same thing really

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 21:29, 3 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Hardly

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 21:29, Reply)

think of it like the autism spectrum
everyone from oxford north is on it; from awkward midlanders, to aspergus northerns through to full on bed wetting autists in scotchland
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 21:32, Reply)

what about the posh ones?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 21:32, Reply)

no such thing

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 21:33, Reply)

OI

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 21:33, Reply)

what?
You're from Cheshire, the Essex of the north.

That's like an illness not just being cancer, but being cancer of the arsehole
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 21:35, Reply)

I was born in Chester, mums from Essex, suck my balls.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 21:38, Reply)

she already has

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 21:39, Reply)

It's a hard life.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 21:40, Reply)

I dispute that.
I went to Robert Gordons and have friends that went to Fettes and Gordonstoun.

Those three schools alone are far posher than any minor 'public' school your mater and pater sent you to xx
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 21:34, Reply)

you lose this argument pure;y for using teh word 'posh' which always marks someone out as a terrible commoner

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 21:35, Reply)

I was talking to you in your own language

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 21:36, Reply)

you really weren't sweet cheeks

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 21:39, Reply)

No, you're right, I wasn't.
It was spelled correctly and bore the correct punctuation as well.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 21:42, Reply)

upset^

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 21:43, Reply)

^ attended a middle of the road minor independent school ^

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 21:45, Reply)

very upset^

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 21:46, Reply)

^ not as upset as your parents were when you got your A Level results ^

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 21:47, Reply)

so upset needs to make assumptions^

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 21:48, Reply)

^ only just scraped in to UWE via clearing ^

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 21:50, Reply)

financial admin assistant^

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 21:51, Reply)

^ haha! ^
Tell me, when are you due to remortgage?

I can get on to Trigold, find you the best deal.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 21:52, Reply)

well that's weird I was about to email my broker...

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 21:54, Reply)

fair enough
is he fee based or commission?

who's he with?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 21:56, Reply)

Company called Orchard Property & financial services
and commission if I remember correctly
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 22:00, Reply)

hmm
MMR is going to do to mortgage advice what RDR did to financial advice innit bruvva.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 22:03, Reply)

totes

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 22:05, Reply)

Bore is correct.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 21:44, Reply)

ER NO IT IS NOT
WE DON'T WANT THEM ANY MORE THAN YOU DO.

maybe it should be the English voting on devolution, not the scotches...
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 21:31, Reply)

yer, the scots don't want the flat cap cunts either innit

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 21:31, Reply)

I am clicking this post

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 21:32, Reply)

clicking this post soon to be a eunuch
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 21:33, Reply)

If you cut my penis off I will be VERY UNHAPPY, so be warned.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 21:34, Reply)

You're supposed to suck, not bite

(katie hopkins telling it where its at, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 21:34, Reply)

the scots don't want you?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 21:32, Reply)

the Scots don't want the Mancland 'Cheshire, ya' cunts
Or the Geordie mackem Sutcliffe wankers.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 21:33, Reply)

no
they just want their taxes
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 21:34, Reply)

but........ you moved there
to the land of the flat cap

away from your beloved scotchland
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 21:32, Reply)

They needed a replacement self important boring wanker to replace you.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 21:33, Reply)

i'm not flat cap country
i'm plastic tits and orange skin country
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 21:34, Reply)

or 'Kensington' as it also known

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 21:35, Reply)

How come you only got the hair then?

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 21:35, Reply)

you're from Basildon?

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 21:35, Reply)

That was my immediate thought, despite being familiar with her Gallagher voice.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 21:36, Reply)

Has she cooked you lasagne?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 21:37, Reply)

Why?

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 21:39, Reply)

What a life it would be if you would come to mine for tea I'll pick you up at half past three we'll 'ave lasagne

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 21:40, Reply)

Oh yer, oasis Innit?
Anyway, yes she has, so, well done.
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 21:42, Reply)

haha!
I'll treat you like a queen, I'll bring you strawberries and cream.

Ye fookin' prick.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 21:43, Reply)

warmer climes innit

(katie hopkins telling it where its at, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 21:33, Reply)

Oh yer.
and which part of North Africa is York in then?
( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Mon 16 Dec 2013, 21:36, Reply)

that ent me
And York is the whitest city in the North.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 21:37, Reply)

Clearly you have never been north of Carlisle
It's proper cold. Yorkshire is balmy by comparison
(katie hopkins telling it where its at, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 21:38, Reply)

Thought you was Plummy which just goes to show

that with cunts like you it's pointless anybody having usernames on here.
Change it for your number, you'll have more relevance.
Also, I'm from Edinburgh so your assumptions are even more shite than mine.
( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Mon 16 Dec 2013, 21:46, Reply)

yeah
how's things going down in Luton
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 21:32, Reply)