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Just got to a buffet starting at 12.00 there's 5 of us and they've catered for about 50.
Fucking tables full.Im going to be a chav and get a doggy bag. :)
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Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Mon 23 Dec 2013, 11:52,
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no one would/could think any less of you for doing so
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 23 Dec 2013, 11:53,
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Au contraire, mon brave.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 23 Dec 2013, 11:57,
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It'll just get slung fuck it.Piles of nommy chicken and sausages
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Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Mon 23 Dec 2013, 11:58,
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Are you going to take it home and
put it in an already packed fridge?
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 23 Dec 2013, 11:59,
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Nah I'm off to the juicer quiz tonight
Itll supplement the usual inspired choice of ham, cheese and hamand cheese butties. Excuze me I'm about to start troughing.
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Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Mon 23 Dec 2013, 12:01,
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Ring up the landlord and tell him you can cater the quiz for £50.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 23 Dec 2013, 12:02,
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See up here I'd black bag the lot and take it to
me mate for his pigs.
/Country ramblings.
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edjogs Collared doves are shit., Mon 23 Dec 2013, 12:04,
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Dogging bags are a good idea. They should be more popliur over here.
It's common practice to ask for one in The States.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 23 Dec 2013, 11:58,
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A bag that looks after all ones dogging needs.
Tissues, lube etc.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 23 Dec 2013, 11:59,
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Moist wipes are an absolute must.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 23 Dec 2013, 12:00,
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When one needs to wipe excrement from one's shaft.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 23 Dec 2013, 12:01,
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Leaves it fresh for the next gob job off a stranger in a car park. It's basic manners really.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 23 Dec 2013, 12:03,
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That was you was it?
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Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Mon 23 Dec 2013, 12:05,
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Yes, I'm a gentleman you see.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 23 Dec 2013, 12:06,
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I've only ever gone to watch.
Are you saying you're allowed to join in?
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edjogs Collared doves are shit., Mon 23 Dec 2013, 12:05,
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If you like ed, I'm easy
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 23 Dec 2013, 12:07,
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So I've heard mate.,
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edjogs Collared doves are shit., Mon 23 Dec 2013, 12:11,
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yep
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 23 Dec 2013, 12:23,
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Dogging bag makez me think. ..
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Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Mon 23 Dec 2013, 12:00,
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