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I have christmas lunch tomorrow followed by an afternoon in b3ta bash central, the porterhouse
Then it's family christmas village shopping Santa bollocks, for which I shall arrive completely pissedd
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 13:31,
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STALKATHON
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 13:35,
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I'm going to go and look for him.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 13:36,
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I will be clean shaven as mrs ale has just vetoed my beard
I good always die so young : (
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 13:45,
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clean shaven the one with the enormous thumbprint on their head
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 13:47,
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I know : (
She says it's disgusting, I'm quite proud of it though, it ent even ginger
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 13:50,
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Don't listen to her
They claim they don't like beards but can't help being incredibly aroused by a man with a beard.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 13:52,
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Are you seriously claiming THAT is a beard?
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 13:54,
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The hair growing all over my face?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 13:59,
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Just like YM
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 14:12,
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Don't be silly, she doesn't grow all over my face.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 14:12,
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She gets a right wide on when on mine
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 14:13,
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face arsecrack, like a luxuriant forest
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 14:12,
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It's funny because I do have a hairy bumhole
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 14:17,
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i've never met a man who doesn't
well, whose bumhole I've seen. obviously that is a very small proportion of the men I've actually met.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 14:19,
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Is this working towards me getting you to pay my mortgage?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 14:20,
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i don't do mortgages
they're for plebs
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 14:23,
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Pretty sure mine costs less per year than your service charges.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 14:24,
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service charge and ground rent
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 14:27,
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Beards are bullshit, it's all about stubble
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 13:49,
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I wanted a little plait on my chin
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 13:51,
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Cool, like techno viking
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 13:52,
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Ape In Chains
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 14:05,
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I went to the Porterhouse once
It was well shit
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 13:37,
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I haven't been to one, but I will now as I don't trust you opinion due to your poor taste in everything ever created
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 13:38,
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I like you, frogso
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 13:42,
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I like you too, sexually.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 13:47,
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The wattle and daub wanker is correct on this
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 13:44,
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I didn't think it was your sort of place
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 13:45,
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It's work innit, not got a choice
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 13:45,
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You work with plebs.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 13:53,
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Meh, covent garden is shit for pubs innit
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 13:54,
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^mime^
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 14:12,
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