:24, Reply)

I'm wearing jeans today :(

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 6 Dec 2013, 14:25, Reply)

Dress-down Friday prick

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 6 Dec 2013, 14:27, Reply)

fucking canary yellow ones, probably.

( Kroney, Fri 6 Dec 2013, 14:29, Reply)

Is he that posh bloke off gogglebox?

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 6 Dec 2013, 14:34, Reply)

Fuck you ham hands
Those people aren't posh, they are ghastly Nuevo riche prick lords
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 6 Dec 2013, 14:35, Reply)

Chin chin!

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 6 Dec 2013, 14:53, Reply)

Blatant benders too.
That "artwork" of tits in the background fools nobody.

See also: frightfully dull.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 6 Dec 2013, 14:58, Reply)

Ohhhh... You mean the pisshead couple who were on 4 in a Bed?
LOVE them.

Rich, but not complete cunts with it.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 6 Dec 2013, 15:09, Reply)

They are indigo akshulky, or dark blue whatever

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 6 Dec 2013, 14:34, Reply)

No doubt from Crew clothing or Austin Reed.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 6 Dec 2013, 14:35, Reply)

Diesel innit, they make them in children's sizes now you can get some as well

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 6 Dec 2013, 14:38, Reply)

I just googled coco del mer at work.
Caused raised eyebrows, especially since the guys here all know who I'm seeing.
( Kroney, Fri 6 Dec 2013, 14:38, Reply)

Are you getting OG a dildo for Christmas?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 6 Dec 2013, 14:41, Reply)

I wasn't.
If that's what women expect though, I rather feel I ought to to make up for my own deficiencies.
( Kroney, Fri 6 Dec 2013, 14:45, Reply)

Oops!

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 6 Dec 2013, 14:46, Reply)

I hope she likes her new 12 inch vibrating black plastic cock.
Happy Christmas!
( Kroney, Fri 6 Dec 2013, 15:18, Reply)