How about a news thread?
Tulisa says "I didn't do it"

www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-25448563

Also, her saying she will have to move after reading out her address. Not likely pet.
Also, describing Mike GLC as a Musician!

Also www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-25448658

What are your thoughts on the artists depiction? *edited because racist*

You terrible racist.

Alt. Alright?
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 19 Dec 2013, 12:43, 45 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

^UPSET^

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 19 Dec 2013, 12:47, Reply)

Dunno who you are, soz.

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 19 Dec 2013, 12:50, Reply)

Oh for goodness sake Jason, who's upset you this time?

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 19 Dec 2013, 12:50, Reply)

Alright Geordie.
It's Christmas time,
There's every need to be afraid
This Christmas time
'Cos in my office of muppets
There's a stupid amount of work
And I'm going to kill them all
This Christmas time! (God say a prayer!)

I've always wondered about that asking saints and stuff to pray for you. I mean - they're in heaven now. And aren't we all part of god anyway? So what will their prayers do? Religion is like totez lol (BUT NOT IN AN IAN WATKINS WAY!).

EFIT: I'm not going to kill everyone. This is just a metaphor as an expression of my frustration.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 19 Dec 2013, 12:57, Reply)

Doesn't rhyme m8.
There's some proper negative bastards in the office today. Why bring your home and life misery into work? Cunts.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 19 Dec 2013, 12:58, Reply)

I like the attitude of
"You made a slight mistake here, but instead of quietly pointing it out for you to correct, I'm going to send an email to the whole team, highlighting the mistake that you personally have made."
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 19 Dec 2013, 13:20, Reply)

How else do minions and drones ever learn unless they are disgraced in the most public manner?

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 19 Dec 2013, 13:22, Reply)

There won't be snow in Africa this Christmas time.
Well, that's a given really.

The greatest gift they'll get this year is life.
Why do they want to be alive, living in famine? Maybe they should stop fucking and bringing more kids into poverty. Or do it up the arse. Or just not spunk up her.

In fact, fuck giving them money and new wells, send 'em condoms!
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 19 Dec 2013, 13:00, Reply)

Oh so they're black and have big lips so you think they look like Simians.
YOU UTTER FUCKING RACIST! MODS!
( Peej, Thu 19 Dec 2013, 12:59, Reply)

Look at the brows too. Don't be blaming me. Blame that racist being employed by the courts.

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 19 Dec 2013, 13:01, Reply)

You're the only one comparing them to Simians!

( Peej, Thu 19 Dec 2013, 13:04, Reply)

There is no worse racist than an upset racist.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 19 Dec 2013, 13:07, Reply)

I ent racist. I don't like any of them.

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 19 Dec 2013, 13:09, Reply)

'Them'? I'm shocked at your bigotry, what with you being a right queer bender and all.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 19 Dec 2013, 13:11, Reply)

+upset

( Peej, Thu 19 Dec 2013, 13:16, Reply)

Correct. I won't edit it though, only queer upset racists do that.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 19 Dec 2013, 13:17, Reply)

You can be racist against everyone
ULTRA RACIST!
( Peej, Thu 19 Dec 2013, 13:12, Reply)

That's my super hero alter ego.

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 19 Dec 2013, 13:12, Reply)

Yeah that was a bit racist, probs. *edited*
But I'M NOT THOUGH!!
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 19 Dec 2013, 13:11, Reply)

^^ upset

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 19 Dec 2013, 13:12, Reply)

Edited? One of them closet racists are ya? Ashamed of your outrageous views.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 19 Dec 2013, 13:13, Reply)

*rustles Daily Mail*
I'm quite sure I have NO idea what you're on about.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 19 Dec 2013, 13:16, Reply)

Oh so one minute you're saying they look simian and the next you're editing it
No conviction thats your problem. Next you'll be turning straight because we tell you being a bender is morally wrong.
( Peej, Thu 19 Dec 2013, 13:15, Reply)

Never gonna happen

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 19 Dec 2013, 13:16, Reply)

Whatever you say flip flopper!

( Peej, Thu 19 Dec 2013, 13:17, Reply)

Alright kids.

( wanderlust, Thu 19 Dec 2013, 13:12, Reply)

Alright wanderlust

(Xav loves PhillieJoe, Thu 19 Dec 2013, 13:13, Reply)

How's tricks?

( wanderlust, Thu 19 Dec 2013, 13:15, Reply)

Great thanks!
I just had a turkey and cranberry inna bun thing. How are you?
(Xav loves PhillieJoe, Thu 19 Dec 2013, 14:20, Reply)

Heya lusty!

( Peej, Thu 19 Dec 2013, 13:15, Reply)

alright love.
Hows you?
( wanderlust, Thu 19 Dec 2013, 13:16, Reply)

Knackered
Wife and kids ill, all work no play and no sleep. HOW ARE YOU!
( Peej, Thu 19 Dec 2013, 13:18, Reply)

Also knackered,
I've worked 30 hours over the last two days. I hate Christmas, and people, and drunk people especially.

I want to die.

Otherwise fine though.
( wanderlust, Thu 19 Dec 2013, 13:20, Reply)

Drunk Christmas folk are the worst.
This weekend will be the bad one for you so if you are working that, hope it's not too bad
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 19 Dec 2013, 13:22, Reply)

Oh I see? Not content with lambasting and stereotyping black people, now you're having a go at 'Drunk Christmas Folk'?
You are showing what a nasty piece of work you really are Jason, I'm saddened by this attitude.
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 19 Dec 2013, 13:24, Reply)

Amphibians can fuck off as well!

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 19 Dec 2013, 13:31, Reply)

Last Friday was the worst day I have had at work ever.
Oh actually maybe Tuesday was.

We have one more dinner for 60 tonight and then that's the last of the parties over and done with. I am hoping it's old people who don't want to drink, just eat and fuck off home. I don't think that's going to happen though :(
( wanderlust, Thu 19 Dec 2013, 13:25, Reply)

Just break some Kalms into their meal.

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 19 Dec 2013, 13:32, Reply)

Quick, jump on a train to Cornwall and have a break.

( Peej, Thu 19 Dec 2013, 13:22, Reply)

I would love to do this.
I'm not looking after your ill wife though.
( wanderlust, Thu 19 Dec 2013, 13:27, Reply)

She'll be better by the weekend

( Peej, Thu 19 Dec 2013, 13:29, Reply)

Alright?
Had to go to the pub for a mender or four
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 19 Dec 2013, 13:46, Reply)

I've agreed with my brother to sample some mead when I next visit him - is it worth it?

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 19 Dec 2013, 13:49, Reply)

I've never had mead

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 19 Dec 2013, 13:50, Reply)

My mate makes it. Headwrecker.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 19 Dec 2013, 13:50, Reply)

I like Mead. Nice and warming.

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 19 Dec 2013, 13:54, Reply)

You're always in the pub with your work.

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 19 Dec 2013, 13:49, Reply)

and?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 19 Dec 2013, 13:50, Reply)

I'm jealous.

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 19 Dec 2013, 13:54, Reply)

so far today I have found 3 £5 notes

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 19 Dec 2013, 14:23, Reply)

where?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 19 Dec 2013, 14:41, Reply)

tucked in his thong

(Xav loves PhillieJoe, Thu 19 Dec 2013, 14:51, Reply)