Official lunch thread.
I've just had breakfast though so it may not count. It was beans on toast if anyone is interested.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 11:46, 35 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

I cooked some fucking fabulous beef yesterday so I have a massive pile to place in a sarnie
I just need to pop to Sainsburys for some
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 11:48, Reply)

Roast beef is excellent.
I had Crimbo dinner the other day. It had roast garlic which was noms.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 11:52, Reply)

This was the best beef I've cooked
Rested it for an hour and I could have carved it with a spoon
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 11:54, Reply)

I'm doing pork this Sunday.
With Yorkshire pudding best of all the puddings.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 11:57, Reply)

WRONG.
It's cheesecake.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 11:58, Reply)

went to the pub that claims it does the best sunday roasts in london yesterday, in shepherds market
fucking amazing. anyway, the pudding was like the best of all the cheesecakes - lemon/lime crumble cheesecake AND salted caramel chocolate cheesecake.

you'd have creamed your cheesy pants.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 12:00, Reply)

You'll get fat.

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 12:03, Reply)

where do i say that i ate any of it?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 12:06, Reply)

I bet you rammed it down.

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 12:09, Reply)

I have given up eating.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 11:50, Reply)

Don't be ztupid.

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 11:54, Reply)

I have. I just drink now.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 11:56, Reply)

CHICKEN TIKKA AND RICE
WITH CRISPS
( Peej, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 11:55, Reply)

Crizps go with most food.

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 12:00, Reply)

rice and crisps are ok
fuck the chicken
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 12:02, Reply)

Bestiality Swipey?

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 12:05, Reply)

no thanks
you're not my type
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 12:06, Reply)

You're no fun any more.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 12:07, Reply)

I'll wear my hat.

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 12:08, Reply)

I have some tikka chicken marinading in my fridge at the moment
Gonna cook it tonight
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 12:05, Reply)

Ahem....
I marinated my chicken in your missus last night
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 12:17, Reply)

Tikka botti?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 12:24, Reply)

I await recommendations.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 11:57, Reply)

Buy beef
Slow cook for 5 hours, rest for one hour.
Consume
???
Profit
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 12:30, Reply)

Minty lamb panini.
I need to rethink all these panini's though as I'm seeing a little "holiday weight" appearing early.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 12:09, Reply)

Bumming makes you deaf.

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 12:13, Reply)

Change it for
A Panenus

Yeah that works better in speech rather than the written word
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 12:13, Reply)

are you going for penis?
just as fattening.
Not tried one on a George Foreman yet.

If you could see what I could see, when Im grilling penis!
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 12:14, Reply)

Velly good younk man
And it is what me and the missus say when buying Panini because we are both very childish...
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 12:15, Reply)

Childish is best. If you lose that, you turn into a misery.

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 12:19, Reply)

Oh fuck me
My sandwich is amazing

Roast beef
Cos lettuce
Red pointed pepper
Mature cheddar
Griddled spring onion
Grain mustard

OH YEAH!
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 12:20, Reply)

I've been trying Bavarian ham with cheddar and fresh pepper recently. Gorge.
That sounds nommy
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 12:23, Reply)

Jay, it is one of the nicest things I've ever eaten

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 12:24, Reply)

My beAns on toast paled in comparison.

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 12:24, Reply)

and rightly so
I have won at lunch
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 12:29, Reply)