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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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My favourite Dad's Army themed fish is pike.
What's your favourite sitcom-based fish?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 18 Dec 2013, 18:05, 103 replies, latest was 11 years ago)
Some mothers do have tuna

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 18 Dec 2013, 18:11, Reply)
Blackaddercod

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 18 Dec 2013, 18:11, Reply)
Only fools and blue marlin

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 18 Dec 2013, 18:12, Reply)
Coronation bream

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 18 Dec 2013, 18:12, Reply)
2.4 jellyfish

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 18 Dec 2013, 18:13, Reply)
Fawlty sea bass

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 18 Dec 2013, 18:13, Reply)
The big haddock theory

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 18 Dec 2013, 18:14, Reply)
I dunno

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 18 Dec 2013, 18:14, Reply)
The Great British Hake Off

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 18 Dec 2013, 19:14, Reply)
Dear John Dory

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 18 Dec 2013, 19:15, Reply)
I am currently enjoying watching Frank trolling H from Steps on facebook.

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 18 Dec 2013, 18:48, Reply)
Link please.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 18 Dec 2013, 18:49, Reply)
..
www.facebook.com/OfficialIanHWatkins

And then the 'posts by others' section. I'll let you work the rest out.
(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 18 Dec 2013, 18:54, Reply)
That's quite lol

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 18 Dec 2013, 18:58, Reply)
Would love to join in with this, but I don't want the police banging on my door after H commits suicide
I'll let the braver souls carry on the good works
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 18 Dec 2013, 19:01, Reply)
Same here, plus I don't want you cunts knowing who I am.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 18 Dec 2013, 19:02, Reply)
Very wise. I hope you've taken this to the level of not even letting swipe know your real name.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 18 Dec 2013, 19:06, Reply)
She still thinks I'm called David LOL

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 18 Dec 2013, 19:07, Reply)
Ah, that's why she was complaining about 'David premature' recently
Wasn't sure who she was talking about.
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 18 Dec 2013, 19:09, Reply)
Oh that's certainly about me, not my name though obviously, I'm not a complete idiot

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 18 Dec 2013, 19:12, Reply)
'Premature for whom exactly?' is the expression I believe.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 18 Dec 2013, 19:13, Reply)
Too late, Richard

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 18 Dec 2013, 19:07, Reply)
Woah

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 18 Dec 2013, 19:08, Reply)
Check 'em

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 18 Dec 2013, 19:09, Reply)
Ta.
Whilst I'm not exactly Frank's biggest fan, I must admit this is good work.
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 18 Dec 2013, 19:03, Reply)
Frank, when he puts his mind to it, is a master of the craft.

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 18 Dec 2013, 19:25, Reply)

b3ta.com/talk/5154970
(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 18 Dec 2013, 19:26, Reply)
Outrage paradox indeed.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 18 Dec 2013, 20:30, Reply)
looks like his posts have gone

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 18 Dec 2013, 19:08, Reply)
Nope, it's still there.

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 18 Dec 2013, 19:28, Reply)
nah, gone

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 18 Dec 2013, 19:29, Reply)
It's totes still coming up on my feed.

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 18 Dec 2013, 19:32, Reply)
and still on the page.
They must have a 'feet under size 16' rule.
(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 18 Dec 2013, 19:33, Reply)
really? I totes cannae see it

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 18 Dec 2013, 19:36, Reply)


(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 18 Dec 2013, 20:38, Reply)


(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 18 Dec 2013, 20:39, Reply)
Fucking hell.
Not hard to work out which one he is mind, is it?!
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 18 Dec 2013, 18:52, Reply)
Nor you

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 18 Dec 2013, 19:51, Reply)
Boo. deleted

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 18 Dec 2013, 19:09, Reply)
Come on you cunts, make an effort.
Only Fools and Sea Horses.
Are You Bream Served.
Some Mothers Do Haddock.
George and Pilchard.
Not Going Trout.
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Wed 18 Dec 2013, 19:31, Reply)
No Plaice Like Home

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 18 Dec 2013, 19:37, Reply)
waiting for cod

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 18 Dec 2013, 19:42, Reply)
30 rock (salmon)

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 18 Dec 2013, 19:44, Reply)
bread(ed)

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 18 Dec 2013, 19:45, Reply)
Men Behave Ling Badly.

(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Wed 18 Dec 2013, 19:44, Reply)
Drop the Dead Dory

(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Wed 18 Dec 2013, 19:45, Reply)
The Thin Blue Marlin

(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Wed 18 Dec 2013, 19:46, Reply)
clickin dis

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 18 Dec 2013, 19:46, Reply)
I did 'Dear John Dory' up there

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 18 Dec 2013, 19:46, Reply)
Red (snapper) Dwarf

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 18 Dec 2013, 19:46, Reply)
My best effort IMHO is
Peking Duck Appearances
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Wed 18 Dec 2013, 19:47, Reply)
clickin dis

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 18 Dec 2013, 19:52, Reply)
Oh ta matey

(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Wed 18 Dec 2013, 21:40, Reply)
Bottom (Feeder).

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 18 Dec 2013, 19:49, Reply)
but enough about your sex life

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 18 Dec 2013, 19:58, Reply)
THE VICAR OF DABLEY

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 18 Dec 2013, 20:25, Reply)
Likin'

(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Wed 18 Dec 2013, 21:41, Reply)
The Curb Your Enthusiasm episode with the shrimp

(SculptureOfMan Mmhmm, this IS a tasty burger!, Wed 18 Dec 2013, 20:30, Reply)
Oh, it seems I didn't get the actual intention of this topic
Never mind.

