soz, I thought you'd like it

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 17 Dec 2013, 12:12, 1 reply, 11 years ago)

This is funny on 2 levels,
As you are a cock and have gazzed me.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 17 Dec 2013, 12:14, Reply)

'funny' is a strong word

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 17 Dec 2013, 12:15, Reply)

Yrah

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 17 Dec 2013, 12:16, Reply)

How are you doz?

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 17 Dec 2013, 12:16, Reply)

alright ta
You?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 17 Dec 2013, 12:17, Reply)

Not bad,
Can't wait for Friday, got like 2 weeks off for Christmas for the first time since I was 18. It's gonna be awesome.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 17 Dec 2013, 12:20, Reply)

I still need to book my chrimmybobs hollipoos
I only have two days annual leave left :'(
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 17 Dec 2013, 12:22, Reply)

Do your family like to see you?
Maybe give them a nice present and volunteer to work over the holiday?
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 17 Dec 2013, 12:25, Reply)

nah, they dig me innit windlez

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 17 Dec 2013, 12:29, Reply)

This means you will be on here more, yes?














I wont
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 17 Dec 2013, 12:33, Reply)

I do like a double edged sword.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 17 Dec 2013, 12:34, Reply)

...because your housing association 'studio flat' doesn't have broadband

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 17 Dec 2013, 12:35, Reply)

You're a bit of a snob when it comes to property aren't you?

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Tue 17 Dec 2013, 12:38, Reply)

It's because of his valuable house in a desirable area of York

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 17 Dec 2013, 12:40, Reply)

Nah I wasn't being sarcastic I've met dozer he's a nice guy it's just he seemz to share sRory's snobbery re social housing.
Just saying.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Tue 17 Dec 2013, 12:44, Reply)

rory isn't shallow or snobby, BP
do get your facts correct
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 17 Dec 2013, 12:48, Reply)

I have no beef with social housing.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 17 Dec 2013, 12:56, Reply)

if you were buying an apartment in a new development that had a percentage of social housing
would you choose an apartment next door to the social housing properties, or at the other end of the development?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 17 Dec 2013, 12:57, Reply)

I wouldn't buy an apartment.
How common.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 17 Dec 2013, 12:59, Reply)

I wouldn't want to live near any sort of social housing
Imagine the crime and filth they would all produce
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 17 Dec 2013, 13:11, Reply)

discarded betting slips and lotto tickets, red top papers snapping in the wind, crushed lager cans and shaven-headed hourly waged workers wearing replica football tops
Nylon, despair and 'premium lager'.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 17 Dec 2013, 13:15, Reply)

Exactly this

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 17 Dec 2013, 13:17, Reply)

Rory is an equal opportunities cunt.
He will abuse you for SOMETHING, without fear or prejudice. He's just as happy to abuse GJ for his povvo bumsexualism as he is Swipe for her entitled Sloaney hetero sluttery.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 17 Dec 2013, 13:43, Reply)

it's actually a bedsit in Bell Farm

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 17 Dec 2013, 12:45, Reply)

See also: literature, music, whisky etc.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 17 Dec 2013, 12:41, Reply)

this is funny, coming from the biggest snob on off topic

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 17 Dec 2013, 12:49, Reply)

Yeah, but Batso's snobbery is the classic nouveau riche kind, where the price tag is everything.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 17 Dec 2013, 12:50, Reply)

quite

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 17 Dec 2013, 12:51, Reply)

it's just a bit of gentle teasing

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 17 Dec 2013, 12:44, Reply)

You'd love a bit of gentle teasing

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 17 Dec 2013, 12:50, Reply)

no matter how much he runs his hamster's twitching nose around his rusty balloon knot, it's just not the same

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 17 Dec 2013, 12:51, Reply)

You are Rory aicmfp.

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Tue 17 Dec 2013, 12:54, Reply)

That's the real Doozey, I've clicked on one so it comes up purple
Matron.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 17 Dec 2013, 12:56, Reply)

EVERYTHING.

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 17 Dec 2013, 12:49, Reply)

Zzzzzzzz.
Actually, it's because I will be too busy having fun with real life people, instead of sneering over my sprouts on a messageboard.

I might pop on just to be social, though.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 17 Dec 2013, 12:49, Reply)

what?
So you won't be on here except for when you're on here?

On the plus side, Ringofyre should be off the step by Christmas, fingers crossed for another festive antipodean breakdown.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 17 Dec 2013, 12:54, Reply)

Accounts deleted innit

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 17 Dec 2013, 12:55, Reply)

woah
Both of them?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 17 Dec 2013, 12:56, Reply)

That was his first mistake...

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 17 Dec 2013, 12:57, Reply)

so Fairholme no longer has Misery McUglywife or Sockpuppet?
What does he do with the additional 16 hours a day?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 17 Dec 2013, 12:58, Reply)

Stockpiles automatic weapons

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 17 Dec 2013, 13:09, Reply)