Sorted, apart from my own food and drink.
Actually, a last minute dash for the other half's but I know what Im getting.

I am always impeccable.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 11:42, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

Last minute purchase of a hamster and drainpipe?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 11:44, Reply)

Christmas comes but once a Gere

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 11:44, Reply)

Get some Norton AIDS Antivirals.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 11:46, Reply)

oi!

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 11:46, Reply)

You are the sole memeber of the Hamster Appreciation Society.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 11:47, Reply)

Nah there's 2
GRACE FTW
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 11:48, Reply)

totes cute

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 12:05, Reply)

Something about silvery fur or something?

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 12:06, Reply)

pink nose

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 12:07, Reply)

Sniff her whiskers... I dare you.

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 11:49, Reply)

Oh goody! Are we playing splat the rat?

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 11:49, Reply)

*shudders*

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 11:51, Reply)

this could mean so many things
none of them good
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 11:59, Reply)

It used to be one of my best chat up lines...

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 12:13, Reply)

It was said in all innocence.
I meant that stupid game you used to get at fairgrounds where a toy was put down a drainpipe and you had to hit it.

Here are some lovely people trying it right now.
www.better-fundraising-ideas.com/images/Fete-Ideas-Splat-The-Rat.jpg

perverts.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 12:18, Reply)

he's dating dozer?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 12:00, Reply)