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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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cook more, get some of the jobs done on my flat, keep a plant alive
My roast beef is in the slow cooker. Proper man cooking; for "peel trim and smash 3 garlic cloves" I used a 16oz claw hammer.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 20 Dec 2013, 10:57, 3 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
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why do you have a 16oz claw hammer? how many hookers are under the floorboards of your flat?
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 20 Dec 2013, 10:58, Reply)
None
Slow cooker
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 20 Dec 2013, 10:59, Reply)
urrrrrrrrgh
floppy brisket
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 20 Dec 2013, 11:02, Reply)
Poor Frog

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 20 Dec 2013, 11:10, Reply)
he loves it

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 20 Dec 2013, 11:20, Reply)
Because I got mocked for assembling furniture with a saucepan

(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 20 Dec 2013, 11:04, Reply)
pah
I put up a bookcase using a garlic press
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 20 Dec 2013, 11:10, Reply)
Exactly
If it's heavy and has a flat bit, it's a hammer.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 20 Dec 2013, 11:18, Reply)

l it +um a hammer swipe
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 20 Dec 2013, 11:20, Reply)
fuck off you inordinately hairy beastmancuntthing

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 20 Dec 2013, 11:20, Reply)
xx

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 20 Dec 2013, 11:23, Reply)
Get a cactus. Where can you go wrong there?

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 20 Dec 2013, 10:59, Reply)
I need a slow cooker

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 20 Dec 2013, 10:59, Reply)
i have one that my aunt gave me
I've never used it, as vegetarian food is not so good in a slow cooker. come to London and you can have it for free!
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 20 Dec 2013, 11:02, Reply)
Careful porto, it's a trap

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 20 Dec 2013, 11:02, Reply)
just because you never got an invite

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 20 Dec 2013, 11:03, Reply)
I already have one that I never use, why would I want another?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 20 Dec 2013, 11:13, Reply)
*Akbars*

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 20 Dec 2013, 11:10, Reply)
You could do excellent soups in it

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 20 Dec 2013, 11:08, Reply)
Yep.

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 20 Dec 2013, 11:09, Reply)
I like the way you imply that you never use it because it's bad for vegetarian food
whereas actually it's because you never cook.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 20 Dec 2013, 11:28, Reply)
you really do
excellent in the winter for hearty stews and casseroles, and the meat is cheaper because it can be old and tough and still comes out lovely.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 20 Dec 2013, 11:07, Reply)
*writes to Santa*

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 20 Dec 2013, 11:08, Reply)
why would you buy old, tough meat?

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 20 Dec 2013, 11:22, Reply)
I dunno, you still get laid every now and then right?

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Fri 20 Dec 2013, 11:26, Reply)
READ TANGLES' SIG

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 20 Dec 2013, 11:27, Reply)
Right on, sister!

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 20 Dec 2013, 11:27, Reply)
More flavour, innit, but the toughness is usually the downside so it's cheaper.
hence the slow cooker being awesome.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 20 Dec 2013, 11:29, Reply)
I'll break down your connecting tissue in a minute.....

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 20 Dec 2013, 11:30, Reply)
It can be more tasty and is cheaper

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 20 Dec 2013, 11:29, Reply)

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