I'm Salmon Partridge
(SculptureOfMan Mmhmm, this IS a tasty burger!, Wed 18 Dec 2013, 20:30, Reply)
Hello.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 18 Dec 2013, 21:09, Reply)
I don't like fish or sitcoms.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 18 Dec 2013, 21:01, Reply)
Or you.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 18 Dec 2013, 21:01, Reply)
Well really I'm deeply hurt :(

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 18 Dec 2013, 21:04, Reply)
Nah, you're alright.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 18 Dec 2013, 21:07, Reply)
Alright young piggy
How's life in the windy household?
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 18 Dec 2013, 21:08, Reply)
It's alright,
Bit hard work, lady pig is struggling after being knocked off her bike, and I'm doing some long hours so I'm knackered doing all the house stuff and cooking and shit. But I've got a week or so off over christlemas that I'm looking forward to.

How are you getting on?
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 18 Dec 2013, 21:10, Reply)
She rides a bike with her eyesight?
Glad to hear the job thing is working out are they keeping you kinda local or are you all over the shop?
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 18 Dec 2013, 21:13, Reply)
All over the shop,
Did almost 2 weeks in Somerset, 5 hours driving a day. Not fun. But they do pay driving time so it's not too bad.

Yeah, scares me that she rides, but she's always been very safe and careful, and there's no way I'm going to tell her to stop her only form of transport.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 18 Dec 2013, 21:16, Reply)
Ha ha I bet you was only there for one day, but you had to had to make 13 days worth of orbits
to find the speed to sling shot out of B3ths gravitational pull
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 18 Dec 2013, 21:20, Reply)
Haha.
How are you doing?
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 18 Dec 2013, 21:24, Reply)
Lets just say my glass is half full and leave it at that shall we

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 18 Dec 2013, 21:26, Reply)
Fair enough.
You got anything nice over christlecrazy?
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 18 Dec 2013, 21:28, Reply)
Truth be told just spending some quality time with the family will be nice
well that and copious amounts of food and alcohol of course, be nice to not have to spend a week or so not battling on the M1, A1, M42, M6 & M5 and don't even let me get started with Norfolk roads
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 18 Dec 2013, 21:34, Reply)
ha,
I've been pretty luck driving, on the road usually pretty early and going away from traffic, except when having to traverse the M27 which happens to be populated entirely by fucking cunts.
I'm sure I'll have a problem Friday as I'm gonna be in Gloucester, which is shit.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 18 Dec 2013, 21:39, Reply)
alright

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 18 Dec 2013, 21:19, Reply)
Alright doz.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 18 Dec 2013, 21:20, Reply)
Yeah I'm alright and all
Thanks for asking :(
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 18 Dec 2013, 21:21, Reply)
it was an open 'alright'

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 18 Dec 2013, 21:21, Reply)
*sniffs* yeah sure IT WAS

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 18 Dec 2013, 21:23, Reply)
alright HH

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 18 Dec 2013, 21:23, Reply)
Yeah not to bad thanks, you?

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 18 Dec 2013, 21:26, Reply)
^ needy

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 18 Dec 2013, 21:38, Reply)
^weedy^

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 18 Dec 2013, 21:40, Reply)
^ paedy

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 18 Dec 2013, 21:44, Reply)
You can piss off and all
alright TuiY, how's the record sales going?
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 18 Dec 2013, 21:41, Reply)
Marginally better than expected.
Frog bought one to impress his girlfriend
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 18 Dec 2013, 21:43, Reply)
i have been kept well away from it
I don't think he wants to get dumped
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 18 Dec 2013, 21:45, Reply)
He's scared you'll fall for me after one listen?
That's silly.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 18 Dec 2013, 21:47, Reply)
I wanted frog and you stole him from me.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 18 Dec 2013, 21:49, Reply)
Don't worry, he's still taking offers from other board members

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 18 Dec 2013, 21:51, Reply)
Sorry tangles, you have not made it through to the next round :(

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 18 Dec 2013, 22:05, Reply)
But I gave 110% :(

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 18 Dec 2013, 22:06, Reply)
I just think you aren't ready yet, you aren't the full package, but I have a funny feeling this won't be the last we see of you. Good luck.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 18 Dec 2013, 22:08, Reply)
I want to thank you for giving me this opportunity and I won't give up, I'll be back again next year, it's what my granny would've wanted

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 18 Dec 2013, 22:11, Reply)
*one of the many Coldplay piano bits plays*

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 18 Dec 2013, 22:13, Reply)
Let's have a look at a montage of some of my best moments
b3ta.com/search/posts/68951/best
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 18 Dec 2013, 22:20, Reply)
^ Jessie Ware ^

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 18 Dec 2013, 22:08, Reply)
+ on
OBVS
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 18 Dec 2013, 21:51, Reply)
Nice to hear it, I'm not only going to a Roy Ayres gig this Sunday coming
I'm meeting up with him and his entourage for Sunday dinner
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 18 Dec 2013, 21:50, Reply)
You're working in catering now?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 18 Dec 2013, 21:52, Reply)
A small a town in Northamptonshire, why would you think that?

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 18 Dec 2013, 21:53, Reply)
oi frog you prick
That record still ent here.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 18 Dec 2013, 22:01, Reply)
:(

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 18 Dec 2013, 22:10, Reply)

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