I've got a co-worker a well LOL secret santa present
I'll not get the credit though, cos secret santa innit. Everyone else'll probably own up though cos they're a bunch of selfish cunts that can't just bask in the joy of giving and have to stand there looking all smug and expecting thanks because they bought a fucking smelly set in a 3 for 2 at Boots. Fucking people.
(Xav loves PhillieJoe, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 15:02, 3 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Everyone knows it was you who got the Jeff Stryker cock and balls.

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 15:04, Reply)

I just googled "Jeff Stryker" at work you utter cockstain
I really should have known better
(Xav loves PhillieJoe, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 15:06, Reply)

It had cock and balls right next to it?
You were expecting My Little Donkey?
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 15:08, Reply)

*grabs mirror for a little self-belming time*

(Xav loves PhillieJoe, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 15:09, Reply)

Give him a minute, he's googling "my little donkey cock and balls" right now

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 15:10, Reply)

I'll get to that in a minute
I'm just checking the dictionary, apparently some words have been removed.
(Xav loves PhillieJoe, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 15:11, Reply)

i think my christmas present from someone was the 3rd in a 3 for 2
I got sent photographic evidence :(
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 15:04, Reply)

It's what they paid for it that counts.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 15:05, Reply)

IT WAS JUST A FUCKING BAG

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 15:05, Reply)

Whoa. Normal condoms not enough for you eh?
Must be a gusher.
(Xav loves PhillieJoe, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 15:12, Reply)

No I require extra small.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 15:17, Reply)

i just get an empty bag?
I must have been a very bad girl this year :(
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 15:25, Reply)

You have presents. Plural.
I'd like an empty bag please.
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 15:26, Reply)

that almost sounds rude

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 15:27, Reply)

O RLY?

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 15:27, Reply)

i don't think your purple jumper likes my washing machine :(

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 15:30, Reply)

I knew you'd fuck it up >:(

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 15:31, Reply)

i'm only kidding
it's still in the machine
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 15:32, Reply)

I bet you have fucked it up nonetheless.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 15:33, Reply)

DO YOUR OWN SODDING WASHING THEN
YEAH I WENT THERE
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 15:45, Reply)

THAT WAS MY SUGGESTION

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 15:46, Reply)

I can't believe you're actually discussing your washing on here
I'd say it was a new low but .. this is b3ta.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 15:34, Reply)

It's not washing as such, it's her inability to read a fucking label

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 15:35, Reply)

to quote the great homer simpson
"just because I don't care doesn't mean I don't understand"
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 15:37, Reply)

To quote the great me, "Shut up Gillian"

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 15:38, Reply)

to quote the great ting tings, "that's not my name"

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 15:45, Reply)

yer i know

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 15:47, Reply)

it's just a low grade wind-up

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 15:37, Reply)

WHAT IS IT THEN?!?!?!

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 15:04, Reply)

I've lost interest already

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 15:05, Reply)

I can't tell
You might be him for all I know
(Xav loves PhillieJoe, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 15:07, Reply)

No, I'm me, not him.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 15:23, Reply)