It's my birthday today \o/
What did you get me?

Alt: weekend chat. How's the day shaping up for you so far?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 14 Dec 2013, 10:13, 58 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

happy birthday b3tharama

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 14 Dec 2013, 10:21, Reply)

Cheers, Neebs,

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 14 Dec 2013, 11:19, Reply)

Happy Birthday.
You should go to the pier for an ice cream.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 14 Dec 2013, 10:50, Reply)

I'm feeding the ducks and havin a coffee
I think that's my equivilant of pier and I scream
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sat 14 Dec 2013, 11:10, Reply)

That sounds like an excellent idea.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 14 Dec 2013, 11:22, Reply)

Happy birthday b3thy-boo!
Are you gonna treat yourself to an extra bucket of krill?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sat 14 Dec 2013, 11:01, Reply)

Brave words, Fotherington-Smythe.
You'll get yours, don't worry.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 14 Dec 2013, 11:19, Reply)

happy birthday! im going for a banana milkshake

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 14 Dec 2013, 11:19, Reply)

That's practically healthy!
Well done. Will there also be cake?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 14 Dec 2013, 11:23, Reply)

Swipe always has cake

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 14 Dec 2013, 11:28, Reply)

how's your girlfriend?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 14 Dec 2013, 11:41, Reply)

none of your beeswax xx

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 14 Dec 2013, 11:44, Reply)

foreveralone

( rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 14 Dec 2013, 11:44, Reply)

none of your beeswax xx

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 14 Dec 2013, 11:45, Reply)

why don't you just buy another hamster?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 14 Dec 2013, 11:49, Reply)

Grace is in great health, ta

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 14 Dec 2013, 11:51, Reply)

poor doozer :'(

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 14 Dec 2013, 11:50, Reply)

alright Jason

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 14 Dec 2013, 11:59, Reply)

oooo'h "ell'o

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 14 Dec 2013, 12:04, Reply)

h'i!

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 14 Dec 2013, 12:04, Reply)

scrub that, omlettes innit

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 14 Dec 2013, 11:42, Reply)

Ew.
That's just wrong.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 14 Dec 2013, 11:45, Reply)

sausage bacon ham cheese omlette with chips? what's not to like!

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 14 Dec 2013, 11:52, Reply)

feta, pesto, mushroom and onion ftw

( rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 14 Dec 2013, 11:58, Reply)

You're both right.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sat 14 Dec 2013, 12:34, Reply)

no, only I am right. I just checked.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 14 Dec 2013, 12:39, Reply)

I'll have you know I'm an expert on omelette,
And frittata, and all egg based food.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sat 14 Dec 2013, 12:41, Reply)

I will have you know I just ate one and it was better than hers.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 14 Dec 2013, 13:11, Reply)

like fuck it was

( rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 14 Dec 2013, 13:43, Reply)

fuckin was

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 14 Dec 2013, 14:28, Reply)

Happy b3thday

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sat 14 Dec 2013, 12:23, Reply)

Happy birthday.
I got you nothing. Soz.

Alt: Ladypig is having her legs waxed, so I'm "shopping". As in, I went to Boswells, bought nothing and wandered off to the pub to wait for her. So far so good. Although my hangover is impeding my enjoyment of this fine establishment
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sat 14 Dec 2013, 12:33, Reply)

I'm on a bus going to football.
So that's interesting.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 14 Dec 2013, 13:18, Reply)

Happy birthday fatty.
I'll gazyou a link to a pic of my manhood you lucky bint.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Sat 14 Dec 2013, 14:24, Reply)

alt: I just cooked an omelette with ham onion bell pepper mexicana cheese and a chipotle
Didn't chop up the chipotle finely enough and chewed on a large chunk, which made my eyes water, which made me rub my eyes with the hand I'd held the chipotle with.

Cue farcical blind staggering into bathroom to wash hands and face.

The rest of it was lovely.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 14 Dec 2013, 15:16, Reply)

You utter flid.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 14 Dec 2013, 17:14, Reply)

I got you some beer
But you didn't turn up so I drank it instead.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sat 14 Dec 2013, 20:02, Reply)

Oh it's your birthday is it? How I wish I had you on facebook so I could wish you a happy one on there too.
Oh wait I do. Mind you its a bit lame isn't it? They could have sent you a card or taken a shit on your doorstep or something. Any twat can write

HAPPY BIRTHDAY SHITMOD!

on b3ta.

Alt. Pretty great I took daughter number one to a birthday party and spent the whole 3 hours staring at the ceiling thinking how great the lights and lasers would be if I still smoked weed or did acid.
( Peej, Sat 14 Dec 2013, 20:28, Reply)