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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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WELL THIS IS GOOD!!!!
Where the eff are you?

alt. Alright?
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 17:31, 98 replies, latest was 11 years ago)
i'm still at home being ill
I might make an omlette soon
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 17:32, Reply)
the angel keeps making me think it's my b3tabirthday

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 17:33, Reply)
I've never been logged in on my candle day.
Do freetards get candles too?
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 17:40, Reply)
No
In the festive spirit, I'm thinking that maybe I ought to cough up some money and get a pretty picture.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 17:42, Reply)
Yeah, I want a 1p ghost.

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 17:44, Reply)
I can't see anything up at the top there inviting me to donate

(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 17:47, Reply)
clicky
www.b3ta.com/features/faq/#icons
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 17:49, Reply)
Haha!
I've just coughed up and now I'm a rat with sinister ears.

Your turn.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 17:53, Reply)
to me
you always were, dear
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 17:55, Reply)
That's the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me

(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 17:56, Reply)
My card's at home but I will when I get in.

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 18:01, Reply)
Next time I roll up drunk on here I'll check

(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 18:05, Reply)
I'm a man of my word!

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 18:06, Reply)
I'm a man. My word!

(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 18:07, Reply)
how do they know its you sending. might try a faster payment

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 18:11, Reply)
That's a good point. Someone else could have donated, pretending to be TD.

(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 18:13, Reply)
FOILED AGAIN!

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 18:13, Reply)
Do you put your name in the payment ref?
You managed this easy and you're drunk!
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 18:14, Reply)
Paid through paypal - directed me straight through
I wonder what else I can pay for before I come back to what I laughingly call my senses.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 18:19, Reply)
I did a faster payment which probably wont get there til tomorrow.
I'm so excited!
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 18:22, Reply)
If you become a sinister eared rodent I will be cross.
Hang on - frog man is also a sinister eared rodent. That can't be right, surely?
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 18:23, Reply)
There's a choice of three I think.

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 18:26, Reply)
Lets hope you don't get the cartoon Jade Goodey homage, eh?

(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 18:29, Reply)
She was no angel.

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 18:35, Reply)
i had one at the restaurant near me that does GREAT breakfasts
with feta cheese, mushrooms, onions and pesto. I nearly came, it was so fucking good.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 17:51, Reply)
well i had a quorn burrito instead

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 17:53, Reply)
get fucked

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 17:33, Reply)
I was in the pub
Now I'm at home and feeling none too clever, regrettably.

I can't start drinking at 12 and come out upright any more.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 17:37, Reply)
It's been a while but last time I had a good go.
Followed by a bilious coach journey home.
It's the shooters that fuck me. I need to lay off them.
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 17:42, Reply)
It's only half five now
I got the polyester train home with all the call centre people.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 17:44, Reply)
geordiejay is a call centre drone

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 17:49, Reply)
I am a God among insects.

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 17:52, Reply)
I'm on the train about to start the journey home
Alt: no, I'm ill and need lots of sleep so get fucked.
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 17:39, Reply)
No replies? Fuck off then.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 17:49, Reply)
cavy has made me think about those omelettes
that's breakfast on sat morning sorted then.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 17:51, Reply)
Get a room!

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 17:53, Reply)
she loves my eggs

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 17:54, Reply)
I know what I'm getting.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 17:55, Reply)
so do i
you will have an omelette with sausage, bacon, ham and cheese, chips and salad on the side, washed down with a banana milkshake and a diet coke.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 18:15, Reply)
you are a disgusting human being,

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 18:16, Reply)
You are correct on all counts Gill.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 18:16, Reply)
bloo bloo
Hope you feel better, cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 17:53, Reply)
Thanks babes xx

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 17:56, Reply)
Do you go from charing cross? We could not meet and have a pint

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 18:08, Reply)
St Pancras :(
Can't believe we missed each other again.
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 18:09, Reply)
Yeah I don't go that way soz

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 18:11, Reply)
Very occasionally I go to charing cross. Next time I do I will let you know so we can make a firm arrangement to not have a pint.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 18:13, Reply)
Great stuff, I've almost not met 12 people now

