I get the odd bottles of wine from suppliers occasionally, but that seems to be on the wane in recent years
Some cunts sent me a calendar once.
A fucking calendar!
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 17 Dec 2013, 10:21, 4 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

I got some salt. Yeah, salt.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 17 Dec 2013, 10:22, Reply)

one of my colleagues does a lot of work for a big haulage company
they send her a massive toy truck every year, they're actually really rather nice. we all secretly want to play with them.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 17 Dec 2013, 10:23, Reply)

about 7 years ago a supplier sent me and the other guys in IT those micro scooters. I still have it unopened in its box.
My kids don't want it. I can't decide whether it was a bad or good gift. I suppose me and the guys could have raced them up the corridors of the school I worked in at the time, but we didn't.
( Peej, Tue 17 Dec 2013, 10:25, Reply)

that's odd, my nieces and nephew LOVE their micro scooters
are they a bit too young for it still?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 17 Dec 2013, 10:27, Reply)

No they're just not pink and princessy enough

( Peej, Tue 17 Dec 2013, 10:32, Reply)

oh
now, where's badger. he will be able to tell you that this is entirely your fault, because you have indoctrinated them into liking pink princess things and children have no inherent tastes of their own...

*lights touch paper*

*retires*
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 17 Dec 2013, 10:33, Reply)

Totes.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 17 Dec 2013, 10:37, Reply)

oh come on!

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 17 Dec 2013, 10:38, Reply)

Devil's advocatting is no fun the second time around.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 17 Dec 2013, 10:39, Reply)

imma read this as
"my own daughter has proven me wrong and i am scoffing humble pie"
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 17 Dec 2013, 10:41, Reply)

You won't.
My daughter has fairly little say in what she wears. So jeans and a tshirt.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 17 Dec 2013, 10:44, Reply)

Now the's 27 I really think you should give her more choice.

( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Tue 17 Dec 2013, 10:53, Reply)

To be honest
First time wasn't so hot either
(The Devils Advocate Blahblahblahblahblah, Tue 17 Dec 2013, 10:51, Reply)

Nowt to do with me
Its all down to the mother and and mothers mother. Couple of wannabe disney princesses if I ever saw one.

I only play gender neutral games with them like "Wind up the child by calling it a slug until it cries" and "Pretend to be a lion/dinosaur/zombie attacking child until it wets itself"
( Peej, Tue 17 Dec 2013, 11:10, Reply)

My daughter has a toy monkey she takes to bed
I was tucking her in last night and asked "Have you got your monkey?"

"Yes Dad"

"I was talking to him" *points*

Dad 1 v 0 Kid
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 17 Dec 2013, 11:13, Reply)

We give out calendars each year
I was Miss October
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 17 Dec 2013, 10:27, Reply)

Cor

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 17 Dec 2013, 10:31, Reply)

Damn straight
I was also the centrefold for Temple Park leisure centre's bistro
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 17 Dec 2013, 10:32, Reply)