?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 10:52, 1 reply, 11 years ago)

too much wacky baccy
it's made him wakki
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 10:57, Reply)

Does anyone open presents on Christmas Eve?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 11:06, Reply)

Hell no.
11am on Christmas Day. Anything else is for scum.
( Kroney, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 11:07, Reply)

Why 11am?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 11:14, Reply)

Because doing it any earlier ain't genteel
and waiting any longer means you'll probably have extended family around. Awkward.
( Kroney, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 11:17, Reply)

I do when I come in pissed from the pub and tear open the stuff people have given me that I'm supposed not to open until Xmas day.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 11:07, Reply)

We do. German innit.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 11:08, Reply)

Typical Jew.
Can't wait to get your hands on things.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 11:13, Reply)

Hurry up, already.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 11:14, Reply)

I opened your mum's flaps last Christmas Eve

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 11:14, Reply)

I heard she got her hands all over Santa's sack.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 11:16, Reply)

we used to have fancy christmas eve presents and then midnight mass and dinner
before my brother and I fucked off to the pub and my parents got pissed and put out all the presents for Christmas day.

it's VERY UNLUCKY to open presents before you are meant to...
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 11:21, Reply)

Mass?
Are you a left footer?
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 11:23, Reply)

You used to be

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 11:25, Reply)

you've seen my colouring and you know my name
do you think there might just be a LOT of irish catholic in there?!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 11:26, Reply)

So you are finally accepting that your hair is ginger?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 11:30, Reply)

that's scotland
Ireland is brunette with green eyes, you eejit
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 11:33, Reply)

Hahahaha absolute gash

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Mon 9 Dec 2013, 11:37, Reply)

Thats ginger

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 11:38, Reply)

^^TGGI

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Mon 9 Dec 2013, 11:40, Reply)

^ ginger ^

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 11:56, Reply)

Redheads constitute approximately 4% of the European population.[11] Scotland has the highest proportion of redheads; 13% of the population has red hair and approximately 40% carries the recessive redhead gene.[12] Ireland has the second highest percentage; as many as 10% of the Irish population has red, auburn, or strawberry blond hair.[
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 11:58, Reply)

You had dinner and then went to the pub after midnight mass?
Manchester is an odd place.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 11:32, Reply)

midnight mass is celebrated at 6.30pm as well as midnight

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 11:32, Reply)

100% irish

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 11:37, Reply)