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 18:14, Reply)
I keep accidentally actually meeting the counts.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 18:16, Reply)
when are you next in York or Leeds?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 18:28, Reply)
never. so anytime is good for me.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 18:42, Reply)
klbnz

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 18:49, Reply)
In the kitchen cooking my daughter a meal.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 17:40, Reply)
Erm, this is B3ta
Full itinerary on food or GTFO
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 17:41, Reply)
Fish pie (topped with sweet potato), with steamed green beans. Followed by lychees, an apple & an apricot yogurt.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 17:45, Reply)
Lychees are fiddly but lovely.

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 17:48, Reply)
and look like eyeballs

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 17:54, Reply)
Nice in champagne apparently, though I haven't tried.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 18:00, Reply)
Yes they are :)
So is rosewater, but what's the point in watering it down, eh?
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 18:02, Reply)

a meal
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 17:52, Reply)
She was asking to see you earlier.
Trufax.

No idea why, she's a bit young to need advice from a paralegal.
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 17:59, Reply)
Tell her to join the fucking queue

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 18:00, Reply)

Blue balls?
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 18:01, Reply)
BLACK

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 18:01, Reply)
Just have a wank.
Ignore them Catholics who say it's a sin or whatever.
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 18:02, Reply)
AHHHHHHHH
did you get the pic I sent you? she's so cute.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 18:17, Reply)
unlike her stinking shitpit of a dad

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 18:17, Reply)
Just at home afer a long day on the motorways of this fair land...
..Where all of the fuckwits decided to congregate in their fog-coloured cars, driving in fog with no lights on.
Alt: I will be after a couple of mugs of tea.
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 17:59, Reply)
I was in Nother thread
Shit day filled with shitcunts
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 18:01, Reply)
Which thread?
You haven't been here for a good hour or so.

I'm starting to question your loyalty.
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 18:03, Reply)
The one about bonuses and a veiled reference to a bitch fight

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 18:07, Reply)
Get

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 18:06, Reply)
Fucked

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 18:06, Reply)
Yes dear, you said that earlier.
U ok hun? xx
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 18:07, Reply)
He is far from ok jay
We don't like to mention it but he actually has terminal cock cancer
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 18:09, Reply)
which is particularly sad as all of him is cock

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 18:10, Reply)
Train lol

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 18:13, Reply)
that's gonna mess up his good looks.

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 18:12, Reply)
massively

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 18:14, Reply)
YES!!!!

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 18:16, Reply)
oh man
I thought we were tight :'(
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 18:26, Reply)
I AM
you're flapping looser than a trick on her fifteenth john of the night.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 18:30, Reply)
froggles said you have 'a fanny like a burst couch'
And that you 'leak like a fucked fridge'.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 18:33, Reply)
Wait until you've pumped a few kids out of it.
Top of a wellington boot.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 18:42, Reply)
I'm here Gay Jay, here!!! Whoo hoo, over here!!! Look at me!!!
*waves*
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 18:16, Reply)
Alright Xavier

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 18:18, Reply)
Fuck off Xavier the gay bear.
I'm sure you'd be more at home elbow deep in some old man, trussed up like a turkey in a leather sling..
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 18:25, Reply)
I'm not that cunt Xavier.

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 18:35, Reply)
She is very camp.

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 18:36, Reply)
Is Xavier a split-arse?

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 18:40, Reply)
No, I was referring to him as an effeminate gay.

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 18:48, Reply)
FUCK OFF

(Xav loves PhillieJoe, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 18:53, Reply)
+ DUCKIE

(Xav loves PhillieJoe, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 18:55, Reply)
Actually, I'm sure he's a very nice bear.
And not a cunt at all.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 18:38, Reply)
FUCK OFF

(Xav loves PhillieJoe, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 18:53, Reply)
I think it's time someone started a new thread
I reckon I've got about an hour left until I black out.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 18:41, Reply)
The floor's all yours.
(this can be used as a reference to your question AND your drunkenness)
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 18:49, Reply)
Done.

(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 18:58, Reply)

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