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	I'm hoping so. I keep inviting her out for dinner but she never comes.
 	Because I have a small penis and I'm rubbish with my fingers.
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	are you coming tonight?
 	
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 rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 10:45,
	
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	Another secret bash I'm not invited to :(
 	
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 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 10:47,
	
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	Me too, I'm out of the cool gang again :(
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 10:47,
	
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	Your novelty status has worn off
 	Stibbins is the hot ticket now
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	it's 2 girls going for a drink
 	I think you'd have been out of place
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	Just one cup?
 	
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 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 11:04,
	
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	No
 	As he has a small penis and is rubbish with his fingers
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 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 10:48,
	
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	I have to sellotape two books together and squirt moisturiser between the covers to make a rudimentary masturbation aid.
 	
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	The Great Twatsby
 	
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 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 10:57,
	
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	Superb 
 	
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 10:58,
	
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	Nah, I had my share of our mutual friend last night. Plus I've got a baby to look after and shit.
 	Are you free on the 18th for burritos?
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	yep
 	of course, if you'd sent the kid to boarding school, like a normal person...
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	oh
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 10:56,
	
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	yes?
 	
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 rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 10:57,
	
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	yeah
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 10:57,
	
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	yeah?
 	
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	You sure? You're not going to say you're free and then wimp out at the last minute or something?
 	
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	with work it's always possible
 	but hopefully should be ok that day. I have a big high court hearing at 11am so will need a drink.
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