Tis the Season.
I dropped my pass on Friday after work and some lovely girl ran after me for ages to give it back. I had my headphones in so she had no chance of me hearing her. Quite fit too. What a waste.
What's the last act of human kindness you have witnessed?

Alt. What's the last thing to make you do a sad?
I got an email from the local Toby Carvery and they are open on Christmas Day :(
AND they are charging fifty sheets? Like you would ever.

AltAlt. Nah, soz. Too early.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 12:34, 129 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Alt: I'm very sad that the local Toby Carvery has your email address
as I thought better of you.

:(
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 12:36, Reply)

I filled in summat when I was there this year. :(
I should really unsubscribe, but then that's when I will want one again.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 12:37, Reply)

I think it's going to rain today.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 12:38, Reply)

Anyone else's B3ta being slow..?
AND NOT JUST FOR REPLIES!!!!
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 12:38, Reply)

I have only ever driven past a Toby Carvery and that alone made me sad.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 12:39, Reply)

you faggots disgust me

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 12:40, Reply)

gust cussed

And it was a definitive 'NO'
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 12:41, Reply)

strikethrough spasmo

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 12:43, Reply)

I know. Totally not worth the bother.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 12:43, Reply)

smyls

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 12:45, Reply)

Not what you were saying last night...

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 12:41, Reply)

He wasn't saying much last night
what with all the cock in his mouth.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 12:42, Reply)

50 sheets for a Toby? Wow! I suppose the poor bastards working there have to be paid.
I am not a fan of carverys as there are always loads of badgers staggering around causing a queue.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 12:42, Reply)

badgers?

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 12:43, Reply)

Love carverys, do badgers.
That's why they need culling.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 12:45, Reply)

..... I never knew.
well, that smashes the whole debate wide open again, that's for sure.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 12:46, Reply)

Not mighty ones.
badgerbadgerbadger
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 12:45, Reply)

pensioners

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 12:48, Reply)

5.9.83.79/questions/offtopic/post2169956
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 12:47, Reply)

How so?
I can still see women as fit. I have a list of 5 female celebrities I would do.

and the carvery was introduced by one of you lot. I felt rather council. AND it was across the way from an actual mental home.
Dinner and a show.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 12:49, Reply)

would you do them up the clacker though?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 12:51, Reply)

If they paid me enough

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 12:52, Reply)

but yeah, I've been there before. I would see it as nostalgia.

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 12:52, Reply)

What? The people in the mental home?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 12:53, Reply)

Wouldn't be the first time I've fucked a mental.
Just these ones are committed.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 13:00, Reply)

Putting the fun into fundamental

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 13:43, Reply)

all the gay men i know, which must mean it's universally true, still like tits

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 13:05, Reply)

Not as obsessed as some but I see their value.

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 13:07, Reply)

What 5celebs would you do Gayjay?

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 13:06, Reply)

MIla Kunis
Scarlett Johansson
Jennifer Aniston
A young Michelle Pfeiffer
Zooey Deschanel
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 13:09, Reply)

Young eh? Typical gay paedo.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 13:09, Reply)

She hasn't aged well, like the Aniston.

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 13:11, Reply)

Id do Ms Deschanel too.
Does this make me a shirter?
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 13:14, Reply)

No more than usual.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 13:16, Reply)

Three of those look like boys
so hardly much surprise there.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 13:16, Reply)

Which of those 5 effeminate women look like boys?

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 13:31, Reply)

They do when you turn them over

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 13:48, Reply)

Kunis, Johansson and Deschanel all have the bodies of pre-pubescent boys.
I've no idea what Pfieffer looked like young as you haven't specificed how young.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 13:51, Reply)

actually, I'm being a bit harsh on Johansson.
But my point totally stands for Kunis and the Zooey one.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 13:53, Reply)

Either Grease 2 era, or Catwoman

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 13:57, Reply)

yeah .. she'd probably get it.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 13:59, Reply)

I make me sad that those black homosexuals fucked a monkey and made AIDS.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 12:56, Reply)

Typical nignog benders.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 12:58, Reply)

The worst kind of both.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 13:05, Reply)

Andi Peters?
Wow.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 12:59, Reply)

Back in your broom cupboard
CUNT
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 13:09, Reply)

Gotta be some voodoo shit when your cock creates a virus!!

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 13:01, Reply)

Unlike you benders, we normal people know how to use protection so we don't get your vile diseases.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 13:05, Reply)

In froggles case he just has a solo wank.

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 13:07, Reply)

Eggsactly

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 13:09, Reply)

You may want to check the numbers of heterosexuals with HIV :(
*throws condoms*
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 13:10, Reply)

They only catch it from the gay rapists, everyone knows that!

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 13:10, Reply)

It's only rape if you say no.
Which is hard to do through a Rohypnol haze, with a ballgag in your mouth.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 13:13, Reply)

Very professional.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 13:16, Reply)

It was gay monkeys in a black lab making AIDSffs.
Ive never been to a Toby.Are they as bad as b3ta zays, or is this just food snobbery?
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 13:05, Reply)

They're ok. It's a nice roast. You could do the same or better at home.

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 13:08, Reply)

That's the point, it's not.
It's a shit roast. None of the components is good enough. Meat is either shit (see turkey crown or beef) or just OK (see ham). Veg is over done, spuds ain't crispy, cauli cheese is in a white sauce not a proper cheese sauce, gravies are just OK. And it's not buffet which for £14 (based on the quality of the ingredients) is a bit of a piss take.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 13:54, Reply)

We used to have a right laugh on here.

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 13:32, Reply)

Stupid work getting in the way of pissing about

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 13:36, Reply)

Well, that's had its life.
Apparently nobody has dun a sad or seen something good.

Nu fred please.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 14:12, Reply)

Dozer, can you explain the difference between its and it's to Jason please, in as condescending a manner as possible?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 14:14, Reply)

Why don't you, since you revel in it?
I can always just ignore the pair of you?
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 14:17, Reply)

No you can't, you love the attention.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 14:24, Reply)

I't's n'o' p'r'o'b'l'e'm

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 14:25, Reply)

It seem's li,ke yo:u do t.hat anyway';

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 14:25, Reply)

^TG'iGI?!

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 14:29, Reply)

It isn't Friday

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 14:29, Reply)

You have got a job, and you have got shit to do?

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 14:32, Reply)

trips check em

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 14:34, Reply)

I don't really care, soz.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 14:34, Reply)

Just smashed a problems back doors right off

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 14:34, Reply)

b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post2170216
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 14:35, Reply)

Not any more

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 14:35, Reply)

Start a new thread and tell us all about it

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 14:36, Reply)

*calls Rent-a-Ghost*

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 14:34, Reply)

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( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 14:31, Reply)