Retro beheadings that the police don't care about should be the order of the day.
I saw a pair of Kickers the other day - that was pretty retro.

Dryathlons are for quitters.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 12:53, 2 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Dryathlon?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 12:54, Reply)

yer, like sober october innit

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 12:55, Reply)

Fuck that shit
I had a lovely bottle of Rioja last night
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 12:55, Reply)

I drank about five bottles of Rioja on Saturday. I WIN.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 13:02, Reply)

ouch

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 13:02, Reply)

That was just the start mate. Woo! Drinking loads!

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 13:03, Reply)

\o/

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 13:06, Reply)

We had a bottle of champagne and managed to sink almost a litre of vodka despite only having 2 drinks each.
Geordie measures.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 13:24, Reply)

I had a mojito that was pretty much a pint of booze with some ice in.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 13:25, Reply)

and some mint leaves!
Winning. I love a good Mojito.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 13:34, Reply)

I saw a man wearing Ugg boots and Beats headphones.
I'm not joking.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 12:55, Reply)

I'm starting with the man in the mirror

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 12:55, Reply)

nah, this dude is grossly fat
Srsly, a man wearing Uggs? What fuckery is this?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 12:56, Reply)

Uggs are shit
They look like special needs slippers
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 12:58, Reply)

so does your face

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 12:59, Reply)

This is true
I am a monumentally ugly cunt
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 12:59, Reply)

^ upset ^

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 13:00, Reply)

No, this really is what I look like

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 13:02, Reply)

I've got some Uggs.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 13:15, Reply)

You have a major case of 'The Uggs', the worst I have seen in a long time.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 13:16, Reply)

Thanks very much!
*prouds*
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 13:17, Reply)

i liked it so i put a click on it

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 13:22, Reply)

The worst since you, obviously.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 13:24, Reply)

too late was the cry
when the man with the clicks has passed you by
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 13:27, Reply)

Why?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 13:18, Reply)

Dole office fashion innit

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 13:25, Reply)

Present from Australia.
They don't tend to wear them outside. I neither would I. They're indoor footwear.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 13:27, Reply)

please tell me that you put the cat in them from time to time

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 13:28, Reply)

The cat can get its own fucking Uggs.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 13:29, Reply)

www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1200494/Puss-Ugg-boots-The-shaved-cat-looks-like-shes-following-latest-trands.html
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 13:31, Reply)

You shouldn't google 'shaven pussy' at work.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 13:32, Reply)

I never got how those are from Australia.
Apparently they use them after coming out of the surf.

What's wrong with towels?
I bet they fucking stink!
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 13:20, Reply)

Their boots will also stink

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 13:25, Reply)

Sheepskin from Australia?
Do they have a lot of massive sheep ranches?
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 13:30, Reply)

That's New Zealand, innit.

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 13:35, Reply)

No.
Australia is one of the world's leading producers of lamb and mutton, the largest exporter of mutton and live sheep, and second largest exporter of lamb. The Australian public are among the biggest consumers of lamb in the world. The off-farm meat value of the Australian sheepmeat industry is $3.9 billion. There are 75 million sheep in Australia.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 13:49, Reply)

OIC
I meant more, why do Australians, who live in very hot climates, need sheep lined boots.

I then answered my own question, but thanks for your input.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 13:51, Reply)

You are most welcome.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 13:54, Reply)