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I have christmas lunch tomorrow followed by an afternoon in b3ta bash central, the porterhouse
Then it's family christmas village shopping Santa bollocks, for which I shall arrive completely pissedd
(, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 13:31, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
STALKATHON

(, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 13:35, Reply)
I'm going to go and look for him.

(, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 13:36, Reply)
I will be clean shaven as mrs ale has just vetoed my beard
I good always die so young : (
(, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 13:45, Reply)

clean shaven the one with the enormous thumbprint on their head
(, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 13:47, Reply)
I know : (
She says it's disgusting, I'm quite proud of it though, it ent even ginger
(, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 13:50, Reply)
Don't listen to her
They claim they don't like beards but can't help being incredibly aroused by a man with a beard.
(, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 13:52, Reply)
Are you seriously claiming THAT is a beard?

(, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 13:54, Reply)
The hair growing all over my face?

(, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 13:59, Reply)
Just like YM

(, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 14:12, Reply)
Don't be silly, she doesn't grow all over my face.

(, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 14:12, Reply)
She gets a right wide on when on mine

(, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 14:13, Reply)

face arsecrack, like a luxuriant forest
(, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 14:12, Reply)
It's funny because I do have a hairy bumhole

(, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 14:17, Reply)
i've never met a man who doesn't
well, whose bumhole I've seen. obviously that is a very small proportion of the men I've actually met.
(, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 14:19, Reply)
Is this working towards me getting you to pay my mortgage?

(, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 14:20, Reply)
i don't do mortgages
they're for plebs
(, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 14:23, Reply)
Pretty sure mine costs less per year than your service charges.

(, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 14:24, Reply)
service charge and ground rent

(, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 14:27, Reply)
Beards are bullshit, it's all about stubble

(, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 13:49, Reply)
I wanted a little plait on my chin

(, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 13:51, Reply)
Cool, like techno viking

(, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 13:52, Reply)
Ape In Chains

(, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 14:05, Reply)
I went to the Porterhouse once
It was well shit
(, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 13:37, Reply)
I haven't been to one, but I will now as I don't trust you opinion due to your poor taste in everything ever created

(, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 13:38, Reply)
I like you, frogso

(, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 13:42, Reply)
I like you too, sexually.

(, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 13:47, Reply)
The wattle and daub wanker is correct on this

(, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 13:44, Reply)
I didn't think it was your sort of place

(, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 13:45, Reply)
It's work innit, not got a choice

(, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 13:45, Reply)
You work with plebs.

(, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 13:53, Reply)
Meh, covent garden is shit for pubs innit

(, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 13:54, Reply)
^mime^

(, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 14:12, Reply)

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